Friday, April 14, 2017

Last Jedi Up in this Bitch

new Teaser has dropped. What to say about it... Lots of interesting visuals. Truly a tease if there's any pure example of such a thing. Let's list the pros and cons of the bitch...

Got rid of that dumb kylo Ren helmet, hated it, thank god it turns into scrap.

looks like a pod race is going on? Who knows...

Rey is training with Luke, there's no doubt now. I was kinda hoping there'd be a bait and switch, maybe that was a hologram luke, android, and not real luke and we'd still be searching for him. No it's luke, moving on.

Definitely looks better than Force Awakens, that's all it needs to be. Better. More meaninful, more goddamn depth than that light beer star wars film.

I'm going to guess somebody gets something chopped off. The trailer constantly hints that Rey will get Fucked up in this movie.

Finn may be in a comma and potentially will die in this. I think Rian is bored with him and wants him out of the series. He was the least interesting character in TFA and may have little to no involvement in this movie as we clearly see him fast asleep and not doing shit.

Poe's xwing gets blown to shit. Fuck... Interesting... I mean, I do wonder where this story is going. I do care. No return of boba fett. No hint whatsoever of who the hell Benicio Del Toro is in this shit. Kylo is back. Some more flash backs to the day when Luke's Jedi Academy was destroyed...

Cons...

Too colorful. It's ok to do it like ESB and not RotJ or the Prequels guys. Take and borrow from the best star wars movie of all time if you please...

not star warsy enough. That's all I have to add in the end. The trailer's so ordinary. Where's the star wars feel to it? If you didn't have Hamill in it, it'd be some other movie!!!

I hope the movie has star wars stuff in it and isn't some average every single day boring sci fi adventure flick.



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