Saturday, November 21, 2015

Where should they go with Indiana Jones 5?

Well I've been reading that Ford wants to do Indy 5, probably because he's had a great experience getting back into his Han Solo shoes, so of course he's a lot more confident putting the fedora on one last time...

I kinda do and I kinda don't want Indy 5. Crystal Skull is NOT an indiana jones film. It simply is not.

Tin Tin is an indiana jones film.

I can't begin to fathom how the hell the best people in hollywood, period, got together and farted out that pile of nonsense that was Crystal Skull. It makes no sense to me at all. Such a failure of a film, it's as if indeed they decided upon makiinnng Back to the Futuure 4 and it was just a garbled mess of a film with no purpose and ultimately a giant shit on an otherwise well made set of films.

Yeah Shia admited it, Spielberg admited it, only person saying the movie's still decent is Lucas himself. NO it's not. You all got together decided to coast through an indiana jones movie and you droppedd the ball in front of everyone. Time to own up to it. Time to get it right with Indy 5, the final chapter, or whatever it's called.

I demand it honestly. I refuse to let Indy end with Crystal Skull. Ya serious? We go from Indy riding off into the sunset to him fucking around with shia labeuf, oh fuck that shit...

It's NOW or NEVER. Spielberg at the helm putting everything he has into crafting an Indiana Jones Masterpiece for the fans. Or fuck it, let JJ Abrams make it, I'm sure he's got a hard on for Indy just as much as the rest of us... I'd actually be down for a JJ Abrams Indiana Jones, why the fuck not...

Let's do it, baby, let's finish INDY off PROPERLY this time...


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