How to beat hardest track in star wars podracer

Pathetic right? I'm writing a tutorial on how to beat a track in a dream cast game right now in the year 2014 13 years since the dream cast was fucking still alive and well...

But I'm me. And that means I'm a nerdy fucker.

Well I just recently decided to my good fortune to give that hard as as hell Grabvine Gateway Track another try after fucking up that track so many times.

If anyone cares out there, I'll help inform you how to beat this shit. It's basically a track that demands a lot of turning as there's tons of turns which cause you to crash all day instead of progressing through the track.

You'll need to bone up on a couple of things. Max out Turning, traction, cheap buys. Which I did and I got really good airbrakes for the pod as well.

I hoped this would work, but it didn't still lost every fucking race with a vengance...

So I decided to sell half of my cooling and repair stock and put the rest of it into getting better acceleration.

BARELY won the fucking race. At the end of it I was going full throttle with one engine ready to explode as I crossed the finish line. Shit was hair raising but I was so satisfied to have beat that fucking shit for once.

There ya go. Not promising a sweeping victory but by getting that acceleration up you'll get through the track faster since it full of loads of full stops.

thinking about how race matters.

Strange business but I grew up watching fucking family maters in case anyone was wondering where I come from. I am a 90s kid, grew up on EVERYTHING 90s.

All this stuff about how I'm a bad guy and looking to go out and fucking cause trouble. Listen, I sat with my bowl of fruit loops every saturday morning and watched alvin and the chipmunks and muppet babies during the old days of fox kids. You bet your ass i remember those days. I SOOOOO wanted a Dick Tracy talking watch from the cereal box back then, but fuck never got it. LOVED Real Ghostbusters, never ever ever missed an episode. I mean. I never knew that uncle joey from full house was the voice of Peter venkman. never knew it, but yeah he was the guy voicing peter and then I went and watched him on full house so ultimately it all connected didn't it. Great guy David Coulier, great guy. HUGE part of my childhood.

But I got to say, white people must live an interesting life. Very interesting. I mean I got to say I"m encountering the stuff they often think about dealing with, a black man getting all up in their face and trying to start shit.

I go to work and I'm obviously black, although I'm a spanish looking black person, right. So none of the black guys at work fear fucking with me. They'll get away with it, and I can't laugh it off and go back to fucking my blonde wife in the ass like a white guy can.

I got to say it's a horrible dead end reality to deal with. I mean that's black people, got the BALLS OF A TANK to go up to another black person and wag their dick in their face, but I ask my self if I was white would this dude be acting like a badass right now? Or would he bend over and spread his ass for whitey like a little bitch boy.

Mind you, there are tough ass ballsy black guys who don't give a shit and will start a fight with a white guy. they'll lose like there's no tomorrow, but they'll still try in the end.

I wouldn't. Not out of fear, but out of intelligence. I'm not stupid enough to think I can win in a fight with white people.

Ya serious? Your black ass dares start shit with powerful whit folk, forget it, you're gone.

You don't mean shit to them and their expectations. It's like really you're cattle, fucking wild stock in the yard.

So I don't get why black people want to put on a show of toughness in front of each other when they'll act like little pussies in front of white people. You know what? I actually DO get it. Black people are retarded. That's the reason.

Not gonna sugar coat it. I've lived in black la la land all my life. I know how fucking retarded black people are... I mean back in grade school a black kid laughed and riducled me for having nappy hair. He's black too though so his hair is also nappy. But he points a finger at me and says HA HA HA your hair is nappy.

Wow. Ya got me...

Will the prequels be forgotten?

Just thinking right now about the star wars prequels and their future alongside the new star wars movies. I have no doubt that these new movies will be better more traditinally made films than the prequels ended up being. They're going to actually function as films instead of this clusterfuck of CGI nonsense that Lucas decided to create.

I honestly look back at the prequels and am glad I didn't save the stubs for those movies. They're garbage on film. They'll be sold in the ultimate super delux Star Wars Saga set that will no doubt be released some day just as I've notoiced despite it not making a damn inch of sense they've sold ALL the superman movies in a box set even Returns and feel no shame about that. something I've noticed since I was a kid hanging out at dragons den in cross county, they always sell the whole film series as a box set never leaving out the worst films. I guess their for completists.

well any who. I'm contemplating the outcome for the prequels once the superior star wars trilogy directed by abrams comes along. I personally am going to erase the prequels from my memory and look at star wars beginning and ending with episode 4 and episode 9. That's IT. that's how I'll remember star wars.

Only thing from the prequels that i'll hold on to is the Gendy Tartakofsky clone wars series that was a billion times better than the prequels ended up being in the end.

I mean I want to desperately contort and fit the prequels into the whole star wars story and make it all work, but there's NO SAVING THOSE THINGS, nothing will salvage what those movies lost us in time and money and just fan's utter devotion to star wars.

Thank GOD in heaven that JJ is making new star wars to fix what has been severely broken, thank GOD.

Thoughts on Butt Sex

Gotta go to fucking ass crushing work in like the next hour but before that shit just want to discuss something I got thinking about as I sat here doing nothing special.

I just remember the 90s with such a fondness. Now I'm out as an adult in the real world and holy shit is this world a big bag of insanity if I ever saw it. War, death, racism that's all I see now vs being a kid watching family matters and full house and all that good shit. Boy I guess they did a good job covering the truth about this world from us 90s kids. I never saw the real world, never saw how fucking obsessed everyone is with skin color and how everything is political tug of war and all that, never saw it, didn't care, and now I'm supposed to suddenly jump the hurdle into knowing all about the complexities of the big titans going toe to toe with each other in the big political world.

Fuck me, is it hard to grasp that stuff. I never had anything to do with it, so it's hard to suddenly jump right on in... really is, forgive me...

But yeah I see how like, I'm on the subway and like there's just no end, NO FUCKING END to the amount of jet black straight out of fucking Nigeria black guys walking around aimlessly not knowing which end is up in this life. Wow go get a fucking job or something, don't creep people out on the subway you psycho, but that's like the sad reality of being born black as FUCK. You'll go down HARD in life no doubt vs being lighter complexion...

That's sad, really sad. I mean what the hell. Why you got to be acting a fool and creeping around and scaring everybody on the subway with your monkey looking black ass like that. At least go get a job or some shit, don't be hanging out all day in front of good honest people looking like shit. That shit is the worst.

On top of that I have to say the glutton of butt sex is really fucking disturbing these days. Not that I have a damn thing against it, I LOVE watching a girl eating dick in her ass. But wow, wow, is there so fucking much it's like just ridiculous contrast between the world I grew up in vs the one I'm in today. Was there always butt sex, I just never saw it? Truth be told I think deep in the back of my mind I always knew adults were having a good time sexually, just never really was allowed to see it. I saw porn very very infrequently never all the time. But yeah there's no real denying what we all want as we get older, to get some booty.

Damn straight. I mean is it wrong to see girls eating dick and enjoying it? HELL NO. They're goddamn supposed to in my opinion. If you somehow some way got laid and put that shit on film, GOOD. That's a goddamn miracle by GOD.

I think to myself yeah, I do believe people should live by old morals and expectations and not succumb to primal sexual urges like wild beasts, BUT then I realize I'm 28 years old and haven't fucked one bitch, not even kissed a girl.

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK ALL DAY. FUCK TILL YOU CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK SOME MORE.

FUCK ANYBODY WHO SAYS PEOPLE SHOULD WAIT TO FUCK. FUCK ALL THOSE RETARDS.

Ultimately I got to say white people are crazy as hell if they're going to try to tell people when they can fucking fuck.

Ya serious? Oh good luck with that shit guys...

Indian Jones 4

Well what have I been up to recently for anyone who cares and I doubt anyone seriously does. There's much more things that are deserving of attention than my little quirks and shit.

Ugh primarily the Indiana Jones 4 that's been on my mind recently. I've been kicking my self in the ass for not saving the ticket stubs I've gotten from countless classic movie experiences. I bought tickets for all 3 star wars and lotr movies and never kept one fucking stub. I saw the matrix and xmen upon first release and never kept a stub. Now the fucking actors are thankfully still making xmen movies but they're thinking about putting down the claws and moving on and indeed they should. I think xmen is really done now. I never fucking thought as a teen watching wolverine in live action for the first time that fucking I'd see him going through time and all the crazy shit we now have going on in the x universe. Now supposedly they'll be facing Apocolypse on screen. WTF... It's like we've abandoned everything the original movie set up and now we're basically making the comic as is on screen now. No more realism or any attempts at serious drama.

Yunno, and it's like I'm too old to still be watching the xmen cast making these movies. It's as if they got together and made another spiderman featuring tobey and crew as if we were all back in the early 2000s. That time period was amazing to be in I can tell you. To be a teen looking forward to the first live action spiderman ever was a true blast for me. I was just going ape shit over every little bit of new pics and stuff and of course was blown off my ass by the trailer when that fucker hit. Now it's like, what a waste of time. Those spiderman movies are garbage.

They spent so much money, those movies just suck though. So of course as is the trend these days, reboot the bitch and forget we ever made those fucking shitty movies before.

And here we go again although it's hard for me to be as interested anymore in spiderman as I was a teen. I' 28 man, I'm fucking smacking away to porn all day, sadly. I should be slammin my dick into some girl's ass and enjoying myself not fucking looking forward to spiderman and star wars and shit.

I mean I'm so still got that gleeful enthusiasm for the new star wars movies and new batman and superman and spiderman moveis that are no doubt on teh horizon and I will indeed keep all the stubs this time.That's one fucking thing I figured out about life is that ya got to keep these fucking stubs now, not just toss em out.

And that's what I'm gona do now, every big super amazing movie that come along I'm going to keep the stub and one day have a fucking book full of old stubs maybe when I get old or some shit.

But damn Indiaana jones 4. I was thinkign should I have kept the stub for that pile of shit. And ultimately I conclude that even if I kept the stub, I'd burn it.

I want to honestly forget they made that movie. My eyes burn watching fucking shia labeof as indana jone's son and shit.

Ya kiddin me right? Just like I predicted, Shia labeof is not going to even be a hair of the ass of the goddamn TITAN of a man that is HArrison Ford. Shia will be the poster boy for the current generation of faggy back street boy pussy ass metrosexual white kid generation we have now. But he's not going to be taken seriously as a monumental actor who's going to ascend to great heights as a performer.

He's going to be as his looks fade, and he's not even a good looking guy. He's like fucking Fred Savage. Does anyone think the actor from boy meets world is going to go down in history as some sort of great actor. No, it's a shock to me really to see him come back to play corey after I lived so many years of my childhood watching him play that charactet. To be 28 and sitting here in my old room and STILL seeing Corey and Topanga on TV is just WHAT THE FUCK to me.

You got to realize I'm not today's kids. Today's kids see girl meets world and they think it's the first of its kind, it's so amazing an new. I've watched HUNDREDS of episodes of boy meets world. I seriously remember so much about that fucking show from when I was little. That to see the new shit, just doesn't make a dent in the original shit that I used to watch and feel a sense of familiarity to. I loved just getting lost in the world of boy meets world as a kid. It was like felt right felt like this was the 90s we were all in and having a good time living in. And it was about a boy kinda like a live action version of doug pretty much really. Here ya got this goofy dork white kid going through life and trying get through school etc.

So I always thought it's basically a live action doug pretty much.

I mean shit, what the hell is this girl on girl meets world compared to corey. Honestly. Corey was a interesting guy. The reason they cast Fred as Corey was because he was PERFECT for the role. I mean you got a guy who's really embodying the goofy quality of a typical 90s white kid who's not the popular guy or the smartest but he's not a bad kid, kinda thing. But his daughter going to be intersting as a character or is the sole purpose behind Girl meets world to simply bring back Coreyt and Topanga and follow their lives after Boy meets world ended. And of course bring back lots of the old cast to see what they're up to as well.

I do indeed want to see the old cast and feel like I'm still a 11 year old watching Corey and his friend have adventures. Hell I'd love it if they made Good Burger 2 or some shit. Or make a fucking Animorphs movie with the guy playing Iceman back as his old character. Wouldn't hurt. Ya gotta realize I got a lot of connection to a lot of old school Nick shows and ABC sitcoms from back in the 90s. I lived and breathed so much of it.

Sucks to get older and now indeed in my mind life is upside down. I don't think today's kids are enjoying the same level of awesome shows that I had back then. Sure they're into tmnt and power rangers but fuck, I had A LOT of badass shows to enjoy as a kid. Swat Kats, DBZ back when that shit was fresh and new not like today, Jonny Quest, reboot, Sonic SATAM back when they actually made good version of sonic before they decided to rape us all with Sonic Adventure. Who can forget Real Ghostbusters. TMNT although looking back I don't know why I loved watching that pile of shit show. It was horrible.

But hell even Shitty Sailor Moon is ten times better than today's tv shows. I hope they get off their ass and make a live action Sailor moon some goddamn day. Long overdue. I mean warts and all I'll always hold DBE dear to my heart simply because it exist. It's horrible, but it's a part of my soul as weird as that sounds. I grew up basking in films like it. He-man, super mario bros, street fighter. To actually sit and watch them make a SHITTY adapation of badass cool source material for the first time in my life was actually great fun. I was never there when they made Street fighter. Lord knows how they could have improved that travesty of a film if fans had any say about it. But there was no internet. I mean to be on a forum full of DBZ fans and watching them make the movie and seeing all the pieces come together I'll always cherish that experience. It was amazing to hang with all the db fanatics and hope the movie would be good, and then I actually go and see the movie. I really went to manhattan to watch the movie in theaters and was just fucked in the ass by the whole damn thing. Should have kept the stub though. Despite it being shitty, it's the only DBZ movie ever going to exist, to have the stub for it would probably be valuable...

thoughts on dream cast

GOddamn I mean here I am today still playing dream cast. Got it back around the early days of xplay for anyone who remembers the initial days of tech tv before they lost their fucking minds and turned it into this horrible backwards version that it is now, G4 or whatever. To be a teen fucker again, i tell ya.

Not really, I mean I kinda have a love hate relationship with aging. I do indeed want to be young again, but overall being my age now isn't the end of the universe. I still jack off all the same and I still want to get laid same as I was back at 15, just I'm way over the hump in terms of having waited for the magical day when you lose your virginity and grow up.

Way past...

Nothing I can fucking do about it brother... just gotta keep on jackin it and jackin it until some bitch finally gives me a chance.

So I'm still playing my old dream cast to this fucking day yall. How pathetic is that. But I got to give Sega its due, the dream cast is an amazing system, certainly still fun to play and the thing about it is that it truly was intended to be a serious competitor against the ps2 before SONY fucking CRUSHED the shit out of the Dream cast in sales.

That and the nintendo Game cube. With those two beasts of a gaming system hanging around, the dream cast didn't stand a chance back in those days although it was initially doing very well even to the point where the crew behind xplay were contemplating it lasting a very long time.

Wrong, fucking assloads of wrong those guys were...

How am I still playing dream cast? Well I figured out how to burn my own games now. I know boo hiss, it's illegal dude, certainly but the fucking dream cast is dead yunno. It's not like I'm burning games that are in stores today and I could buy them.

If Sega was smart they'd make a few easy dollars re-releasing their whole collection of games on digital download for people who missed out on the good ol days of the dream cast before it died.

 Playing Star wars Episode 1: Racer a game I rented back around when I as like ucking 15 or whatever age. Now I'm actually playing the shit hard core to get through the hard levels and beat the game and it's a lot more complex a game than I remember it being. I must have only played a few tracks and upgraded the pod only so much before having to take it back to blockbuster. This game is a game meant to be played for months, not a weeks. 

they really worked hard on creating a serious racing game that while fun is goddamn ridiculously hard at times. It's like I'm stuck on this track that most every review for the game says is totally ridiculous in difficulty and I agree. They made the track to be impossible to win without some super pod racer with perfect brakes or some shit.

I just can't beat the track no matter how many times I go through it. It's a beast. I'll keep trying though.

Looking to finally get Shenmue 2. I got and played and beat shenmue 1 back in the old days when that bitch came out.

Some kid was selling dream cast games at school so I bought a ton from him or did I rent shenmue? I rented it if I recall. I rented everything, was never a guy who had money to buy games, rented ton of them though when I got the chance.

Now i'm going to burn tons of dream cast games and maybe hand my system off to my nieces and nephew for them to play with it. They'll probably get a kick out of the old dream cast same way I loved playing old games as a kid. I'm a computer gaming nut from childhood. I played fucking TONK on the commodore 64 if that tells you anything about me.

I hate how I'm always labelled and treated as if I'm this homeless black guy in the subway who's retarded as hell. No I'm a nerdy kid from the 90s who's never touched a girl in his life, that's who I am.

I'm 28 and playing star wars racer on the fucking dream cast, how sad and retarded is that shit... really, think about it...

I'm not doing this:

Bsf

I'm doing THIS:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

Ugh black people part 3

Gooooddamn are black people a fucked up group of people or what. Why is it that I go on the subway to go home and there has GOT TO be a black guy running around asking for pocket change from everyone. WHY?

You know what I just did, GOT A JOB. Nothing miraculous or respectable, but I fought and clawed my way back into tossing luggage again for little pocket change. I'm content with that all things considered. I will indeed be able to get to work with ease so I'm going to have little to no trouble at this job, hopefully. I can only dream a little dream.

I mean, shit. I never really gave a damn about the huge gap between the economic levels between races until getting out into reality and seeing it for myself but yeah, it's SO a white man's world it's not even funny. It's like, there really simply ISN'T a lot of blacks breezing through this world and making big money and living it up, just isn't.

WOWZERS.

I mean how was I blind to how seriously fucked you are in life if you're black. It's probably because I pass for hispanic prettymuch. I'll never truly know what it's like to be a jet black person for the rest of my life.

And thank GOD. I mean yeah it does fucking matter to be NOT black in this world. It really does. I mean nobody looks at white people and checks whether their wallet is still in their pocket. White people all have money and jobs. They're good, honest people.

I sit on the train and oh surprise surprise a 30 year old black dude comes in the train begging everyone for money.

Goddamn, am I part of a race of people who are the bottom goddamn rung of the ladder in this world or WHAT?

The BOTTOM RUNG, my friend. Not even slightly int the middle or just above the last rung, the BOTTOM.

Fuck, man. I don't know what to do. It's a world where if you're black your life will be ridiculously tough, no matter what you do about it.