Tuesday, August 27, 2019

New star wars Hoopla

Gonna say some stuff on it, where I'm at on the franchise as it exists now, yanno...

First though, I don't think they'll ever read this but whatever, if you have a son named Zander born in 24/07 in Victoria, Australia I am in posession of his 2ds XL. Apparently it was lost or stolen and the police here in the USA got it and have sold it on auction. I have looked into the system and found videos and pics etc of your family. I too have lost things as a kid and know the pain it can cause emotionally. So get in contact and I'll help return it... But I'm well aware it's near impossible especially with them being way over in australia, crickey...

Yeah man, that horrible truth when you realize you left your thing on the train or whatever, and you will never get it back. Oh man, how I've been there too many times. Shocked to discover this is actually a common occurence. Most likely left it at a TSA checkpoint on a visit to California to see family... yeah, either that or it was stolen, who knows... but I've seen people leave laptops at train stations my dudes. It's like, wow, you dun did it... Out of all the new stuff we have going on tech wise, anti-theft and anti-lost stuff NEEDS to be included in them to hopefully make it possible to get this stuff back...

Sooooo new star wars cash grab on the horizon. Ooooh harsh words, how dare I say that. well it's kinda what they're doing to my movies isn't it?

Am I still bitter over the lando thing? Ya think?

I don't honestly care and this one looks worse than the force awakens to be frank. It's like I kinda have no hope left and yeah I'll finish what I began but this is a failure and has culminated as such, nothing but a very interesting failure to frankenstein together a new star wars trilogy some how without Lucas' solid if misguided visions to draw upon.

Oh hell yes I could have made better stuff out of what they ultimately decided to do. I don't give a shit about whining crying emo Kylo ren. Don't care about Finn or Rey. They bombed at creating characters we would find captivating, it's just a slow slog until we finally end this non-story that's taking place. Like wow there was no story in TLJ. It's just well, kylo kills pseudo emperor palps, but he's still evil cuz he's just still a big whiny bitch. F's sake. I mean I enjoy the film but it's sadly being held back by the terrible characters JJ created... the piss poor decisions disney's been making with star wars...

I'm much more looking forward to and truly have a blast watching Guardians than star wars movies and that's absolutely insane... but I watch the teaser and I know.. I just know it's going to be JJ's typical Mcdonalds fast food mindless big dumb star wars movie nothing... He sucks... I've never been truly blown away by his films and I don't think he can do that, he's just not much more than your solid workman director, get it done, go home. He's not going to give us greatness...

I'd have it be like a goddamn I'd have muppets everywhere, old 70s fx, real other worldy looking stuff just to cap off and pay respect to star wars as we knew it... not this meh big cgi circus pirates cararibean fight in the ocean bull crap... good lord now that I think of it pirates trilogy is way more star wars than actual star wars, what are you doing disney?

As for Mandalorian, again, who the hell is this guy? I just don't care right now. Is that frozen Han solo? What are they trying to do, is it going to be about something that matters or is it another useless cash grab they've proven to be about?

Obiwan show. A prequel show that we know the ending to... gonna be rough to make sense of... I don't know, if I had to do it, I'd make a show you could watch instead of being forced to endure the prequels as they exist, I don't know. Will be interesting to see Ewan again and all that... yeah, but what's it going to be about? We know he won't die, just gonna be another prequel like solo I guess that has no stakes. And on that point apparently it'll take place during that time period so they might have Alden and Donald show up... eh, I'm hanging out Disney, I still look ok. if you want a guy for Lando I'm around, but nah, not gonna hope for much and I know Donald will not turn down a tasty check if offered to play him... so maybe I best give up that dream for good.

What would have been better to do? Yeah, I mean it's tough to say. Star wars is intimidating to people working on it I'm sure... you want to make it great, but greatness is tough to achieve... I personally can't understand why Gendy Tartakovsky who worked on star wars while Lucas signed off on everything wasn't given a massive call to come in and produce stuff.... he's the one person you can trust above all others to do it right and he worked with Lucas before he even finished the PT, so there's a solid actual connection to the God himself... Having some nobody film maker artists taking the reigns of Frapping star wars is dangerous territory... I like and respect JJ's fandom of star wars but he's just missing the target and not using the force... what's wrong with you man? Rian Johnson, again, skilled filmmaker but does he know he's dealing with star wars and not stinking Oceans 11 with all his casino love he's got? What are you people doing?




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