Monday, July 12, 2010
Times get tough
can't quit masterbating no matter how hard i try. its like even if i stay off it for a week, i might wake up and be so horny that i get going and just cant stop myself since it feels so good, like you don't even fear death... speaking of which, i got my hand briefly caught in a belt loader at my job the other day, my last day of work for the week, now of course i pulled it out quickly thank God, but what if i didn't, shit was moving fast, it would have definitely taken my arm off or broke it before i could stop the belt myself. that's the problem with being so sexually frustrated, you don't have all your head on straight to be totally alert. shit, though, thats life. one minute you're here, next, you're not. seize the day and all that.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
the last airbender
downloaded it since everyone online says its crap. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS SMOKING. get your heads out of your asses. kids will eat this up, and if you're like me and watched the show religiously back in the good ol days and saw every episode warts and all, ycou'll love it for its breezy reverence of the source material but not anally pounding it from frame to frame because guess what, the original toon wasn't perfect either.
b- all around, solid first effort, looking forward to book two. bunch of dipshits online, fuck em.
b- all around, solid first effort, looking forward to book two. bunch of dipshits online, fuck em.
Monday, July 5, 2010
bought a car
honda civic 89 for 700 bucks, probably worth 300 considering all its its problems needing repair, but I don't care. I have a car now and i'll use my earnings from this job to fix it up, need to go to home depot to get some stuff for the interior, maybe tomorrow, then when i get a better job get it insured and drive it to work or whatever. it's a first step into a larger world as obiwan would say... saw this cute indian girl at the bank today, massive tits, i couldn't stop thinking about touching them while she was saying some words about credit cards or whatever... wow, you really think i give a damn about credit cards bitch? god damn, bunch of bank drones looking to get young guys signed up for shit these days.
well whatever. the mission is completed... good piece of machine i think, just needs to be fixed up some and it'll run well enough. i'll use it to begin studying cars and how they work since that's like a life long necessity these days. guy that sold it to me, seemed very honest, and was kind enough to help me drive it back to my house today taking time away from his adorable son. bah, kids, i don't even want to think about that right now. I don't want no daughter, EVER. a boy i can raise for sure, a girl would scare the living hell out of me.
never mind that. gotta get the ball rolling on making money... the thing is, that i work at jfk, so i see tsa agents everywhere. their job is a simple one, check bags to make sure they're within tsa regulations, scan them, that's it, they don't have to do anything more than security stuff like that, no guns, no heavy lifting... and on the website they got openings, so there's a little door open there. granted, i already have a job, and i make at least 200 a week, 800 a month so getting the car insured now isn't impossible, it's just i don't have the money for such a thing as yet. that's my whole check really... all to pay for some insurance. it's a gamble. i get it insured, sure, then i can drive instead of take the bus to work, which would be great for me, but then i have no money anyway for anything else.
tough decisions to make here, no matter though, I'll have to build a thicker hide here and try to find a better job while still working at shitport.
well whatever. the mission is completed... good piece of machine i think, just needs to be fixed up some and it'll run well enough. i'll use it to begin studying cars and how they work since that's like a life long necessity these days. guy that sold it to me, seemed very honest, and was kind enough to help me drive it back to my house today taking time away from his adorable son. bah, kids, i don't even want to think about that right now. I don't want no daughter, EVER. a boy i can raise for sure, a girl would scare the living hell out of me.
never mind that. gotta get the ball rolling on making money... the thing is, that i work at jfk, so i see tsa agents everywhere. their job is a simple one, check bags to make sure they're within tsa regulations, scan them, that's it, they don't have to do anything more than security stuff like that, no guns, no heavy lifting... and on the website they got openings, so there's a little door open there. granted, i already have a job, and i make at least 200 a week, 800 a month so getting the car insured now isn't impossible, it's just i don't have the money for such a thing as yet. that's my whole check really... all to pay for some insurance. it's a gamble. i get it insured, sure, then i can drive instead of take the bus to work, which would be great for me, but then i have no money anyway for anything else.
tough decisions to make here, no matter though, I'll have to build a thicker hide here and try to find a better job while still working at shitport.
Friday, June 25, 2010
EDEN reduxxx
hold on while i figure out where i am with this...
man my gigantic black penis is throbbing its so hard right now.... where was I, oh yeah the eden story...
Ronda saves eve from the spikes of doom and nurses her back to health. verona in awe of ronda's new power level decides to join her side. ronda then prepares for the next match in which she must battle the perfect android, ANDROID EDEN.
ronda dressed in a dress she borrowed from verona's closet, goes up to take on the last fighter in super saiyan 4 mode. Lets get to the good stuff, they fight a whole lot, then ronda's out classed by the android's seemingly infinite strength and gets beat back down to regular power level, and in one desperate attempt grabs the android's titty and sucks some milk from it to re-energize her self somewhat, then the android goes in for one final strike, and ronda, ass in the air, sucks her into her butt hole. then a pregnant ronda gives birth to a flesh and blood human eden who she was fighting the whole time.
now the two are re-united but ronda doesn't have the strength to push eden fully out of her body so her legs are still inside ronda's pussy. then gero comes out of the ceiling and reveals himself to ronda and eden. he wants ronda and eden to join him but she refuses, so he orders his robot army to kill them. a bunch of robots xlz class droids storm the arena and surround ronda and eden. verona and eve join the fight and they all battle. eventually though the robots over power them and eden and ronda are seperated and the robots take eden back to gero and ronda, verona, eve are tied up and thrown into an underground prison cell to be food for gero's cellula androids.
ronda taste tests eve's tits to see if she has any milk left, but she's all out. then verona poops out some shit, and inside the shit is a cigar and a lighter which she always keeps handy and she lights up some nice cuban cigar to enjoy. then the doors open and two cellula androids stand there. ronda is particularly confused by their pressence since she destroyed one years ago. That was their mother and now they will have revenge.
to be continued.
man my gigantic black penis is throbbing its so hard right now.... where was I, oh yeah the eden story...
Ronda saves eve from the spikes of doom and nurses her back to health. verona in awe of ronda's new power level decides to join her side. ronda then prepares for the next match in which she must battle the perfect android, ANDROID EDEN.
ronda dressed in a dress she borrowed from verona's closet, goes up to take on the last fighter in super saiyan 4 mode. Lets get to the good stuff, they fight a whole lot, then ronda's out classed by the android's seemingly infinite strength and gets beat back down to regular power level, and in one desperate attempt grabs the android's titty and sucks some milk from it to re-energize her self somewhat, then the android goes in for one final strike, and ronda, ass in the air, sucks her into her butt hole. then a pregnant ronda gives birth to a flesh and blood human eden who she was fighting the whole time.
now the two are re-united but ronda doesn't have the strength to push eden fully out of her body so her legs are still inside ronda's pussy. then gero comes out of the ceiling and reveals himself to ronda and eden. he wants ronda and eden to join him but she refuses, so he orders his robot army to kill them. a bunch of robots xlz class droids storm the arena and surround ronda and eden. verona and eve join the fight and they all battle. eventually though the robots over power them and eden and ronda are seperated and the robots take eden back to gero and ronda, verona, eve are tied up and thrown into an underground prison cell to be food for gero's cellula androids.
ronda taste tests eve's tits to see if she has any milk left, but she's all out. then verona poops out some shit, and inside the shit is a cigar and a lighter which she always keeps handy and she lights up some nice cuban cigar to enjoy. then the doors open and two cellula androids stand there. ronda is particularly confused by their pressence since she destroyed one years ago. That was their mother and now they will have revenge.
to be continued.
harry knowels nearly died
*shrugs*
I'm surprised you're still alive to be honest. i never understood why fat people allowed themselves to get that big in the first place, then when health problems inevitably arise, they're surprised when shit like that happens. ok ok, he has a new allergy, something i kind of have too, so i understand, bt still even if harry died, i wouldnt care that much. people much more important than him die all the time... kids too, gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm surprised you're still alive to be honest. i never understood why fat people allowed themselves to get that big in the first place, then when health problems inevitably arise, they're surprised when shit like that happens. ok ok, he has a new allergy, something i kind of have too, so i understand, bt still even if harry died, i wouldnt care that much. people much more important than him die all the time... kids too, gotta keep things in perspective.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
toy story 3
just saw it. I loved it, loved toy story when it first came out and I saw it on tv way back in the good ol days when tv didn't suck ass. so seeing it now at 24 on the big screen, my first toy story was a cool experience, and fitting that it be the final chapter in the series. I can see they really worked hard on it, figuring out just where to end these character's stories. times when i thought the movie was going to faulter, it bounces right back with some interesting drama, well played. people are calling it a masterpiece now, definitely up there and puts shame to a lot of other movies out right now. just the effortless passion for the story on display is worthy of the price of admition but on its own its a great film even if you've never seen the first or second, the first actually BEING a masterpiece.
one flaw it has though is that it came out NOW. wtf took them so long? it needed to come out ages ago. it almost feels like toy story 2 never happened because very little of the movie actually referrences that film. dare i say you could drop 2 all together if they didn't bring some of its characters back in this one. but that's the name of the game with sequels. some things work and others don't.
really miss bo peep too. the movie tells us she was just donated to someone else or whatever... how come woody doesn't find her, he's in love with her! this really kind of made me confused, the entire second film is about the toys finding a lost woody and bringing him back to andy, then this one dropps a major main character and shrugs it off. Yeah i know its a bitch to find these toys but come on. they even know how to use phones and computers and they can't keep in touch... would have been interesting if after lamenting bo peep's loss, she's found struggling to survive at sunny side and woody tries to save her and stuff.
oh well, fantastic film regardless. it's about as good a 3rd movie as you could hope for really. the first toy story is about fear of being replaced as a toy. the second about the fear of being outgrown as a toy. the third examines exactly what happens when a toy reaches that point when he's been outgrown and become useless to its owner and ironically the toy has to accept replacing its own owner, so things really come full circle.
A+
one flaw it has though is that it came out NOW. wtf took them so long? it needed to come out ages ago. it almost feels like toy story 2 never happened because very little of the movie actually referrences that film. dare i say you could drop 2 all together if they didn't bring some of its characters back in this one. but that's the name of the game with sequels. some things work and others don't.
really miss bo peep too. the movie tells us she was just donated to someone else or whatever... how come woody doesn't find her, he's in love with her! this really kind of made me confused, the entire second film is about the toys finding a lost woody and bringing him back to andy, then this one dropps a major main character and shrugs it off. Yeah i know its a bitch to find these toys but come on. they even know how to use phones and computers and they can't keep in touch... would have been interesting if after lamenting bo peep's loss, she's found struggling to survive at sunny side and woody tries to save her and stuff.
oh well, fantastic film regardless. it's about as good a 3rd movie as you could hope for really. the first toy story is about fear of being replaced as a toy. the second about the fear of being outgrown as a toy. the third examines exactly what happens when a toy reaches that point when he's been outgrown and become useless to its owner and ironically the toy has to accept replacing its own owner, so things really come full circle.
A+
Thursday, June 17, 2010
The airline industry
I'm currently at jfk airport, terminal 5, since this is the only one with free wifi unbelievably... you'd think such a useful thing would be at all terminals, but it's only jetblue that's cool enough to give free internet to its customers. would love to work for them in any area, but i'm stuck at swissport for now. sucks ass.
so where was I... there's a few things I'd like to tell you wonderful passengers what it is I do and what it is I know about airlines. It's definitely not as pretty as it seems from the outside. We baggage handlers don't give a shit about your luggage. So buy bags that won't break easily or we'll crush them. we treat them like garbage because the plane has to MOVE on time, so if we have to toss it, we toss it. like a piece of trash fragile or not.
I see tooooooo many flimsy as fuck bags when i'm out there hauling them, that's no good. the best ones are ironically not small duffle bags. If you want your bag faster than the other passengers, pack a big flat suitcase. We LOVE those. Fits on the belt, easily slides into the aircraft and we can pack it easily. We pack all of those first and remove all of those first, so there you go, little secret on how to get your bag faster. Make sure its tough as fuck though or we'll fuck it up.
like I said before, the plane HAS TO move. One of the reasons we don't give a flying fuck about your bag's welfare. That plane you're getting on, the one that seems so clean and untouched in the last few hours, a bunch of people were just on it probably 30 minutes ago. I didn't think planes turned around so damn fast, but yep, mother fuckers are turned around almost as fast as a train in the subway. I do air jamaica every morning. They bring teh plane in, passengers depart, we remove their bags, then the next group of passengers' bags are put right on the plane mere minutes after the last group's. unbelievable. they run these things like well, machines... no rest for anybody really, amazing. And we don't do much safety shit. times happen when the pilot overshoots the stopping mark, which is a huge no no. ground crew are just dudes like me, pilots make little mistakes, take too long to turn off warning beacons, and then there's just the fact that money is more important than anything else...
Not much interaction between us baggage guys and the pilots btw. They inspected the cargo bay once when i was in there chillin. and thats what we do, we just sit there under the plane while passengers board and disembark. we do more work than anyone else who works the ramp area yet we get paid the least, such bullshit. I could fly these planes after being here for so long... maybe some day, it's not that hard and from what i understand of the business, once the bitch is in the air, the pilot does nothing but play psp or watch a movie the whole time... lucky fuck
so where was I... there's a few things I'd like to tell you wonderful passengers what it is I do and what it is I know about airlines. It's definitely not as pretty as it seems from the outside. We baggage handlers don't give a shit about your luggage. So buy bags that won't break easily or we'll crush them. we treat them like garbage because the plane has to MOVE on time, so if we have to toss it, we toss it. like a piece of trash fragile or not.
I see tooooooo many flimsy as fuck bags when i'm out there hauling them, that's no good. the best ones are ironically not small duffle bags. If you want your bag faster than the other passengers, pack a big flat suitcase. We LOVE those. Fits on the belt, easily slides into the aircraft and we can pack it easily. We pack all of those first and remove all of those first, so there you go, little secret on how to get your bag faster. Make sure its tough as fuck though or we'll fuck it up.
like I said before, the plane HAS TO move. One of the reasons we don't give a flying fuck about your bag's welfare. That plane you're getting on, the one that seems so clean and untouched in the last few hours, a bunch of people were just on it probably 30 minutes ago. I didn't think planes turned around so damn fast, but yep, mother fuckers are turned around almost as fast as a train in the subway. I do air jamaica every morning. They bring teh plane in, passengers depart, we remove their bags, then the next group of passengers' bags are put right on the plane mere minutes after the last group's. unbelievable. they run these things like well, machines... no rest for anybody really, amazing. And we don't do much safety shit. times happen when the pilot overshoots the stopping mark, which is a huge no no. ground crew are just dudes like me, pilots make little mistakes, take too long to turn off warning beacons, and then there's just the fact that money is more important than anything else...
Not much interaction between us baggage guys and the pilots btw. They inspected the cargo bay once when i was in there chillin. and thats what we do, we just sit there under the plane while passengers board and disembark. we do more work than anyone else who works the ramp area yet we get paid the least, such bullshit. I could fly these planes after being here for so long... maybe some day, it's not that hard and from what i understand of the business, once the bitch is in the air, the pilot does nothing but play psp or watch a movie the whole time... lucky fuck
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