Going Green

I'm going green niggas. And by that I mean vegetarian.

I'm thinking that'll not only help me lose a lot of weight but make me feel better. I feel awful, and not just oh I'm horny, gotta get dat pussy feeling, I mean no energy, no life, fucking lame man.

But I had some brocolli with cheese a few minutes ago and it was actually quite pleasant. I've never eaten anything but fattening foods and sugary drinks and it took its toll on my teenage body, making me completely unable to get cut muscles although I tried vigorously every day to get in great shape. No doubt it's why I have great muscle strength now and very good agility, but I can say confidently that not eating right caused me to be too heavy to really move fast.

Veggies clean out your system I've read. Makes ya shit nice and smooth when it comes out too. None of that brick shit or in some cases liquid magma. Nice and smooth and thick.