Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Had an idea. Let's do BATMAN 3!!!

I mean I'm just like, thinking about how the star wars saga's going to go down after the dust settles and we have a total of 9 films in it of varying degrees of quality.

I personally will NOT include the prequels alongside the new saga.

I LOVED the IDEA of what a prequel trilogy might have been, but ultimately what we got fell far short of what it was supposed to be. Could have easily been better films. Didn't have to surpass the original trilogy but didn't have to insult us with its ridiculousness either.

You may like the prequels and say well they're not THAAAAAT bad, just suck it up and deal with them, nothing you can do about it.

Oh really? Do you take batman forever and batman and robin and put them alongside burton's two classic batmans and just suck them up??? Superman 3 and 4, to some extent returns? The dark Knight rises and its fubaring of the The dark knight trilogy?

I'd be down for a Tim Burton Directed Batman 3, now that the trend is coming along to actually finish old movie series properly in the wake of far lesser additions.

It's because of the prequels that this new trilogy is born, sadly. If the prequel trilogy had been an amazing resounding quality return for star wars, we'd have no thoughts of a last and final trilogy. But unfortunately we have 3 big honking stains on an otherwise masterfully crafted set of films, and so it's been decided, there needs to be a full and final "better" conclusion to the series now.

And of course make assloads of money. But yeah, I think Keaton returning as batman would actually be similarly welcomed... Everyone wanted it, but we got batman forever instead, which was the appetizer for Batman and Robin.

I say we do it. It'll make money from not only new batman fans but the original 89 lovers. It'd be like Alien 3 retcon that Blonkamp is working on. Oh my GOD would I die to see Tim Buron make HIS batman 3... But alas, Keaton really is goddamn old as fuck now. Thankfully being old won't make much difference for beatlejuice 2, but it'll be tough to sell him as Batman again... Thing is, that as much as we've moved on from his batman, he's still the best one... Makes sense to my dumb ass to put him back in the cowel and finish his story properlly. They worked so hard on those first movies only to fucking toss em out. Yeah they're dated as fuck now and batman killing left and right won't fly anymore... no way...

But still, when you make 3 batman movies and the only thing good in them was the joker who was aping burton's style for his whole performance, well it's obvious which films are superior.

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