Sunday, September 26, 2010

Ronda X

my next series ive come up with, it's the new ronda, like a ronda from a different dimension, like ultimate spiderman or some shit like that. What happens is the original ronda exceeds the power limitations of her own universe and is ascended to godhood through the... hold on, i'm just sick of this. cleveland show is crap, i hate it, and fuck you if you like it. it's just so bland, stale, shitty, stupid, family guy light. whats the point? it doesnt even play with the fact that cleveland's black, he seems pretty content with his life despite the way society prettymuch hates him off the bat, what a joke. stick to the boondocks. it kinda scratches the surface of real middle class niggers.


ok back to my ideas. well she's re-born. what happens is ronda fuses with a queen of an african tribe in order to defeat the godlike beings and she achieves super saiyan 4-ultimate, aka ss 5. from here she's gone beyond the current dimension and must travel to the next where she'll be amongst peers of similar power, but she gives birth to herself out her butt, like a side effect of her incredible powers. This new ronda wakes up with no memory of who she is. God ronda goes on to the next dimension. And the new story takes place following Ronda as she travels the world and reunites with old allies and takes on new enemies. she feels connected to her older self, but she's not the same person anymore. her power is still formidable although it's more difficult to achieve super saiyan form. although she can go further she prefers to stick to ss 1 and 2, and eventually she ascends to ss 4 once again and masters ss 5 fully.

its ambiguous whether we're seeing a reborn ronda or just a ss5 ronda going through to the next dimension and being challenged by the gods before mastering her powers. it'll be cool.

Friday, September 10, 2010

yeah i really work for delta

Really, start training on monday... This could lead to better jobs at the same company, no doubt they prefer to hire from the inside similar to how they hired me because I already work at jfk in a similar job. 10.82 pocket change to some people, more than enough for me. Sure I get no benefits besides flight priv, but I got my foot in the door, only thing left is to climb the ladder over time. I reason that me being a young male with nothing to lose will look good to the company since they likely will need to fill any future openings and need someone with experience. Hopefully the money is enuf to get me started...

Friday, August 27, 2010

delta

Aaaahhhh.... Im now an employee of delta air lines bitch. Well not yet but out of nowhere they called me a month or so after I applied online, went for the interview and passed it, so all thats left is urine test etc... Then I jump on over to the big leagues, a real airline... Ahhhh fuck am I happy. Didnt expect a call but I guess they need more man power... This job suks so I mite as well be paid well and get flight privs for it, and if tsa doesnt work out I can probably move on to ticket agent, make the big bucks... This is what a lot of folks around these low paying sub cons can only dream of... I cant believe some of my coworkers plan to stay where they are and not go after an airline, same shit more money, but maybe they cant... Oh well, time to travel the entire world... Heh

Monday, August 2, 2010

Protein

why the FUCK is this not taught in schools as STANDARD core curriculum health studies... maybe it is in better schools, for white kids maybe... my schools were prisons for kids, all of them. Just gotta keep us occupied until we can get a job somewhere.

Here's the discovery. Right i've been trying to quit masterbating since about 2005 when i turned 19 and it stopped being such an immense sensation that i couldn't deny myself. still cant but i tried because it wasn't fun anymore, not only did it scar my dick up, but it hurt my brain to constantly feel tense and withdrawn from the chemical high you get from ejaculation.

hear this, if you're still stuck in high school or you're just a young guy struggling with the same problem. Eat protein. That means eat chicken, beef, ham sandwiches, just go for it. i didn't know that the body NEEEEEEDS the stuff so badly. i tried to diet by eating nothing but vegies, my dad tellls me that's not a good idea because you need to eat meat, and i shrugged it off, but he's right. And not just a little meat but a lot, fill up on the stuff and you'll feel much much better because protein heals the body faster. i thought everything was carbs, but that's just for energy, to actually generate new body tissue, it comes from protein, meat being the best source.

fuck goddamn i hate having to learn things the hard way. i hope this helps any clueless fucking kid or whatever out there. keep consuming meat, not too much fatty shit though, try to get the low fat stuff and you're good. i masturbated twice today and because i had chicken i'm feeling ok cuz that shit must be rejuvenating my sperm faster than before... good lawd.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Times get tough

can't quit masterbating no matter how hard i try. its like even if i stay off it for a week, i might wake up and be so horny that i get going and just cant stop myself since it feels so good, like you don't even fear death... speaking of which, i got my hand briefly caught in a belt loader at my job the other day, my last day of work for the week, now of course i pulled it out quickly thank God, but what if i didn't, shit was moving fast, it would have definitely taken my arm off or broke it before i could stop the belt myself. that's the problem with being so sexually frustrated, you don't have all your head on straight to be totally alert. shit, though, thats life. one minute you're here, next, you're not. seize the day and all that.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

the last airbender

downloaded it since everyone online says its crap. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS SMOKING. get your heads out of your asses. kids will eat this up, and if you're like me and watched the show religiously back in the good ol days and saw every episode warts and all, ycou'll love it for its breezy reverence of the source material but not anally pounding it from frame to frame because guess what, the original toon wasn't perfect either.

b- all around, solid first effort, looking forward to book two. bunch of dipshits online, fuck em.

Monday, July 5, 2010

bought a car

honda civic 89 for 700 bucks, probably worth 300 considering all its its problems needing repair, but I don't care. I have a car now and i'll use my earnings from this job to fix it up, need to go to home depot to get some stuff for the interior, maybe tomorrow, then when i get a better job get it insured and drive it to work or whatever. it's a first step into a larger world as obiwan would say... saw this cute indian girl at the bank today, massive tits, i couldn't stop thinking about touching them while she was saying some words about credit cards or whatever... wow, you really think i give a damn about credit cards bitch? god damn, bunch of bank drones looking to get young guys signed up for shit these days.

well whatever. the mission is completed... good piece of machine i think, just needs to be fixed up some and it'll run well enough. i'll use it to begin studying cars and how they work since that's like a life long necessity these days. guy that sold it to me, seemed very honest, and was kind enough to help me drive it back to my house today taking time away from his adorable son. bah, kids, i don't even want to think about that right now. I don't want no daughter, EVER. a boy i can raise for sure, a girl would scare the living hell out of me.

never mind that. gotta get the ball rolling on making money... the thing is, that i work at jfk, so i see tsa agents everywhere. their job is a simple one, check bags to make sure they're within tsa regulations, scan them, that's it, they don't have to do anything more than security stuff like that, no guns, no heavy lifting... and on the website they got openings, so there's a little door open there. granted, i already have a job, and i make at least 200 a week, 800 a month so getting the car insured now isn't impossible, it's just i don't have the money for such a thing as yet. that's my whole check really... all to pay for some insurance. it's a gamble. i get it insured, sure, then i can drive instead of take the bus to work, which would be great for me, but then i have no money anyway for anything else.

tough decisions to make here, no matter though, I'll have to build a thicker hide here and try to find a better job while still working at shitport.