Monday, March 7, 2016

Hellboy 3 not gonna happen

Shit, I guess so. Perlman's just being realistic about it. He's not going to live forever and no way he's gonna physically be able to play Hellboy by the time he's way up there in age, so he's basically made it clear he's lost hope on the project moving forward.

Shame. He deserves it. I mean it's just a good thing to do, Give them the right to finish their trilogy.

I went to all the hellboys growing up. Wouldn't mind seeing them finish the damn thing...


Sunday, March 6, 2016

What's going to happen for GB now...

Heh, kinda not surprised by the shit the trailer's taking. Never thought I'd get to the point where the gb fans I knew all my childhood on proton charging and some other sites are so desperate to see gb get back into the mainstream as a franchise that they'll side with this obvious soulless blatant cashgrab of a film. But hey, if this movie does well, that means we'll get new toys, new videogames, new cartoon perhaps. So in the end, I'm totally understanding why they're trying to desperately do contortions and shit to make this new take on gb seem good in the least.

I'll say this and it'll be the final word from me regarding this movie. I'll not be wasting my time or money on it as I've seen this film before way too many times and know what it's going to be, don't need to sit and waste my life on it as much as I have no life really. Just, I'm not going to waste the little scant bits of life I do have...

The movie will bomb. GB will have to go away for maybe 5 years and then they'll do something with it, a new movie, maybe just more videogames. I don't know. But they blew it, sad to say. This will not reinvigorate the franchise. We waited a long loooooooooooong time, just to have a standard by the book wacky movie as the return to form for ghostbusters... It's going to die real fast at the theaters and sony will blame it on gb not being popular anymore. Far from it, but you bet your ass this one flick is going to destroy GB more than we ever thought it could.

Well at least we got ecto cooler back. I have to say, that's the only good that came of this. Sadly though don't look forward to it sticking around long term. After the movie dies so will ecto cooler and hi-c won't be pumping it out anymore. We'll have to grab it all up and freeze it or something once it gets out on the shelves.

What do I hope for honestly? That it does ok. Then we will get new toys, ecto cooler may become standard hi-c flavor for many many years. We'll see RGB make a comeback or something. That would be like heaven to me, to relive my childhood. Fruit loops and an episode of RGB? Hell yeah. But no, not with this thing they're trying to shove on us. No way...

It's just a shock to me. I was against this movie so HARD. I was thinking as I clicked the trailer, FINALLY we'll get a sign that this will beat expectations. This won't seem like a mistake. And it just kept sucking. It JUST. KEPT. SUCKING... Yep, see ya on the other side!!!

Thursday, March 3, 2016

GhostBoobsters is a tragedy

I knew it was going to be a train wreck but this is unbelievable. Sony is trying and failing miserably to delete bad comments on the trailer. Yeah, probably should have re-thought releasing that particular trailer. It's supposed to make people want to see the movie, not prettymuch confirm our suspicion that the movie was shit.

Feel sorry for ghostbusters right now. There's nothing wrong with ghostbusters. But when you take it and shit on it in front of the fans, you're gonna get it....

I mean. this is supposed to be for us fans who grew up on it and perhaps have kids. Now you're going to make a bunch of parents bring their kids to this.

I don't want to believe it but yeah it's as if batman fans were being blasted with batman and robin and tried to remain loyal and figure out ways to defend the batlynching that took place.

same shit different decade... fuck.

New ghostbusters trailer thawts

No, waiting for digital download on this one baby.

I was going to make my final decision based on the trailer and so I have. It looks like ass. Everything I thought would go wrong, definitely seems to have gone wrong.

Just cringing watching the shitty trailer. Can't imagine what watching the movie would be like. So you decided to make GB 3 afterall, but not have it literally be GB 3? What the fuck. So this movie takes place in the original GB universe? What the fuck? This is essentially Extreme Ghostbusters the movie? Why didn't they just say that?

Anyway, see it for yourself. It sucks. The ecto 1 is still shitty and nothing like the original. The trailer's a CGI mess which is indicative of what we'll be getting a CGI Ghostbuster fest more or less.

It's basically a very piss poor and reprehensible attempt at ripping off someone elses far superior movie. And it doesn't even look funny, the few jokes they put in the trailer all sucked.

I LOVE ghostbusters. I can take it. Hell I watched extreme ghostbusters warts and all and struggled to like that shit as much as I could. So this is nothing new. But the original cast is NOT dead. And THIS is the best they could come up with for a GB 3 which is what this movie essentially is. THIS is GB 3. There's no getting around it. The trailer basically makes it clear that these new gbs are basically some how taking over the franchise after the originals have left it behind... Why didn't Fieg just ask the OG busters to play their old roles and pass the torch? What the hell? Confused by this shit...

edit:

In addition. Now I think I understand the whole seemingly tacked on half assed bit about this being a sequel to GB 1 and 2...

The studio knows it has a giant pile of shit on its hands and wants to somehow salvage the film by connecting it to the originals. Uh, wouldn't it have been better to just have Billy Murray, Akroyd, and Hudson play their characters again and recruit new GBs and call it a day? Would have made this crap far less offensive. Anyway, it's just like shooting fish in a barrel now. Not even worth it to slam this movie. It was always going to be shitty. Just the photos proved that. The trailer is everything from the photos made abundantly more clear to us... Sadly this movie will set GB back for decades after it flops. At least we got Ecto Cooler back, good god.

My proposal to Lucasfilm... I'm gonna email them, fuck it...

I'm tired of this. Mark Hamill has contacted me DIRECTLY. I should just walk up to Lucasfilm's door and demand the part of Lando. So sick of this. THey owe me. I bought so much star wars shit in my time, they owe my black ass.

Alright. Anyway, What I was thinking about was if the Han solo spinoff does alright. We could possibly make a Lando Calrissian series of films, featuring him and only him, maybe Han stopping by every so often. But I'm totally up for a Lando spinoff with just him and I'd LOVE to play him in more than just one movie... possibly a tv show. Imagine a Lando star wars show, I'd kill that son of a bitch.

So I'm gonna email Lucasfilm and see if they give a shit or not. Just saying. I've already gotten the cold shoulder from Phil and Chris and I'm not going to harass them about the part. I'm too old to be acting like that, but yeah, I'm standing here. What more can you ask for, fellas...

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Knight rider heros thawts

wow, ya live and go along. I was there when they made the knight rider show they made. What a piece of garbage. I grew up on Knight Rider, pal. You do not change the car, do not change kitt, do not make it about some new calvin klein bitch who doesn't have shit on the Hoff. What a horrible attempt at a show that was. Apperently Hoff is taking it into his own hands now and making his own knight rider sequel which is long overdue. Here we go again with the old "last chance" sequel phenomenon were in nowadays.

Not gonna complain. He's doing it properly. The car is iconic. Changing it to a mustang or whatever is essentially making it into the viper show or that other knight rider knockoff show they made. It's a tough thing to top knight rider, just ask all the knock offs from the 90s.

what the hell is this new shit going to be, a movie or a new series? gotta do more research, but yeah. I mean nothing more awesome than knight rider. If they had actually done that show they made properlly it would have been a huge hit, but they decided to make a glorified car commercial instead. Knight rider isn't actually about the action scenes. It really isn't. It's about Hoff and Kitt. It's a buddy cop show when you get down to it.

Why they missed that in the new show, is beyond me.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Getting old

Sad to say. I mean, the thing I never thought about is taking shape I guess. I'm gonna get old.

Whatever right, Just like to me. I never appreciated youth. Always in too much pain and constant school drama.

I'm a don't give a fuck kinda guy till I die. When you go through nothing but drama as a kid, you don't want more for the rest of your fucking life, that's the damn truth.

I don't even have it in me to give a shit about shit. I've struggled and fought so hard as a kid, I got nothing left, I'm so done with drama.

Gonna put my body in a state of deep ketosis to slim down before auditioning for Lando. The reason I'm doing this is simple. I want to give Phil and Chris a quality goddamn actor, plain and simple. I just want them to not have to go crazy looking for someone who's standing right the fuck in front of them. They couldn't have gotten an easier movie to make for the love of God. Casting han will be no big deal. They can shoot me an email any day of the week for the lando gig, pay my ass a shit ton of money or whatever they want. Then just make the movie they make, and watch the money rain, it couldn't be easier.

That message from MH gave me hope. Maybe it's a fool's hope, but nonetheless. All it took was a quick little tweet to Mark FUCKING Hamill and he in the midst of shooting a star wars movie took the time to message me, I think he's well aware I worship his ass.

Really that blew my mind and I'm thinking if that could happen, MAYBE it's not far fetched to get Phil and Chris to take a look at my facebook and see what they potentially could have.

Problem is, I'm not an actor. I'm like if a porn star wanted a hit movie role. Like really? It's tough for porn stars to shake their roots as porn stars, it really is. Despite the fact that if you have eyes you watch porn, people still like to act like porn is the end of the world and forever shame a person for it.

But yeah, just saying. I was like always standing around when they were making the prequels hoping lucasfilm knew I was around somehow and would come to me and say can you play Lando for us as we are looking for a young Lando. LITERALLY I was thinking about that as I stood waiting for the bus outside of AotC. Boy was I just insane to be thinking that, but apparently not. The reality is actually very much different than I forsaw. I was gonna do it too. Didn't care what anybody thought. I'd have packed up jumped on a plane to lucasfilm and rocked out a young Lando in Revenge of the Sith if they needed it. Didn't fucking happen!!!!

But here we stand. This time they WILL be casting Lando. There's no getting around it. I am Lando, there's no getting around it. So yeah this is it, man... this is it, DO OR DIE.