I mean I know who I am. I'm the legit live action static shock. And I will finish my trailer and basically be the only guy ever to play him properly in live action. Got tons of footage I need to edit and get up and going to finish this trailer and of course got to go on a serious diet to lose all my body fat. I'm going to lose every last ounce of it to portray static proplerly since he's supposed to be about 14 and I'm 29 so obviously way beyond his age range, but never the less I can if I lose weight look like my old self since I don't age as fast as other people do.
But what the FUCK is going on with my nigga spiderman in the movies? Serioiusly? This is some weird ass shit.
What's wrong with Andrew Garfield? He was doing well as spidey, why do they need to recast? Did he ask for too much money? Are they going to continue the film series they started or are they going to completely reboot it AGAIN hoping to get it right this time?
I'm kinda done with spiderman if this is the trend, keep rebooting it again and again. I've spent too much money on these movies only for them to say fuck you to everyone who invested time and money into them. I mean now both spidey franchises are being tossed in the trash and wiped clean for the new version now? All the games they made, toys, all of it is bullshit? Never happened?
I mean yeah certain things still need tweaking in the spidey movie verse to get it perfect. He finally got web shooters but the way they explain how he got to the web fluid was retarded as fuck.
He's a genius. He built them himself from scratch. If indeed someone at Oscorp just took a minute to look at the webs he makes and compare them to their own web stuff, boom they found out where he got that device from. And it's all waaay too convienient. Oh by the way the same place that you got your powers from, oh they also have web shooters right around the corner in aisle 5 right next to the gamma radiation and super soldier serum.
Fuck that shit.
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