Tuesday, January 4, 2011

spider man returns

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So it begins, the great spiderman war that will more than likely shake the internet very soon if it hasn't already. I'm kinda interested in going back to spidey boards and getting into it with some of those fucks. would be fun but I'm too old honestly, not that i've got a life or anything, but yeah i'm not that stupid anymore to waste hours in deep thought on spidey.

Goddamn though I want this movie to be good. And by good I mean absolutely nothing like the raimi ones.

Make spidey the star of the movie. It's not the adventures of peter parker guest starring spiderman. Really give us alot of great stunts and dazzling visuals please, not just playstation 3 looking crap. Make New York look like New York, never liked how the raimi movies made new york look clean and nice. It's not. far from it. And I live here so I know.

That's the spirit of the city, it's old beaten down but still as alive and badass as ever, like spidey kinda after a battle. New York and spidey go together very well. Use that.

Webshooters. Someone argued once that we need webshooters to convey peter's high intelligence which is one of his greatest assets. fuck that shit. I just want him to not have bodily fluids spewing out of him thanks.

Still in that same vein give us a smart mother fucking spidey, quick witted, one of those people who doesn't need to lay a finger on you to beat you. That's him.

Do this and we're good.

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