Wednesday, May 25, 2016

so AVGN won't see Ghostbusters

Probably a very wise decision. The movie looks like ass just from the trailers alone. The CGI is terrible as if it was made in the fucking 90s. Why? The movie looks dumb and completely misses the point of ghostbusters in the first place.

People starting all kinds of drama with him about it, but I think once the movie drops we'll all agree with his views anyway. It's not going to be a great ghostbuster movie. It's going to be as if they took shitty comedy X and slapped ghostbuster's name on it. That's what it's going to be.

Do I want kids to enjoy their little selves at it and not piss all over their childhood, YES. By all means don't let the internet virgin brigade deter you from taking the kids to ghostbusters and rolling around in the fanboy fun of it all. That's what being a fanboy is about, liking garbage...

But for us who know ghostbusters and what it's supposed to be. This protest of the film is warranted, I'd say.


Monday, May 23, 2016

white people, man...

Not many benefits to being black, your life is going to be very bad, very awkward, very down beat, but one thing I have to comment on that black people have is fucking common sense.

Why are white people climbing big ass mountains and dying on them? Why yall jumping out of planes and praying your parachute works? Why yall making mountains out of mole hills in the political world as if the world's going to end tomorrow if you don't get what you want. It won't, I can assure you the world's pretty tough, it'll persist.

Just got thinking about it, never cared much about the shit white people like to do, but it's a strange observation I've had as a black male. They go doing some dangerous as hell shit for no damn reason but to say they did and then when shit hits the fan, it's like Oh wow, how did this happen to me. You don't put your hand in a bee hive and say Well WHY DID I GET STUNG???

Gotta say, black people have the whole, not doing stupid nonsense like climbing mountains and flying down mountains on skis on lock, son. Cuz it's dumb and you'll die doing it.

Why I get my thrills from videogames all these years. Sure I can do physical stuff, but not that crazy is all......

Sunday, May 22, 2016

What next for GTA....

Been playing some old gta 5 recently. Still a lot of fun despite being practically abandoned by now by R. They've announced they're working on GTA 6. No new heists, pretty bland, nothing updates so far. I'm gonna guess they've moved on from this GTA and are fully focusing on the next one.

What do I want them to do?

Give us more freedom and control over the game. Let US create heists. R states that it would demand too much time and effort to make new heists, so how about CUSTOM HEISTS you idiots!!! Imagine that shit. a bunch of geeks working for months on badass heists and missions that get ranked by the community, would blow shit up. R can review it and certify it and make it their own to some extent.

Drivable yachts you idiots!!! wow, give us motherfuckers boats and we can't drive them in a game all about Driving EVERYTHING on the map!

Big money missions hell even an online lottery like in the real world. Everybody buys tickets, a big raffle goes on and one person gets paid a fuck ton of money. Would make people engaged in the game a lot more than just grinding away all day at heists over and over...

Sucks that like you can't have custom text on the tires. Why is that even a feature if you have no contorl over what's written on your tires?

Loads of additions need to be made to truly make a better GTA. Have a hell of a lot more customizablity over your player, maybe even facial mapping through web cam or cell phone. We all have cell phones and cams now, didn't have them in the past, so it's high time you can easily take your picture and map it over the player head model.

Damn, what else... Boxing, basketball. Make the new GTA have a lot of emphasis on phsyical fitness and improvement. Make missions depend on you having developed your skills kinda like shenmu did. If you didn't practice fighting and stuff you wouldn't progress in the game. It was mandatory. As it is, the old San Andreas fat and skinny mechanic still beats the shit they're pulling in the new game.

Gyms all over the new GTA map and not ONE can be used. Does that shit make sense??

Kinda miss listening to the radio and laughing my ass off at the jokes. The new radio stations don't have that same wit and humor I enjoyed so much. It' just nothing and rihanna music all day... not a deal breaker, would be nice if you could connect to a faved list of internet web radio stations. In fact the tv should broadcast your faviorte youtube playlist. Just an idea.

Definitely custom apartments needs  a revamp. I'm all for turning GTA Online into a quasi-sims experience. You have full control over how you build and design your apartment or house. In fact that should be the way they approach GTA 6 online. Give you the chance to build a house for yourself and invite buddies over and shit like that. WTf happened to owning a house like in the single player... Imagine you really have your house and have to protect it from invasion like in Metal Gear 5. Haven't gotten into that game yet, but when I get the chance to looking forward to doing the whole bit where you build your own online base and protect it from outsiders trying to steal your shit. GTA could learn from that. In fact people were saying MG was doing everything GTA wishes it was doing.... I can see that being true...

Maybe make underwater and water a more prominent feature in the game play as well. Just I don't know, no real purpose to having the submarine.

Need ways to transport multiple cars, would be nice if those car transport trucks actually worked. strange that you can see them going down the high way loaded full of cars and driving normally but when you load it up, it's a wreck waiting to happen of course...

Skateboarding would be phenomenal to include. Skate parks all over the map and you can't do some quick Tony Hawk shit at all. You can BMX a little but that's it and it's not as fun as skateboarding. Hell wouldn't mind every videogame sport get a little something in the next GTA, why not. Lordy lord, what a joke bikes are in GTA 5. Yeah they want you to do bike races on the map and shit, but it's damn awkward to control the bikes and a pain to pedal them, and you'll never use the bike beyond bike races, so having them be all over the game is a waste of memory... just saying. If there was a reason to use the bike like it had the ability to grind and trick out in ways no other vehicle could, ok, same with skateboard, but as it is, it's just a silly toy you ignore as you play.

If I think of anything else I'll post more. I want GTA 6 to be amazing, is all...

Saturday, May 21, 2016

How I think ghostbusters will do

Not stellar. That's not the film they made. It's a by the numbers scooby doo movie we're getting, not a solid entry in the ghostbusters series.

But it won't flop. It won't outright bomb. A lot of parents will flock to this movie bring their kids for birthday parties or some such thing.

To sit and say it'll go out like a puff of smoke in the wind, is truly blind. It's not some big depressing emo movie that's full of violence, it's a light hearted silly kids film and you have to look at that and say, when it's for kids, it will most likely make a buck no matter what the fuck it is. Parents need to take their kids to movies and they can't take them to half the shit out there, so I predict ghostbusters will fall right into that nice little spot where parents feel safe and comfortable bringing their kid to a movie.

I personally hope it flops. That's the only way to send a hard cold message to studios that you SHOULD leave a classic movie alone and not bastardize it and whore it out for a buck.

Will it? Sadly no. Angryvideogame dude is correct. We are getting another Michael Bay Transformers movie at this very moment in time.

I had nothing but high hopes for transformers in 2007. What a bunch of time I've wasted caring about this series of films. They've been NOTHING but horrible. Nothing saves those movies, NOTHING. They're everything Idiocracy was warning about. Makes me want to go back to school and get educated or some shit, cuz if society is indeed heading towards movies like "ass" we're in serious trouble...

Ghostbusters is ASS the movie we're getting. Why did it come to this? Just constatnly getting ASS the movie from studios these days.... so sad...

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Had a starnge dream...

What the hell does it mean... just spaced out and drifting through the hours as usual and then this little girl flashed into my head...

It was weird. I never dreamed like this before. It was just, I saw her face,


I saw her face....



What does it mean...


Monday, May 16, 2016

batlefront 2 on the horizon

How do I personally feel about that. Happy but sadly makes playing the current battlefront seem like a waste of time if indeed a superior version is on the horizon.

That's lame. I payed upwards of a 100 dollars for a mere demo of a real battlefront game that's coming down the pipe.

I submit that in the future after battlefront 2's release, they make some changes to the original battlefront. Allow the ships to land, allow the ATST to be an on field vehicle that anyone can use. Shit like that. All it would take is changing a few bits of game code really.

Enjoyable as battlefront is, sucks to play it knowing a bigger better beast with space combat etc is around the corner, just sucks, sucks dick.

If they really want to save this current gen of battlefront, one of the DLC's and free updates will include a space battle, namely either one of the two death star battles. And maybe some force awakens content since it's kinda weird to only have the battle of jakku be all we get. We should have kylo ren as a villain, maybe rey as a hero if they want to continue to tie this series in with the new trilogy.

Don't get me wrong. I truly am having a blast playing it and am enjoying the challenge of getting the new weapons, but if they want to make us who payed 100 dollars not feel betrayed and maybe want to rebel and not buy battlefront 2 until it's cheap, they got to give us a reason to have spent so much money. Maybe even a discount on bf2 if you bought all the dlc for this game. It's really just poor taste that they'd say, alright AFTER you dumb asses bought battlefront 1 and the dlc, NOW we're gonna make a real battlefront, sorry guys!!! So sad....

Thursday, May 12, 2016

thawts on space jam 2 and my new co-star Alden whatever the hell his name is

Goddamn, get an american name, brother, can't pronounce that shit...

Well some say space jam 2 isn't a  good idea because Lebron isn't on Jordan's level. I agree. I was there when jordan was in his prime, motherfucker was like some kind of titan. Sold out entire games, got huge ratings, shit, Lebron ain't even close to Jordan's level.

But I don't have a problem with space jam 2. I think the first movie exists in its own little universe of weird stupid shit. If they want to bring that universe back and have lebron be the new savior of the universe through basketball, how's that any weirder than the first movie's retardedness. That movie was just hopelessly awkward. Can't believe I somehow enjoyed it.

I say go for it. I love the Looney Tunes, wouldn't mind more movies featuring them and this could be a lot of fun and bring that space jam spirit back that was so cool. It was never even meant to happen. They just made some silly commercials with looney tunes and basketball and then somebody got the bright idea to make it into a movie and it barely works as a movie. Hell, space jam really isn't a movie now that I think about it. It's just a big wacky longer version of those commercials. If they make space jam 2 make any kind of fucking sense, it'd easily surpass the first one...

As for the guy I'll be playing Lando with. I don't know anything about him but he seems like he's crazy enough to pull off Han. I like the hail Caesar clip I saw. He's going to need that edge of crazy he showed in that to make the role work.

It will be tough. He's trying to fill Harrison Ford's shoes. I KNOW I can fill Billy Dee William's shoes. Not an issue for me. Him, I'm not going to do more than tell ya good luck with that shit. Ford's GOD. Try beating that guy...