hold on while i figure out where i am with this...
man my gigantic black penis is throbbing its so hard right now.... where was I, oh yeah the eden story...
Ronda saves eve from the spikes of doom and nurses her back to health. verona in awe of ronda's new power level decides to join her side. ronda then prepares for the next match in which she must battle the perfect android, ANDROID EDEN.
ronda dressed in a dress she borrowed from verona's closet, goes up to take on the last fighter in super saiyan 4 mode. Lets get to the good stuff, they fight a whole lot, then ronda's out classed by the android's seemingly infinite strength and gets beat back down to regular power level, and in one desperate attempt grabs the android's titty and sucks some milk from it to re-energize her self somewhat, then the android goes in for one final strike, and ronda, ass in the air, sucks her into her butt hole. then a pregnant ronda gives birth to a flesh and blood human eden who she was fighting the whole time.
now the two are re-united but ronda doesn't have the strength to push eden fully out of her body so her legs are still inside ronda's pussy. then gero comes out of the ceiling and reveals himself to ronda and eden. he wants ronda and eden to join him but she refuses, so he orders his robot army to kill them. a bunch of robots xlz class droids storm the arena and surround ronda and eden. verona and eve join the fight and they all battle. eventually though the robots over power them and eden and ronda are seperated and the robots take eden back to gero and ronda, verona, eve are tied up and thrown into an underground prison cell to be food for gero's cellula androids.
ronda taste tests eve's tits to see if she has any milk left, but she's all out. then verona poops out some shit, and inside the shit is a cigar and a lighter which she always keeps handy and she lights up some nice cuban cigar to enjoy. then the doors open and two cellula androids stand there. ronda is particularly confused by their pressence since she destroyed one years ago. That was their mother and now they will have revenge.
to be continued.
Friday, June 25, 2010
harry knowels nearly died
*shrugs*
I'm surprised you're still alive to be honest. i never understood why fat people allowed themselves to get that big in the first place, then when health problems inevitably arise, they're surprised when shit like that happens. ok ok, he has a new allergy, something i kind of have too, so i understand, bt still even if harry died, i wouldnt care that much. people much more important than him die all the time... kids too, gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm surprised you're still alive to be honest. i never understood why fat people allowed themselves to get that big in the first place, then when health problems inevitably arise, they're surprised when shit like that happens. ok ok, he has a new allergy, something i kind of have too, so i understand, bt still even if harry died, i wouldnt care that much. people much more important than him die all the time... kids too, gotta keep things in perspective.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
toy story 3
just saw it. I loved it, loved toy story when it first came out and I saw it on tv way back in the good ol days when tv didn't suck ass. so seeing it now at 24 on the big screen, my first toy story was a cool experience, and fitting that it be the final chapter in the series. I can see they really worked hard on it, figuring out just where to end these character's stories. times when i thought the movie was going to faulter, it bounces right back with some interesting drama, well played. people are calling it a masterpiece now, definitely up there and puts shame to a lot of other movies out right now. just the effortless passion for the story on display is worthy of the price of admition but on its own its a great film even if you've never seen the first or second, the first actually BEING a masterpiece.
one flaw it has though is that it came out NOW. wtf took them so long? it needed to come out ages ago. it almost feels like toy story 2 never happened because very little of the movie actually referrences that film. dare i say you could drop 2 all together if they didn't bring some of its characters back in this one. but that's the name of the game with sequels. some things work and others don't.
really miss bo peep too. the movie tells us she was just donated to someone else or whatever... how come woody doesn't find her, he's in love with her! this really kind of made me confused, the entire second film is about the toys finding a lost woody and bringing him back to andy, then this one dropps a major main character and shrugs it off. Yeah i know its a bitch to find these toys but come on. they even know how to use phones and computers and they can't keep in touch... would have been interesting if after lamenting bo peep's loss, she's found struggling to survive at sunny side and woody tries to save her and stuff.
oh well, fantastic film regardless. it's about as good a 3rd movie as you could hope for really. the first toy story is about fear of being replaced as a toy. the second about the fear of being outgrown as a toy. the third examines exactly what happens when a toy reaches that point when he's been outgrown and become useless to its owner and ironically the toy has to accept replacing its own owner, so things really come full circle.
A+
one flaw it has though is that it came out NOW. wtf took them so long? it needed to come out ages ago. it almost feels like toy story 2 never happened because very little of the movie actually referrences that film. dare i say you could drop 2 all together if they didn't bring some of its characters back in this one. but that's the name of the game with sequels. some things work and others don't.
really miss bo peep too. the movie tells us she was just donated to someone else or whatever... how come woody doesn't find her, he's in love with her! this really kind of made me confused, the entire second film is about the toys finding a lost woody and bringing him back to andy, then this one dropps a major main character and shrugs it off. Yeah i know its a bitch to find these toys but come on. they even know how to use phones and computers and they can't keep in touch... would have been interesting if after lamenting bo peep's loss, she's found struggling to survive at sunny side and woody tries to save her and stuff.
oh well, fantastic film regardless. it's about as good a 3rd movie as you could hope for really. the first toy story is about fear of being replaced as a toy. the second about the fear of being outgrown as a toy. the third examines exactly what happens when a toy reaches that point when he's been outgrown and become useless to its owner and ironically the toy has to accept replacing its own owner, so things really come full circle.
A+
Thursday, June 17, 2010
The airline industry
I'm currently at jfk airport, terminal 5, since this is the only one with free wifi unbelievably... you'd think such a useful thing would be at all terminals, but it's only jetblue that's cool enough to give free internet to its customers. would love to work for them in any area, but i'm stuck at swissport for now. sucks ass.
so where was I... there's a few things I'd like to tell you wonderful passengers what it is I do and what it is I know about airlines. It's definitely not as pretty as it seems from the outside. We baggage handlers don't give a shit about your luggage. So buy bags that won't break easily or we'll crush them. we treat them like garbage because the plane has to MOVE on time, so if we have to toss it, we toss it. like a piece of trash fragile or not.
I see tooooooo many flimsy as fuck bags when i'm out there hauling them, that's no good. the best ones are ironically not small duffle bags. If you want your bag faster than the other passengers, pack a big flat suitcase. We LOVE those. Fits on the belt, easily slides into the aircraft and we can pack it easily. We pack all of those first and remove all of those first, so there you go, little secret on how to get your bag faster. Make sure its tough as fuck though or we'll fuck it up.
like I said before, the plane HAS TO move. One of the reasons we don't give a flying fuck about your bag's welfare. That plane you're getting on, the one that seems so clean and untouched in the last few hours, a bunch of people were just on it probably 30 minutes ago. I didn't think planes turned around so damn fast, but yep, mother fuckers are turned around almost as fast as a train in the subway. I do air jamaica every morning. They bring teh plane in, passengers depart, we remove their bags, then the next group of passengers' bags are put right on the plane mere minutes after the last group's. unbelievable. they run these things like well, machines... no rest for anybody really, amazing. And we don't do much safety shit. times happen when the pilot overshoots the stopping mark, which is a huge no no. ground crew are just dudes like me, pilots make little mistakes, take too long to turn off warning beacons, and then there's just the fact that money is more important than anything else...
Not much interaction between us baggage guys and the pilots btw. They inspected the cargo bay once when i was in there chillin. and thats what we do, we just sit there under the plane while passengers board and disembark. we do more work than anyone else who works the ramp area yet we get paid the least, such bullshit. I could fly these planes after being here for so long... maybe some day, it's not that hard and from what i understand of the business, once the bitch is in the air, the pilot does nothing but play psp or watch a movie the whole time... lucky fuck
so where was I... there's a few things I'd like to tell you wonderful passengers what it is I do and what it is I know about airlines. It's definitely not as pretty as it seems from the outside. We baggage handlers don't give a shit about your luggage. So buy bags that won't break easily or we'll crush them. we treat them like garbage because the plane has to MOVE on time, so if we have to toss it, we toss it. like a piece of trash fragile or not.
I see tooooooo many flimsy as fuck bags when i'm out there hauling them, that's no good. the best ones are ironically not small duffle bags. If you want your bag faster than the other passengers, pack a big flat suitcase. We LOVE those. Fits on the belt, easily slides into the aircraft and we can pack it easily. We pack all of those first and remove all of those first, so there you go, little secret on how to get your bag faster. Make sure its tough as fuck though or we'll fuck it up.
like I said before, the plane HAS TO move. One of the reasons we don't give a flying fuck about your bag's welfare. That plane you're getting on, the one that seems so clean and untouched in the last few hours, a bunch of people were just on it probably 30 minutes ago. I didn't think planes turned around so damn fast, but yep, mother fuckers are turned around almost as fast as a train in the subway. I do air jamaica every morning. They bring teh plane in, passengers depart, we remove their bags, then the next group of passengers' bags are put right on the plane mere minutes after the last group's. unbelievable. they run these things like well, machines... no rest for anybody really, amazing. And we don't do much safety shit. times happen when the pilot overshoots the stopping mark, which is a huge no no. ground crew are just dudes like me, pilots make little mistakes, take too long to turn off warning beacons, and then there's just the fact that money is more important than anything else...
Not much interaction between us baggage guys and the pilots btw. They inspected the cargo bay once when i was in there chillin. and thats what we do, we just sit there under the plane while passengers board and disembark. we do more work than anyone else who works the ramp area yet we get paid the least, such bullshit. I could fly these planes after being here for so long... maybe some day, it's not that hard and from what i understand of the business, once the bitch is in the air, the pilot does nothing but play psp or watch a movie the whole time... lucky fuck
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
eden strikes back
here we go. I've been doing very little these past few days besides getting settled into my job at jfk again. No word from the lga job. sucks, but i still have a backup kind of plan if that doesn't pull through. after 90 days i can transfer to swissport at lga possibly, not that I know what that entails yet but once you get your foot into these kinds of companies and get to know the right kind of people, they can potentially help you out.
funny thing, just as i decide to download and watch every thundercats episode, they're making a new series to air next year. Im going to be all over that when it comes out, probably personally capturing each one, granted I can get a cap card, a good one somewhere soon. Then I'll serve them online on stream them just after they air on cartoon network. great show thundercats, I'll dare say it's a masterpiece of science fiction and fantasy, the best of its kind. the new show will no doubt cut out a lot of the cheese but will be hard time surpassing the genius level work done on animating it. like, theres no getting around the fact that thundercats possesses some of the best hand drawn 2d animation EVER made for a tv series.
so my eden story continues. Very cool, i've drawn sketches of everything up to the moment ronda, eve, and verona are taken into a holding cell and left to be consumed by two cellula clones.
the tournament begins. Eve vs laura of the clown gang. she beats her with a slicing kick that cuts the android in half. Next is ronda vs mime man, he uses magic powers to entrance ronda but she regains her strength after he loses concentration ejaculating into her ass, and then she turns super saiyan two and blows him away with a super fire ball. Next is eve vs baby boy. She underestimates the tiny opponent and he gows into this big fat fighter, slaps eve around until she falls unconcious, then rips off her panties and goes into her body through her vagina, then after eve wakes up she poops and pisses and lactates out like 5 different versions of the guy, and they all kick her ass until she discovers her urine can dissolve them. Next is ronda vs big boy. He grows into a giant and ronda tries to use her electro guns to shoot him, but she just shoots him in the eye, he gets mad and swats her away like a fly, then he grabs her, bites her titty licks her face and then whips out his massive dick and fucks her in the ass until the tip of his dick comes out her mouth. But he gets so caught up in the fucking he loses his footing and falls into the pit of spikes. Next is eve vs verona. Verona wins against a worn out eve, tossing her into the pit of spikes. Ronda gets pissed and goes to fight verona next. verona challenges ronda and tells her that if she gets beaten she has to get fucked by her instead of straight up killing. Ronda agrees. So they fight in super saiyan level, then verona says she has learned a new level of power and powers up to super saiyan level three giving her ridiculously huge tits. Ronda surprises verona with her own big whoppers as she powers up to super saiya level 3 too. the two battle hard, clashing like titans, then verona cheats and grabs ronda's titty squeezing as much super milk out of it as possible decreasing her power so ronda is no match, then tosses ronda into outer space and she goes through the ceiling through teh moon and crashs back into the floor. a defeated ronda then puts her ass in the air to get fucked by verona. verona pulls out her tail from her ass and sticks it into rondas and fucks her, but then she sees the moon and starts turning into moozaru form. Ronda's asshole is stretched wide as verona's tail grows and then ronda feels the same happening to her as the tail acts as a real saiyan tail and transforms ronda into moozaru. the two beasts fight and fight and fight. verona picks up ronda and tosses her into the pit of spikes. she jumps out removes a spike from her ass and stabs verona in the eye with it. verona pulls her eyeball out and grabs ronda squeezing the life out of her. since ronda's a moozaru without a tail, during this desperate moment she achieves a higher level of power and transforms back into human form with long nipples a tail and long dark hair. super saiyan 4. she cuts off verona's tail and brings her back to human form then retrieves a dying eve fom the spikes.
after this the final battle is between Ronda and android eden. to be continued.
funny thing, just as i decide to download and watch every thundercats episode, they're making a new series to air next year. Im going to be all over that when it comes out, probably personally capturing each one, granted I can get a cap card, a good one somewhere soon. Then I'll serve them online on stream them just after they air on cartoon network. great show thundercats, I'll dare say it's a masterpiece of science fiction and fantasy, the best of its kind. the new show will no doubt cut out a lot of the cheese but will be hard time surpassing the genius level work done on animating it. like, theres no getting around the fact that thundercats possesses some of the best hand drawn 2d animation EVER made for a tv series.
so my eden story continues. Very cool, i've drawn sketches of everything up to the moment ronda, eve, and verona are taken into a holding cell and left to be consumed by two cellula clones.
the tournament begins. Eve vs laura of the clown gang. she beats her with a slicing kick that cuts the android in half. Next is ronda vs mime man, he uses magic powers to entrance ronda but she regains her strength after he loses concentration ejaculating into her ass, and then she turns super saiyan two and blows him away with a super fire ball. Next is eve vs baby boy. She underestimates the tiny opponent and he gows into this big fat fighter, slaps eve around until she falls unconcious, then rips off her panties and goes into her body through her vagina, then after eve wakes up she poops and pisses and lactates out like 5 different versions of the guy, and they all kick her ass until she discovers her urine can dissolve them. Next is ronda vs big boy. He grows into a giant and ronda tries to use her electro guns to shoot him, but she just shoots him in the eye, he gets mad and swats her away like a fly, then he grabs her, bites her titty licks her face and then whips out his massive dick and fucks her in the ass until the tip of his dick comes out her mouth. But he gets so caught up in the fucking he loses his footing and falls into the pit of spikes. Next is eve vs verona. Verona wins against a worn out eve, tossing her into the pit of spikes. Ronda gets pissed and goes to fight verona next. verona challenges ronda and tells her that if she gets beaten she has to get fucked by her instead of straight up killing. Ronda agrees. So they fight in super saiyan level, then verona says she has learned a new level of power and powers up to super saiyan level three giving her ridiculously huge tits. Ronda surprises verona with her own big whoppers as she powers up to super saiya level 3 too. the two battle hard, clashing like titans, then verona cheats and grabs ronda's titty squeezing as much super milk out of it as possible decreasing her power so ronda is no match, then tosses ronda into outer space and she goes through the ceiling through teh moon and crashs back into the floor. a defeated ronda then puts her ass in the air to get fucked by verona. verona pulls out her tail from her ass and sticks it into rondas and fucks her, but then she sees the moon and starts turning into moozaru form. Ronda's asshole is stretched wide as verona's tail grows and then ronda feels the same happening to her as the tail acts as a real saiyan tail and transforms ronda into moozaru. the two beasts fight and fight and fight. verona picks up ronda and tosses her into the pit of spikes. she jumps out removes a spike from her ass and stabs verona in the eye with it. verona pulls her eyeball out and grabs ronda squeezing the life out of her. since ronda's a moozaru without a tail, during this desperate moment she achieves a higher level of power and transforms back into human form with long nipples a tail and long dark hair. super saiyan 4. she cuts off verona's tail and brings her back to human form then retrieves a dying eve fom the spikes.
after this the final battle is between Ronda and android eden. to be continued.
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