Thursday, April 30, 2015

dragonball super

Damn did not see this coming. Drag9n ball returns for more. As a comic artist myself i know they can pull this off. Never seen this before.. a series that ended gets continued by the studio for money then decades later the original creator comes back to finish the series properly. Fullmetal yes but that was because the manga was still being drawn... db ended clear cut. Gt was created by toie and akira approved it althoufh he had no creative input. Excited i am got to say... will this lead to dbe 2 if the series gets a lot of viewers.... i jope so. I bet chatwin and marsters are hoping to fullfill their bullshit promise of a dbz in lize action. But after dbe bombing to shit nobody wants to touch dragonball now. So sad. A legit real dragonball film would murder it ayat the bo i swear..



Can Rockstar stop GTA V cheaters and hacks

Supposedly not actually. Just getting into my own research on the issue and people say if you truly want to play GTA cheat free, forget PC side since these cheats can be done in a way R will never be able to track down and the guys doing it will get away with it.

Sucks but yeah. Someone out there took a trainer thing and modded it to work online so now people can spawn cars and stuff that wasn't meant to be used in missions in missions and heists and breeze through them in five minutes.

It's over essentially. Most likely with this kind of thing going on, we won't get any more support for GTA V pc version at all from R since it's broken into a million pieces now by hackers.

Of course the console versions will remain cheat free since sony has control over whether you even get to play at all.

The PC version little to my knowledge actually works based on Peer to Peer hosting. So R has nothing much to do with the actual missions, those are between you and your friends alone...

Quite a huge let down in the end for me. I mean it sure is fun though. To breeze through the heists in a fucking tank or hydra instead of having to struggle and wait forever only for a noob to bone it up.

I say create a CHEAT server or something for everyone who doesn't mind hacking through the game and let there be a place dedicated solely to playing it legit. Then everybody wins, imo. If you want to smoke, go smoke in a place allowing it essentially...


Wednesday, April 29, 2015

still no live action Jonny Quest?

This is nuts I have to say. I'm a major cartoon nut if you know anything about me. My favorite network as a kid was cartoon network. I was there watching everything on that channel. Still goes down in my opinion as the best network on cable for all the amazing stuff they put up for it's long duration. Can't say I'm very fond of it nowadays but in the internet era, it's truly obsolete. They're struggling to survive in a world where everybody watches everything online now. I personally am done with TV. I get video, news, entertainment, all from my computer, so why bother with TV anymore. Makes no sense.

But damn is a live action JQ movie long overdue. Would have thought we'd get that before TinTin, brilliant film.

I used to watch tin tin when I was a kid, good shit. That and Rupert were good shows about stuffy british kids going on adventures and shit. That and babar and madeline. Still haven't actually sat and watched that live action madeline movie. Now that I got a dick, it's probably going to be tough to sit through it without thinking dirty things, then again. At my age now, I kinda look at kids as my own offspring more than feeling aroused in any way by them.

Striking really. I'm at work and I'm thinking about how I feel about seeing a little girl and I'm thinking in my head, she's going to be smoking hot one day, but then again she's just a kid right now, much to learn. Odd, never thought about being a mentor to children but there I was thinking about it...

I'm just kinda pissed about it dammit. I'm a huge Jonny Quest fan. Hell, huge fan of anything intelligent that came out during the 90s cartoon boom. We need a live action Reboot movie Live action Jonny Quest movie. What else, endless possibilities. Wouldn't mind if they took half the shit I saw as a kid and upgraded it to live action. Mighty Max, Mega Man, Bobby's World or some shit like that...

There's a lot of stuff that could be done very well as a movie. Oh of course. Dexter's Lab. Sadly one of the most popular ass raping biggest shows of the 90s has been left behind and forgotten by hollywood.

If I had the power, boy would you see an awesome Dexter's Lab movie. The thing about Dexter's Lab was how limitless the show was. It was about a boy genius and the life he lived hiding his huge lab from the world. What a great show, what the hell is taking hollywood so long to make a movie about it?

It dominated Cartoon Networks. They probably showed it 5 times a day back when I was a kid. It was the channel's mascot, yet we get fucking live action versions of everything else except good ol dexter. Doesn't make a butt fuck of sense to me...

I mean I guess it's low on the list of things to convert to live action in hollywood. They're still working on a lot of stuff from the 50s and 60s and 70s. Now we're seeing a lot of 80s stuff get the live action treatment. Transformers being the most recent thing. Speed Racer of course exemplifies this although that movie really is more cartoony than the show ever was.

Dragonball kinda almost got done well in Live action. But no, not really.

What I mean when I say shit gets the live action treatment before Dexter is Last Airbender. That movie is just, I mean nothing against it, but Airbender came along WAAAAY after Dexter was in his prime as a series. To have a live version of him and his journey, nothing against it, but Dexter was KING of Cartoon Network, KING. To get a fucking avatar movie before his movie is truly insulting.

But I'm not surprised. Hollywood gave us batman and robin afterall. They're fucked in the head. Just would love to see a live action version of Dexter for once just to bring me personally back to my childhood and forget I'm getting older.

What else could they do... Definitely upgrade some of the best Nick cartoons from the good ol 90s and early 2000s. Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, Hey Arnold, rocko.

Again, spongebob gets like fifty movies and Dexter gets SHIT. How does that make sense?

A live action Doug would be interesting. We all spent so much of our lives watching that little shit head live his stupid life, might as well make a movie about him.


Sunday, April 26, 2015

Nepal

Can't begin to find the words to express my personal and deeply felt pain for those who were victims of this natural disaster.

I wish I could do something but who am I... Nobody. I try to be a hero in my life, just so you know. When others wouldn't care, I always try to be the guy who does.

Sadly that's led to me being the constant target for persecution but nevertheless it's who I am, a hero. I'll try to defend the innocent and stand for what's good and honest.

Like Goku. Like Superman. Like Jesus.

I'm no stranger to mass death. At 17 I was witnessing the towers falling and was aware that thousands of people died in that tragic event.

I was at work at TSA when Japan was struck by a tsunami that killed of tens of thousands in an matter of hours.

I'm still alive I'm still here yet thousands of innocent people are dead, how does that make any sense?

Who am I that I get to live... I don't know...


Friday, April 24, 2015

furious7

Saw this not because i even like the ff sequels but because i grew up on the series. Saw the first movie at my cousins house and thought it was damn good. It of course lead to copycat films but it as modest as it was started the teen mtv gen race drama series of films we kept seeing after it came out. I saw bits of the sequel then lost interest. But this movie really zhould be the last one. The whole dynamic between  walker and diesel  was the fucking point of thidthis series am i wrong. Their rivaly made these movies work and how the cu k is it going to continue after the loss of paul... stupid bibut the studio smellls money here sadly. We all loved paul and saw the film to honor him at least i did. I have to say i was devastated by his death. He was always there whwwhen i was a kid and now a man i grew up seeing is just poof gone. Sucks ass.

Go see the movie its special and the way paul plays his character its almost as if he knows his fate its eerie to say the least.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

What's the point of BB-8?

I guess i'm a lone gunman here who's just all by himself on this but I do not like BB-8 really. It's been well established in star wars that there are little robots that can hover all over the place. Why is there such a droid that needs to attach itself to a big ball and not just hover instead. In ANH there's recon droids flying all over the place. That was decades before this movie.

Mind BB is really cute and will sell huge to kids. But the whole concept of him is utterly stupid in the star wars universe. It's been said that he's R2's original design and now they're just using that design however I believe they didn't use that design because it was stupid.

And it's still stupid today. It's star wars, it's full of shit that floats and flies on its own power. So to have a droid who's stuck attached to a ball all day by no means makes a inch of sense to me...

I'm stuck here trying to figure out how this droid exists in a world where everything has hover power... I really am. I hope they explain it in the movie and not just leave it as some bullshit that you have to make shit up for which is star wars' MO truth be told...


Porkins returns

I was just thinking it'd be cool if pork ins son or daughter was in the new films...

Monday, April 20, 2015

Why these new star wars movies will work

Han solo. I'm calling it right now. I know Jr is going to give force awakens en erythema he's got in the tank as a filmmaker. No doubt of that but one thing that struck me was that star wars would truly be nothing without Han solo. I don't know what exactly it is about him and his swag but he makes star wars star wars Imo.  The prequels pretty much had everything star wars in them except for some jackals sitting there lau th hang his assistant off at  the whole show. He's the perfect down to earth element to ground the star was X movies in the real world if that makes any sense. Now he's back so indeed having Han hanging out in the fall on again just making wise cracks will elevate these films above the prequels like nothing.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

heists is a great travesty

What's there to say except it's the most frustrating  complicated gaming experience ever... and now that people are making cheats for gtav it's really going to tank... forget it. I hope rock star can prevent cheating but who knows... I'll continue to play the heists on my pc version as long as it lasts until the online stuff inevitably dies out. I give it 4 years maximum. It's so flawed  like there's bugs they got to fix and just it's a pain to play with some retard who sucks at it. You'd make 10 times more money doing a survival play list than by struggling with heists  and the great thing about survival if someone quits you play on until you finish. I understand r wants people to do heists as a unit and developers team work skills yeah but this is the Internet it's th goddammit jungle nobody knows anybody on there so it's just a free for all and you will get an assistant hole who sabotages it. Now I think it would be great if they made it so you get a little something if somebody disconnects or maybe just return to the lobby mid mission to find a new player. That would make this cap worth it...

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Why does life have to suck after school is over

Sadly and pathetically I'm infinitely getting tired of the abuse and mistreatment you get once you reach adulthood. It's as if yeah people think it's ok to treat someone like shit just because they're older and all that. I'm not saying I want to be treated like a kid again, no but the thing that pisses me off is that it's like my life as a kid SUCKED and now my life as a man sucks more... the shit you get from people seems to never end does it... and then what, what the fuck are you suppose to do in this world, just constantly feel like you got a gun to your head all day...

I don't believe in that. I don't believe people should walk the streets feeling like they're going to get stabbed all day... what kind of world is that?

Technically you should have an opportunity to live feeling safe and secure in your goddamn life, am I right?

It's like damn. I go to work and today's just another day, nothing special, but the guys there are like always hounding me trying to make me feel like I'll get fired.

NO I won't get fired. I do my job straight and clean. I get it done nice and nobody can complain. You don't have to threaten and belittle me and make me feel like I'm not a good person just going to work every day.

Isn't that what you're suppose to fucking do in this world? Get a goddamn job and be productive? Or what?

Ultimately and sadly I think yeah it doesn't really matter. If you get a job and work hard and be good at it, you'll get shitted on. If you go rob a bank and rape girls and be a complete shithead, you'll get shitted on too. Either way, you'll get shitted on.

It's hard to hold on to my old beliefs that if you did the right thing and finished school and all that shit you'd get a reward and live a decent life. I was wrong....

It was all a trick. They just wanted to make me run around doing retarded amounts of school work for their own amusement. Wow ya got my dumb ass.... you really did.

I don't know. Sad thing to deal with constatnly being threatened with a firing all damn day. I'm trying to concentrate on getting these planes out without issues and all I got is this heavy burden on my mind of what I'll have to do to find a better job or some shit. Here's an idea, just let me do my job and shut up. How about that...

These guys got to get their heads out of their asses. Nobody gives a SHIT how tough you are in front of some little black virgin boy. NOBODY.

You really BEAT me down. You really showed ME... you gonna fire me from some bone crushing heavy manual labor job that I'm waaaay over qualified for, you got me...

Oh shut up...


Ruminations on Power Rangers new movie

I know the studio won't give a shit what I think, but they should. I'm a hardcore power rangers fanatic. I was there when it first aired, I saw all the original episodes and the movie, before they fucked all us kids in the ass and kept changing the rangers every fucking year like retards. I feel sorry to no end for today's kids as they get attached to the new rangers and then they suddenly get changed next season. My power rangers didn't do that shit. It was one team of rangers and that's it, power rangers had some class back in the 90s, just saying.

So the new movie has a director. Can't be more happy to see them making this fucking thing for real. No doubt this will kick the original movie's ass so hard. But I still love the original to be honest. It's just so 90s. Back then life was AWESOME as hell. You got to give it up to the people in charge of the world back then, they made life SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Being a kid during the summer time and coming home and popping my power rangers movie into the VCR to watch was the best time of my whole fucking life. Maybe sex will be better, I don't know.  But that's what I remember most about my life, hanging out in my living room watching power fucking rangers the movie all day. I watched that shit repeatedly.

I honestly can't say I like the film anymore though. It's just not really a movie, kinda just a slap dash way of cashing in on the power rangers phenom real quick.

After you've seen real substance in a movie, it's hard to care for the orginal power rangers movie although when you watch it, you get taken back in time. All the actors are still TRYING to play their characters straight as if they were on the regular series. Nobody steps out of character during the movie. They're all the same, however the movie itself doesn't even happen during the original fucking show's story line. It's just a random offshoot that nobody mentions in the fucking show. Nobody in the show talks about ooz or any of that shit because it never happened. I always found that shit odd as fuck, but then again everything about power rangers was odd as fuck.

What I hope for with the new movie? For it to make fucking sense.... Just copy everything pacific rim did and we should be solid.

Really a hard core serious power rangers movie spared no expense and given the best treatment money can buy would be monumental.

I'm serious. It would FUCK ALL OF US out of our skulls to see a REAL hardcore serious power ranges movie.




Thursday, April 9, 2015

Paul as Peewee before he dies

Kinda sad isn't it. The way Hollywood's making these last chance movies these days. Worst kind of film making... ever. Trying to capture an actor before he or she gets too old. I mean it's great to me the we are getting a new Peewee movie. Better to have movies made by comedy legends than not at all sure. But ass fuck is it blatantly just a last chance movie. It's just really amazing that Reubens still looks Peewee ish at 62 more than anything. He's a freak of nature to still look so young at that age and so maybe he can pull this off... but not so lucky with star wars. Like lea and Han will be elderly in these films. No hiding that suit.  Yoda was right about Luke aging some day but fuck never thought I'd see it for myself. We are in strange times. What's next... old Harry potter...

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Star trek 3 thoughts

I'm a huge star trek fan, I mean who isn't. A story that proposes some day we'll live in a super advanced society that promotes exploration of space and works based on people's qualities as individuals beyond their outer appearance, not a bad way to go...

We're far from that reality as is evident by the rampant retardation in the news and endless friction between races in this world.

People are babies man, gotta say. I'm not trying to say I'm mr. badass, hell no. But I go to work and it's like I'm in kindergarten all over again. Grown men and women acting like "ow he hurt my wittle feelings" all day. Serious? You're done being a kid, time to accept life sucks some times if you didn't know that already... Worst thing about going to work is tolerating the childishness some grown ass people put on at times.

But I really don't give a shit. I just count down the hours till I gotta get out of there and that's all.

I don't live and breathe this fucking job.

Nobody should. It's a means to an ends. Unfortunately nobody's free in this world, gotta work some shitty job you hate...

So they're making star trek 3 without JJ Abrams. I'm over the moon about that. He sucks ass at making star trek films. They're insultingly stupid, under my estimations. I'm not a super duper smart person or none of that but even I have to say the movies are too LCD for my tastes. I've sat and read novels, I've studied complexities of liturature, and THAT'S the best you can come up with for a star trek movie? A lense flare action fest?

Stupid. Now he's appropriately making star wars movies instead of making star wars movies using star trek characters as an excuse to make star wars movies. Good for him, really I couldn't imagine a better person to helm a new star wars movie even if it wasn't including the original cast.

This is going to blow up for Disney, it really is. They made the wisest investement EVER in the history of investments. You wait and see. these new star wars movies are going to explode to the point where they'll prettymuch bust a huge nut all over everyone's face at the theaters. Only issue is that they won't make a damn inch of sense. Yeah it'll be cool as all hell to explore the star wars universe again, but there really is no more story to tell, so what's the point of these new movies. I dunno...

They'll figure something out but I know deep down that it won't really feel natural, as if it was meant to exist. It's like superman Returns is a kind of alternate universe superman movie. You have to look at star wars now kinda in the same vein. The prequels exist and happpened but maybe in a parallel universe. I hope JJ actually mentions parallel universes in the new movies to kinda hint that the prequels can be taken as alternate universe material, not legit prequels...

I'd love that. I mean I've been around the block with bad sequels. Lord knows why hollywood green lights a million dollar sequel that has nothing to do with the original movies, but they do it all the time. From batman forever to batman and robin to the superman sequels etc. They some how smoked enough weed to get to the point where they thought that a sequel that doesn't have SHIT to do with the orginal story would be the best idea. Now we're in that same boat with star wars. Lucas bit off waaaaaaaaaaaay more than he could chew, didn't want to admit he's not good enough to handle everything, and decided to deliberately make horrible star wars movies in front of all of us like an asshole.

And he did, unabashedly and steadfastly, relentlessly, horribly made whatever shit came out his ass and put it on screen.

Sadly a whole generation of kids will see those prequels as legit star wars, they'll go their goddamn grave believing those movies are true honest good star wars films that deserve to be held up alongside the original classics.

I don't know. I'm getting long in the tooth here. I have to admit. I'm feeling older and not feeling like I should give a damn about whether kids will look at the prequels as shit in the future. I honestly should be slamming my dick into a girl's ass hole deep and hard and not giving a shit about star wars anymore truth be told. If things in life went the RIGHT way... I'd be in that position.

We'll goddamn see won't we. I'm just like lost right now. I had no idea I'd be hanging out all my teen years watching the star wars prequels and basically addicted to those movies then, here I am I'm 29 fucking years old now, and they're pushing forward with new star wars movies and all I can think is that I have no choice, I have to reverse back in time and voraciously hunt down star wars news like a psycho...

Anyway on to the point of this post. Really I was thinking that now that Star trek is in the hands of someone else, perhaps it'll finally be LIKE a star trek film. Sad to say I'm not a fan of JJ's style, totally wrong for a star trek film. I mean, shit. It's star trek, it's supposed to put kids to sleep, it's so boring and high minded. It's supposed to cater to the intellectual set. It's supposed to be above star wars in terms of complexity of story and plot. How the fuck can the animated series be more thought provoking and smart than the movies they made. I have more fun watching the cartoon than watching the staright forward mustache twirling villain antics they plopped on screen twice now. Not saying Justin Lin is some super genius and will create some amazing labyrinthine star trek film, but perhaps he'll actually bring trek back to its roots in this one, SHIT.

Monday, April 6, 2015

got a v bitch

Going to get gta v for pc soon... hopefully my comp can run it decently.  It's a mini beast this pC. Water cooled over clocked the works... runs everything I throw at it like silk... Might upgrade graphics card dunno yet...