Saturday, September 21, 2013

Water only diet

On a water only diet now. Plan to go for 7 days see how it works. Down to 216 pounds right now... Not satisfied. I want to get down to 200 and maybe even back to my original weight of 170 if possible.

All I know is that food isn't actually essential in life, at least as long as you have plenty of fat. That stuff is actually what your body will use for energy if you don't consume juice or food.

Sucks to be me man.. 20 fucking 7 yo...

Got kids calling you "old guy" and shit... When did that happen? Oh my god. But I mean it doesn't bother me too much. I still look younger than I am anyway and shit, and I think to myself I might have a chance with that big tittied big assed bitch at the ball park. Mad good looking girls come to the ball park all the time when I'm there and I'm just having a blast. Shit, this chick with some titties like FUCK was just over there today... wanted to go over and say whatsup but I'm like, nah, going to embarrass myself and shit. Same with the library, mad hot bitches in there.

Problem with being my age is that you can't tell what the fuck age a bitch is. I mean I know the difference between a little young bitch and a regular bitch, but fuck me if I'm in the library reading and there's this bitch sitting accross the table who could pass for some high school age bitch but she's 20something. See what I mean?

And I play ball with the kids at the park a lot but, ya know, I know if I hang with them for way too long, I'm going to get into trouble because they're waiting to catch a guy like me trying to hit on a little stupid high school bitch. So I just avoid the kids which I hate because I really enjoy hanging around with them. But yeah, it's not going to end well unless you're a teacher or something like that or if you have kids...


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