Thursday, February 11, 2016

Batman vs superman thawts

Looks stupid and I'm not one to not like stupid crazy comic book movies, but I'm not a fan of Zack Snyder. He's just michael bay's clone prettymuch. I feel sorry for Cavil. He's a very classy guy, I grew up watching his career and he's never made piss poor work. Never aimed for the LCD. He's a really high minded person. To suddenly be trapped in zack snyder's super hero porn must make him sick. But he has no choice, signed a contract to make sequels.

The movie's going to be nonsense sadly. I just know it. And I've bore witness to a lot of nonsense in my time. But this movie just looks like it's going to toss in everything stupid it can think of and come out just as ho hum as Man of Steel if not more so.

And that hurts me. I really love super hero movies. It's been my life since I was a kid. Anyone who knows a thing about me, I've been all about these big screen comic adaptations since it all began with xmen. Everything about that movie warts and all is connected to my soul as a person. I'm just as weird, determined, but flawed as X1.

Still to this day hold that movie to my heart because it was so perfect for me at that moment in my life. I got on the bus went to the movies and just sat there in heaven watching the FIRST EVER live action x-men movie. That experience was unbeatable. I saw all the sequels of course but nothing beats being there when X1 came out and it just kicked my ass it was so great to see it hit most of the right notes and do xmen properly.

That movie is my home. I can always go back to it and remember when life didn't suck so much.

And life sure as hell took a nose dive after peaking in thst late 90s early 2000 period, war, death, you name it, shit hit the fan hard after that point.

But yeah, back to my point. I'm just not feeling this movie. How ya gonna stuff wonder woman in the mix too? Screams venom in sidey 3. Venom so deserved to be handled properly not be cast as topher grace and then fucked in the ass like that for all to see. It was just a big wtf that film and I was so loyal to the raimi spiderman. I felt betrayed but I guess they didn't nor did they ever intend to keep that series legit. It was just maybe an fx test sorta thing to see if they can get the swinging and shit done properly who kows... Now we're going to get spidey reboot AGAIN!! YAY!!! Am I in a time warp? Did I not already jump into this pool already, fucking twice? By the time I'm 50, they'll be making spidey reboots apparently.

Get it right, or just stop trying please....

Anyway, just wanted to express my apprehension regarding the new batman and superman and wonderwoman and doomsday and probably wonder twins movie they're going to shit on all of us soon.

Ain't feelin it, baby. I mean if they surprise my ass and it's actually good shit, then ok but all signs point to it not.

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