Sunday, April 12, 2015

Ruminations on Power Rangers new movie

I know the studio won't give a shit what I think, but they should. I'm a hardcore power rangers fanatic. I was there when it first aired, I saw all the original episodes and the movie, before they fucked all us kids in the ass and kept changing the rangers every fucking year like retards. I feel sorry to no end for today's kids as they get attached to the new rangers and then they suddenly get changed next season. My power rangers didn't do that shit. It was one team of rangers and that's it, power rangers had some class back in the 90s, just saying.

So the new movie has a director. Can't be more happy to see them making this fucking thing for real. No doubt this will kick the original movie's ass so hard. But I still love the original to be honest. It's just so 90s. Back then life was AWESOME as hell. You got to give it up to the people in charge of the world back then, they made life SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Being a kid during the summer time and coming home and popping my power rangers movie into the VCR to watch was the best time of my whole fucking life. Maybe sex will be better, I don't know.  But that's what I remember most about my life, hanging out in my living room watching power fucking rangers the movie all day. I watched that shit repeatedly.

I honestly can't say I like the film anymore though. It's just not really a movie, kinda just a slap dash way of cashing in on the power rangers phenom real quick.

After you've seen real substance in a movie, it's hard to care for the orginal power rangers movie although when you watch it, you get taken back in time. All the actors are still TRYING to play their characters straight as if they were on the regular series. Nobody steps out of character during the movie. They're all the same, however the movie itself doesn't even happen during the original fucking show's story line. It's just a random offshoot that nobody mentions in the fucking show. Nobody in the show talks about ooz or any of that shit because it never happened. I always found that shit odd as fuck, but then again everything about power rangers was odd as fuck.

What I hope for with the new movie? For it to make fucking sense.... Just copy everything pacific rim did and we should be solid.

Really a hard core serious power rangers movie spared no expense and given the best treatment money can buy would be monumental.

I'm serious. It would FUCK ALL OF US out of our skulls to see a REAL hardcore serious power ranges movie.




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