FBI

I'm currently employed by the federal government with the TSA. It's a tough job, demands a lot of quick thinking and creativity. You're literally in the public eye on a daily basis. And every day some traveler goes crazy and you have to reason with them or tell them to go fuck off.

Do I like the job? Yes I do actually... I love making the kids smile. I enjoy helping people. I definitely love seeing girls come through with their titties on display or whatever... And I'm working less hard than I did at delta and swissport.

I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life so far I must say...

But this isn't the last thing I plan to do. I currently have intentions of becoming an FBI agent. I feel like I can do some good in there and it just seems like something I'm best suited for, or destined for...

That position demands a mind that is intensely wise rather than rash or impulsive. I felt bored by the garbage I was being sold in college. The military was interesting and their methods as barbaric as they are, quite clever, but ultimately pointless and driven by incredibly childish ideology.

I yearn for a life that allows me to be myself for once, someone who's not being treated like a little insignificant dime a dozen worker bee... In time, perhaps.