Saturday, May 5, 2012

Kidults

Getting sick of these people. And this kinda goes for older people, but generally they're less annoying. I mean the 20something asshat who got a degree and now walks all over people to make himself look badass. I've met too many and I didn't need to have their stupid educational credentials flaunted in my face, yet like a 10 year old with a new toy that's exactly what these assholes do.

You realize that you're supposed to be above such behavior because you belong to a higher social class don't you?

I'll give you all an example. So I'm at work, I'm having a pretty shitty day and then some guy I've never met starts harassing me for his own amusement. I as usual figure he'll disappear at some point, but he doesn't. He goes on and on about how he grew up in africa and had a crazy childhood and came to america and he's so tough and badass. I of course don't give a shit, but I don't draw any conclusions either way about him either. Then he starts playing with my mind using what he learned in college. It's not what he says that infuriates me, it's the blatant misuse of his education to harass a coworker that pushes me over the edge and I tear him aapart as best as I can verbally as a man should to another man who needs an ass whooping. I knew I couldn't beat him, but I just wanted to let him know that someone will have the balls to stand up to him at some point if he goes and tries that macho bullshit all the time.

Ok, get this all you hot shot college grads. I don't give a fuck about your degree. Its purpose is to get a good job, not to go around pissing on people. And you'll learn the truth about life when you actually start living it than reading about it for 4 years while masturbating...

you think I'm stupid?

do you?

I have been studying human behavior, psychology, nutrition, BITCHES all on my own because I had no choice and I'm confident in my knowledge to such an extent that I know for certain what the future holds, hell I always knew, and that's why I don't care about a degree. What's it for anyway, to educate yourself enough to defend yourself against other degree holders? Self fullfilling prophecy?

Yeesh, its so confounding. Yeah so i write a bunch of reports and master the english language. I learn words like abnegate, remonstrance, appertain, liminal, etc etc etc, and then I STILL CAN'T GET LAID. I'm not even joking. How horrible is this world that we're dead eyed serious about teaching kids the complexities of mitochondria or some shit but won't go near the subject of sex. Its why we're all here.

So it doesn't bother me in the least that you buckled down and studied a bunch of shit and you're smarter than me. Some gay dude is smarter than me. I'm still better than him. THAT'S THE REAL WORLD.

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