got to talk about this for a second. I buy things from ebay off and on of course. New shoes, whatever, stuff for the static shock project and of course a gold chain necklace to look sexy.
So yeah I never cared and I don't think anyone does about what kind of shit the mail man has to go through to speedily deliver your new toys to you.
He goes through a lot.
You think those packages are delivered all by the truck guy? No. The regular mail handler has to deliver any small items. Doesn't make it easy to do. The hard part is when you have to goddamn carry a bunch of little boxes and shit in your bag and keep aware of which address it goes to as you go door to door and hopefully don't miss that person's house.
If you do, you have to make a choice, save it for tomorrow or go walk a mile to deliver the fucking thing. If I had to choose I always took the bitter pill and delivered it. I can't stand not getting my shit and having to wait so I do what I can. Only one time did I say fuck it, and didn't bother delivering the thing that day... Other than that, every time I missed a house, I walked all the long ass way back and brought the package to their door. Probably nonsense in that box tho... sucks for me.
Well, shit. Don't take it for granted is all I'm saying. It's no simple task to deliver little packages as well as tons of junk mail to people's door steps and if your package isn't there when expected it's because he missed you and decided to deliver it the next day in the next pile of shit coming to your door.
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Saturday, January 30, 2016
The Significance of the 90s
Here we stand in 2016. You can if you choose stalk all your favorite celebs through the internet. I'm not inclined to do so simply because I actually liked being ignorant to what they did all day myself. If you prefer knowing what shit they eat every waking day, so be it. I'm not that nuts about it.
If you care, probably don't, but if you care about what I liked about my childhood. Thing is, yeah, childhood was hell, but that one summer where I had all the time in the world to watch the power rangers movie all day, THAT was pure heaven.
Just me 11 years old, popping in the power rangers movie to watch all day. If I had it my way, that would be IT for me. I'd never get older just live in that perfect moment.
Makes me sad that the world is so shitty. When life is good, it's fucking good man. Why does everyone want to turn life shitty? Why? Politics, want to prove your smarter than me or something. Good for you. Don't matter to me, not my problem boss. Go figure out that nasa level shit over there in a corner and get out of my face.
What's up with how hard it is to get a job too. I just got laid off from this shitty bottom of the world mail handler position. Why? He wants me to go back to college, write essays, get a degree in something super pooper cool.
LISTEN. OLD. PEOPLE.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
College can go fuck itself. I want to grab some titties, not run around playing harry potter. So shut up.
I don't like to get aggravated, but I'm sick of it. I'm sick of the nonsense way this world keeps trying to cram college down our asses like its the end of the universe if you don't get that accolade. I can assure you it's not. It's just that, even if they made it a requirement to have a degree to work at mcdonalds, you fuckwits would go after it and smile all the way to the minumum wage pay check ya get. You're being played like a violin and you don't want to protest, or don't have the balls to stand up to the upper crust who's playing these games I guess.
I don't know why they want to make life so complicated. It really isn't. Get pussy, shut your mouth, and enjoy it. That's prettymuch the whole deal. Why is it that we got retards running around telling everyone ya gotta go full buck crazy and struggle and claw your way through school all the live long day for some vague promise of riches.
It's just pathetic the way the system exists. It's just been a horrible experience for me, the school system. I don't trust it and would never recommend it to any parent these days.
It's like this giant jack of all trades master of none. I honestly have no clue what kids today are being taught or how but my education was backwards and really didn't work at all. It was a joke and high school is the worst joke. College I don't even understand. What are you supposed to do in there? Who you supposed to fuck in there? Or do somehow grown men and women keep their biological urges completely under wraps.
SHRUGS.
Whatever right. I don't give a shit. The thing that I want to accomplish with my life have nothing to do with playing with an antiquated shitty school system.
I've always taught myself everything, why stop? And the shit of it is, like ya go to school and they give you a book and say go do the lessons on the computer back in your dorm, have a great day, you'll be tested some time next week. SAy what? Why did I pay money for this class if I have to do it online? WHAT?
Oh I get it, I'm just a fucking walking bag of money, nice...
Anyway, beyond my emo rantings. I just wanted to remind myself that at some fucking point life for me was freakin great....
If you care, probably don't, but if you care about what I liked about my childhood. Thing is, yeah, childhood was hell, but that one summer where I had all the time in the world to watch the power rangers movie all day, THAT was pure heaven.
Just me 11 years old, popping in the power rangers movie to watch all day. If I had it my way, that would be IT for me. I'd never get older just live in that perfect moment.
Makes me sad that the world is so shitty. When life is good, it's fucking good man. Why does everyone want to turn life shitty? Why? Politics, want to prove your smarter than me or something. Good for you. Don't matter to me, not my problem boss. Go figure out that nasa level shit over there in a corner and get out of my face.
What's up with how hard it is to get a job too. I just got laid off from this shitty bottom of the world mail handler position. Why? He wants me to go back to college, write essays, get a degree in something super pooper cool.
LISTEN. OLD. PEOPLE.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
College can go fuck itself. I want to grab some titties, not run around playing harry potter. So shut up.
I don't like to get aggravated, but I'm sick of it. I'm sick of the nonsense way this world keeps trying to cram college down our asses like its the end of the universe if you don't get that accolade. I can assure you it's not. It's just that, even if they made it a requirement to have a degree to work at mcdonalds, you fuckwits would go after it and smile all the way to the minumum wage pay check ya get. You're being played like a violin and you don't want to protest, or don't have the balls to stand up to the upper crust who's playing these games I guess.
I don't know why they want to make life so complicated. It really isn't. Get pussy, shut your mouth, and enjoy it. That's prettymuch the whole deal. Why is it that we got retards running around telling everyone ya gotta go full buck crazy and struggle and claw your way through school all the live long day for some vague promise of riches.
It's just pathetic the way the system exists. It's just been a horrible experience for me, the school system. I don't trust it and would never recommend it to any parent these days.
It's like this giant jack of all trades master of none. I honestly have no clue what kids today are being taught or how but my education was backwards and really didn't work at all. It was a joke and high school is the worst joke. College I don't even understand. What are you supposed to do in there? Who you supposed to fuck in there? Or do somehow grown men and women keep their biological urges completely under wraps.
SHRUGS.
Whatever right. I don't give a shit. The thing that I want to accomplish with my life have nothing to do with playing with an antiquated shitty school system.
I've always taught myself everything, why stop? And the shit of it is, like ya go to school and they give you a book and say go do the lessons on the computer back in your dorm, have a great day, you'll be tested some time next week. SAy what? Why did I pay money for this class if I have to do it online? WHAT?
Oh I get it, I'm just a fucking walking bag of money, nice...
Anyway, beyond my emo rantings. I just wanted to remind myself that at some fucking point life for me was freakin great....
Friday, January 29, 2016
Mark Hamill will voice the joker again
Thank God. The other jokers were terrible that we've been getting. Sure hamill's joker is gruffier and older sounding but even the raspy joker is better than any of the new guys they keep throwing at us.
Good, very good. Congrats to hamill, Conroy etc. Looking forward to this new shit they got in store.
Good, very good. Congrats to hamill, Conroy etc. Looking forward to this new shit they got in store.
Thursday, January 28, 2016
real black people vs caramel colored blacks
Don't ya love this world. So basically I've been made aware of the world as it is today to a large degree. It's all about race, never gonna change. So yeah, I mean. I live now with a mind full of thoughts on what to do these days in regards of the angst within black people. It's like, damn, what am I supposed to do about the reality that the blacker you are the shittier your life will be no matter what you do about it.
I'm ME, the guy who grew up watching movies and playing videogames. Never once concerned with racism or the really complex politics within that subject. The thing that strikes me is that you're gonna get shit from super duper black people for not having lived the life they've lived, for having just never truly faced the difficulty of being super black beyond blackness. Forgive me? I just lived my life going with the flow of it since kindergarten, not wanting to or caring about the giant racial divide in this world? I was well aware of how hard blacker kids had it, not stupid, but that wasn't what childhood was about. No fucking kid sits and thinks about this shit for more than 5 mintues. Too busy being a kid!!!
It's stupid simple, yet massively complex issue.
The thing that bothers me is that yeah just as I predicted (and I'm often too fucking right) I'm gonna live my life getting hate from both sides. Blacks and Whites because I'm stolen whiteness, and 2 I don't belong to the ultra dark blacks and will never understand the horrors of their life.
Oh shit, I guess. Boo hoo.
Yeah, I'll never understand what it's like to be Black as space. But ya know what, get over it. It's 2016. We are in the fucking future already. EVERBODY knows science and all that shit is more important than petty racism nonsense and if you have a brain that's capable of doing backflips and shit, it doesn't matter how black you are, you'll get a damn good job cuz we prioritize those people always.
So SHUT THE FUCK UP and don't cry to me about your problems...
I'm ME, the guy who grew up watching movies and playing videogames. Never once concerned with racism or the really complex politics within that subject. The thing that strikes me is that you're gonna get shit from super duper black people for not having lived the life they've lived, for having just never truly faced the difficulty of being super black beyond blackness. Forgive me? I just lived my life going with the flow of it since kindergarten, not wanting to or caring about the giant racial divide in this world? I was well aware of how hard blacker kids had it, not stupid, but that wasn't what childhood was about. No fucking kid sits and thinks about this shit for more than 5 mintues. Too busy being a kid!!!
It's stupid simple, yet massively complex issue.
The thing that bothers me is that yeah just as I predicted (and I'm often too fucking right) I'm gonna live my life getting hate from both sides. Blacks and Whites because I'm stolen whiteness, and 2 I don't belong to the ultra dark blacks and will never understand the horrors of their life.
Oh shit, I guess. Boo hoo.
Yeah, I'll never understand what it's like to be Black as space. But ya know what, get over it. It's 2016. We are in the fucking future already. EVERBODY knows science and all that shit is more important than petty racism nonsense and if you have a brain that's capable of doing backflips and shit, it doesn't matter how black you are, you'll get a damn good job cuz we prioritize those people always.
So SHUT THE FUCK UP and don't cry to me about your problems...
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Just hanging out
I just took a shit and then took a shower. I thank myself I must say for staying in shape throughout my childhood. I'm lean now because I worked so hard at staying thin and agile as a kid. I have been cursed by the mil and told my kids this and kids that, but I still look forward to optimizing my body and creating the physique I've always wanted but could never figure out how to do.
Facebook what an amazing and addicting thing. I've been using the internet for a lot of years. Never have I thought in my mind that I'd have instant access to everyone I watched in movies and tv shows like over night, it's surreal and throws me off. At this point in my life I should be completely just not involved with those people anymore and not a part of their careers since well, after you finish those shows, you assume those people are doing more important things, not hanging out on the internet, but not really. Everybody from the 90s is still noodling about doing something all day. Whatever, who gives a shit right. It's either you get the chance to talk to these people or you never do, so take the chance and see if they give a shit. That's the joke about facebook. Yeah the actual celebs run the pages, but in reality they don't read or give a shit about the comments. One wonders why they run the page if they're not going to care. It's not the end of the world, just a weird observation. You can say you love their work all day or make suggestions on things and they'll ignore it even though it's probably right there in front of their face. Like I asked Vin Diesel if he could finance my Static Shock project. The guy runs a production company. He probably knows I exist a little bit or not whatever, but nah too busy being filthy fucking rich and working on his muscles again to get back in shape for XXX 3, Shoulda made dis shit 10 years ago.
It's all good though. I always wanted to have a website as a kid. But to get one would be a huge undertaking and you'd have to learn code.
What would it be about? It'd be dedicated to star wars and real ghostbusters.
That's basically all I've been ever doing on the internet. Going to websites about Star Wars, Back to the Future, and Ghostbusters and I don't think I'll ever stop.
Do I want the new GB movie to fail? No. I love Ghostbusters. If that movie does well, it WILL re-invigorate the franchise and lead to a possible RGB and OG GB revival that would include a new toon, toys, games, you name it. Unfortunately it looks like pure ass like Home Alone 3. That's what Paul Fieg does not understand. He's a nice guy and all but I've seen what happens when they try to farm a franchise for its popularity without the original stars, it's a joke.
Poor Culkin. The guy must have watched Home Alone 3 and felt betrayed or like just disgusted by the thing.
Same with big doll eyed sexy as hell do, Christina Ricci. When she watched casper sequels, she was like, Really? Wow, this is trash.
So now we're going down the same toilet with ghostbusters, and it's a bad move and they're going to shove this movie down our throats whether we like it or not. When it bombs, don't look at me. I told ya...
Facebook what an amazing and addicting thing. I've been using the internet for a lot of years. Never have I thought in my mind that I'd have instant access to everyone I watched in movies and tv shows like over night, it's surreal and throws me off. At this point in my life I should be completely just not involved with those people anymore and not a part of their careers since well, after you finish those shows, you assume those people are doing more important things, not hanging out on the internet, but not really. Everybody from the 90s is still noodling about doing something all day. Whatever, who gives a shit right. It's either you get the chance to talk to these people or you never do, so take the chance and see if they give a shit. That's the joke about facebook. Yeah the actual celebs run the pages, but in reality they don't read or give a shit about the comments. One wonders why they run the page if they're not going to care. It's not the end of the world, just a weird observation. You can say you love their work all day or make suggestions on things and they'll ignore it even though it's probably right there in front of their face. Like I asked Vin Diesel if he could finance my Static Shock project. The guy runs a production company. He probably knows I exist a little bit or not whatever, but nah too busy being filthy fucking rich and working on his muscles again to get back in shape for XXX 3, Shoulda made dis shit 10 years ago.
It's all good though. I always wanted to have a website as a kid. But to get one would be a huge undertaking and you'd have to learn code.
What would it be about? It'd be dedicated to star wars and real ghostbusters.
That's basically all I've been ever doing on the internet. Going to websites about Star Wars, Back to the Future, and Ghostbusters and I don't think I'll ever stop.
Do I want the new GB movie to fail? No. I love Ghostbusters. If that movie does well, it WILL re-invigorate the franchise and lead to a possible RGB and OG GB revival that would include a new toon, toys, games, you name it. Unfortunately it looks like pure ass like Home Alone 3. That's what Paul Fieg does not understand. He's a nice guy and all but I've seen what happens when they try to farm a franchise for its popularity without the original stars, it's a joke.
Poor Culkin. The guy must have watched Home Alone 3 and felt betrayed or like just disgusted by the thing.
Same with big doll eyed sexy as hell do, Christina Ricci. When she watched casper sequels, she was like, Really? Wow, this is trash.
So now we're going down the same toilet with ghostbusters, and it's a bad move and they're going to shove this movie down our throats whether we like it or not. When it bombs, don't look at me. I told ya...
Sunday, January 24, 2016
Goddamn space jam 2?
Looks like hollywood's thinking about it. I'm down for it. Space Jam was a weird ass fucking movie, but you had to be there like I was playing super nintendo and shit to truly appreciate it. I don't think a kid today could tolerate that mess of a movie that makes no fucking sense at all but I could. Is it a good movie, hell no. Is it awesome as fuck like a hot fudge sundae with extra chocolate sauce? HELL YES.
By all means I don't know why we aren't on space jam 6 by now. I love that aspect of my childhood more than anything else... Star Wars is where my heart is, but being there watching jordan play and seeing his career progress was something else. I wish I taped his games so I could legitimately have my own copy of his games. I just casually watched him play not thinking anything of it. In fact, I look back and curse myself for not appreciating watching a Jordan game because it's fucking over, son. Nobody on the court today equals him and basketball sucks fucking dick now, sorry.
Now Jordan's like never gonna be that person again either, what a fucking world this is. Ya live, and then do awesome shit then get old, terrible...
Who's gonna star in space jam 2? People say Lebron but it should be Kobe. I don't know if Kobe wants to kinda lampoon himself. He's about to retire apparently. I guess he's tired of b-ball now or his body isn't up to it anymore, what do I know.
By all means I don't know why we aren't on space jam 6 by now. I love that aspect of my childhood more than anything else... Star Wars is where my heart is, but being there watching jordan play and seeing his career progress was something else. I wish I taped his games so I could legitimately have my own copy of his games. I just casually watched him play not thinking anything of it. In fact, I look back and curse myself for not appreciating watching a Jordan game because it's fucking over, son. Nobody on the court today equals him and basketball sucks fucking dick now, sorry.
Now Jordan's like never gonna be that person again either, what a fucking world this is. Ya live, and then do awesome shit then get old, terrible...
Who's gonna star in space jam 2? People say Lebron but it should be Kobe. I don't know if Kobe wants to kinda lampoon himself. He's about to retire apparently. I guess he's tired of b-ball now or his body isn't up to it anymore, what do I know.
Getting into Lando's head.
Sad to say since Billy Dee hasn't responded to my tweets to him I think I have no choice but to go find him and get his advice on how to play lando for him. I don't know what to do exactly. Only he knows, ya see. I know lando, I"ve lived and breathed ESB and RotJ for so many years. I know how to play him, but I don't know exactly what went through Billy Dee's head when he was tasked with creating the character.
We'll figure it out. When, yes I said WHEN Lucasfilm contacts me about the part, we will brainstorm about it and figure out how to approach it. I stupidly pretend I'm playing Lando when I'm waiting for the train to get home from work. I imagine a young lando is really like, kinda a brash, arrogant, hot shot, not the mature, level headed lando we see later. In his youth he was a firey sorta-dickish guy. We'll figure it out.
If I get the part I'll open the door to suggestions as well from the fans. These new movies they're making, the wonderful thing about them is that there's no limit to what can be put in them. They're basically very massive star wars fan films. And that's ok. Star Wars fans deserve control over their franchise now in my mind.
If they want it from me, I'll do tons of story boards for the Han Solo film. Phil and Chris don't know what kind of guy I am. I've been drawing comics since I was 5. They'll not only get a Lando look alike out of me, but I can design and draw tons of shit for them if needed.
Let's do it. I dare them right now to go out and find someone who looks closer to Billy Dee than me. Go right ahead. Not saying I deserve the part, no, but my life is Star Wars. I live for it, so there's no reason under the sun not to offer me the part.
We'll figure it out. When, yes I said WHEN Lucasfilm contacts me about the part, we will brainstorm about it and figure out how to approach it. I stupidly pretend I'm playing Lando when I'm waiting for the train to get home from work. I imagine a young lando is really like, kinda a brash, arrogant, hot shot, not the mature, level headed lando we see later. In his youth he was a firey sorta-dickish guy. We'll figure it out.
If I get the part I'll open the door to suggestions as well from the fans. These new movies they're making, the wonderful thing about them is that there's no limit to what can be put in them. They're basically very massive star wars fan films. And that's ok. Star Wars fans deserve control over their franchise now in my mind.
If they want it from me, I'll do tons of story boards for the Han Solo film. Phil and Chris don't know what kind of guy I am. I've been drawing comics since I was 5. They'll not only get a Lando look alike out of me, but I can design and draw tons of shit for them if needed.
Let's do it. I dare them right now to go out and find someone who looks closer to Billy Dee than me. Go right ahead. Not saying I deserve the part, no, but my life is Star Wars. I live for it, so there's no reason under the sun not to offer me the part.
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