Thursday, August 11, 2016
Lando casting underway....
Even though I should be cast if there is a God, the knuckleheads that they are Philip Lord and Chris Miller will be holding auditions for the part to do things by the book.
Going to scour the internet for postings regarding the casting. You WILL see me on the screen playing Lando. I'll make it happen guys...
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Going to scour the internet for postings regarding the casting. You WILL see me on the screen playing Lando. I'll make it happen guys...
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Tuesday, August 9, 2016
thawtz on AJfitness
Just discovered the dude got an artificial heart. That's the goddamn great thing about the internet era. You can get first hand knowledge about other people's problems. For the love of God, that sob has it bad. I never suspected he'd end up in that position.
I watched his fitness videos for fun, casually. Next thing you know I'm learning about his damn near death experiences and hospital visits and now lack of a heart.
God help him.
We got a great thing with the internet world today. Now we can get to know each other better than ever before.
And it does pain me to see a good man get stricken with such a severe and horrible condition.
Watch his old videos. He's nothing but a good dude providing tips on fitness. I watched his videos way back and thought, yeah this is educational. And he's cut like a goddamn brick house. I was like, damn son. That's what makes a dude respect another dude. You see how much he's sacrificed, then you respect the guy off the bat.
I don't have much respect for someone who's never worked hard for anything personally. Not how this bitch works... Not how life was designed.
He deserves a heart and to get back into the game and live life to the fullest and all it can grant a person. That's the damn truth.
I watched his fitness videos for fun, casually. Next thing you know I'm learning about his damn near death experiences and hospital visits and now lack of a heart.
God help him.
We got a great thing with the internet world today. Now we can get to know each other better than ever before.
And it does pain me to see a good man get stricken with such a severe and horrible condition.
Watch his old videos. He's nothing but a good dude providing tips on fitness. I watched his videos way back and thought, yeah this is educational. And he's cut like a goddamn brick house. I was like, damn son. That's what makes a dude respect another dude. You see how much he's sacrificed, then you respect the guy off the bat.
I don't have much respect for someone who's never worked hard for anything personally. Not how this bitch works... Not how life was designed.
He deserves a heart and to get back into the game and live life to the fullest and all it can grant a person. That's the damn truth.
Monday, August 8, 2016
Gonna be a TSO again...
I hope so anyway. If you're reading this blog, you probably know I used to work for the TSA. I loved the job, it was exactly right for me.
I hope they take me back.
I mean things are interesting in this world. If you have money, you can feel safe and secure. If you don't, you simply don't. I had money at TSA. I had too much money. I bought electric bikes for a couple thousand dollars and shit I was THAT wealthy. The women working at TSA, titties beyond titties. I was working with super models at that job. Cops respected me. We're on the same team, we're cool with each other. I was in heaven.
I HAVE TO get that shit back. I'm going to go for broke and try my best to get back in. Ultimately it's just a scenario where they need some dude to do grunt work over there. Not a problem.
Pay me a fortune and you'll get what you want out of me.
I can't understand the disrespect for a guy like me doing the TSA Job. I'm a college dropout. What the fuck do you think I'm going to do, work at a big corporation? Of course I'm going to do TSA level shit.
And it's where I belong to be honest. I DO NOT at this point in my life belong at like the air traffic control job. The pilot job, the mechanics and avionics tech jobs. I'm the guy who SHOULD be doing the bag searching until higher opportunities present themselves and I can go for training.
Really, it's not hard to understand that. I'm not super genius dude. I'm not super idiot either. I SHOULD be granted some fucking kind of real salary for having busted my ass through high school like I did. So sad that I ran that marathon only to fall off a cliff at the end...
I hope they take me back.
I mean things are interesting in this world. If you have money, you can feel safe and secure. If you don't, you simply don't. I had money at TSA. I had too much money. I bought electric bikes for a couple thousand dollars and shit I was THAT wealthy. The women working at TSA, titties beyond titties. I was working with super models at that job. Cops respected me. We're on the same team, we're cool with each other. I was in heaven.
I HAVE TO get that shit back. I'm going to go for broke and try my best to get back in. Ultimately it's just a scenario where they need some dude to do grunt work over there. Not a problem.
Pay me a fortune and you'll get what you want out of me.
I can't understand the disrespect for a guy like me doing the TSA Job. I'm a college dropout. What the fuck do you think I'm going to do, work at a big corporation? Of course I'm going to do TSA level shit.
And it's where I belong to be honest. I DO NOT at this point in my life belong at like the air traffic control job. The pilot job, the mechanics and avionics tech jobs. I'm the guy who SHOULD be doing the bag searching until higher opportunities present themselves and I can go for training.
Really, it's not hard to understand that. I'm not super genius dude. I'm not super idiot either. I SHOULD be granted some fucking kind of real salary for having busted my ass through high school like I did. So sad that I ran that marathon only to fall off a cliff at the end...
Friday, August 5, 2016
Enough emo postings. Thawts on Lando and Han's relationship
I'm more and more getting this feeling that I WILL be the guy phil and chris come to for the Lando role.
I'm here. I'm in decent shape. Nothing fancy. I'll lose at least 50 pounds and look much better for the film.
Gotta eat, yunno. So wouldn't mind getting a decent salary. I'm not an actor but as you can clearly see from my vine videos, I've been playing around in front of cameras all my life. Used to do little home movies as a teen. I think I can get a grasp of the film making process much faster than anyone else could. Hell I've watched so many movies. I think I can figure out acting really quick honestly.
Damn, wouldn't mind having money gotta say. What would I do? Get pussy first of all. Imagine that, me getting laid.
I was thinking about what kind of script phil and chris and kasdan are writing. If it'll be good. Or if it'll be mad shitty.
It's gotta have tons of jokes, man. I mean, shit like jokes about the star wars kid. I want the movie to be a love letter to the fanbase and their many quirks. That's the point of the movie. Nobody going to see it because they want to see han's origin. It's got to be about the star wars phenomenon and be about the weirdo fans that we are.
I mean I'm excited. I think I can REALLY fool everybody into believing they're watching young billy dee. I mean, put your money where your mouth is on this one guys. If you want to make the mass audience go see the movie and be tricked, fooled, into seeing a young billy dee on screen. I'm standing here. I was on youtube and saw this video this dude posted about how he wants to play lando. Goddamn, son. You gotta actually LOOK like Billy Dee. That's kinda a requirement buddy. He got the voice, but he looks like way off the target, not good enough.
Me? ALWAYS looked like Billy Dee. Always. Never gave a shit about it, it's just something that I noticed. I was practically watching myself on screen in ESB when I saw the movie.
Hamill is pulling for me. That's the thing that's interesting. I have Mark Hamill on my side. He'd like me to do it. Fuck yeah I'll do it for you, my goddamn hero!!
What's the point of this long winded bunch of hub bub... damn, Just thinking about Han and Lando. This movie's going to be like the Bill and Ted movies. I dare say Phil and Chris should just basically rip those movies off. Imagine the adventures of Han and Lando and it's this weird fucktrip of a movie like Bill and Ted. They go into some warped out weird star wars shit and have a crazy adventure like them and they're both wild rocker dudes. I'd like it to be like that.
I also think they're like Ryu and Ken to some degree. Rivals, but best friends. I always dream about this scene between Lando and his girlfriend. Han's been taken prisoner and Lando wants to go rescue him. His girlfriend asks, why are doing this. You could die. He's just a no good dirty scruffy lookin pirate. Lando replies, because he's my friend. And he leaves to go save Solo. I'd like that dynamic to exist.
I like the potential here to show what can happen when two dudes are best buddies EVER and how they go through life. Too many movies are so downbeat and full of angst. This one can convey a sense of brotherhood at its core that definitely was a main theme of a A LOT of 80s and 90s films.
Yeah, I mean, that's the phil and chris thing isn't it. They're best buddies, so that's going to play into the film in the end. Their relationship will reflect han and Lando.
Was this my destiny to play Lando? I hope so. I'm getting older, once you hit 30 you get hit with a bus called life for REAL. Nothing works like it used to. I'm still young and if I rock the gym out like a mother, you bet your ass I'll look far better and younger than my age now. But I think about life and all that shit, and yeah, this is what I was put here for. This is it. This is my mission before I die. I hope Kennedy, Phil, Chris, Kasdan, Alden, understand that...
I'm here. I'm in decent shape. Nothing fancy. I'll lose at least 50 pounds and look much better for the film.
Gotta eat, yunno. So wouldn't mind getting a decent salary. I'm not an actor but as you can clearly see from my vine videos, I've been playing around in front of cameras all my life. Used to do little home movies as a teen. I think I can get a grasp of the film making process much faster than anyone else could. Hell I've watched so many movies. I think I can figure out acting really quick honestly.
Damn, wouldn't mind having money gotta say. What would I do? Get pussy first of all. Imagine that, me getting laid.
I was thinking about what kind of script phil and chris and kasdan are writing. If it'll be good. Or if it'll be mad shitty.
It's gotta have tons of jokes, man. I mean, shit like jokes about the star wars kid. I want the movie to be a love letter to the fanbase and their many quirks. That's the point of the movie. Nobody going to see it because they want to see han's origin. It's got to be about the star wars phenomenon and be about the weirdo fans that we are.
I mean I'm excited. I think I can REALLY fool everybody into believing they're watching young billy dee. I mean, put your money where your mouth is on this one guys. If you want to make the mass audience go see the movie and be tricked, fooled, into seeing a young billy dee on screen. I'm standing here. I was on youtube and saw this video this dude posted about how he wants to play lando. Goddamn, son. You gotta actually LOOK like Billy Dee. That's kinda a requirement buddy. He got the voice, but he looks like way off the target, not good enough.
Me? ALWAYS looked like Billy Dee. Always. Never gave a shit about it, it's just something that I noticed. I was practically watching myself on screen in ESB when I saw the movie.
Hamill is pulling for me. That's the thing that's interesting. I have Mark Hamill on my side. He'd like me to do it. Fuck yeah I'll do it for you, my goddamn hero!!
What's the point of this long winded bunch of hub bub... damn, Just thinking about Han and Lando. This movie's going to be like the Bill and Ted movies. I dare say Phil and Chris should just basically rip those movies off. Imagine the adventures of Han and Lando and it's this weird fucktrip of a movie like Bill and Ted. They go into some warped out weird star wars shit and have a crazy adventure like them and they're both wild rocker dudes. I'd like it to be like that.
I also think they're like Ryu and Ken to some degree. Rivals, but best friends. I always dream about this scene between Lando and his girlfriend. Han's been taken prisoner and Lando wants to go rescue him. His girlfriend asks, why are doing this. You could die. He's just a no good dirty scruffy lookin pirate. Lando replies, because he's my friend. And he leaves to go save Solo. I'd like that dynamic to exist.
I like the potential here to show what can happen when two dudes are best buddies EVER and how they go through life. Too many movies are so downbeat and full of angst. This one can convey a sense of brotherhood at its core that definitely was a main theme of a A LOT of 80s and 90s films.
Yeah, I mean, that's the phil and chris thing isn't it. They're best buddies, so that's going to play into the film in the end. Their relationship will reflect han and Lando.
Was this my destiny to play Lando? I hope so. I'm getting older, once you hit 30 you get hit with a bus called life for REAL. Nothing works like it used to. I'm still young and if I rock the gym out like a mother, you bet your ass I'll look far better and younger than my age now. But I think about life and all that shit, and yeah, this is what I was put here for. This is it. This is my mission before I die. I hope Kennedy, Phil, Chris, Kasdan, Alden, understand that...
cops keep on killing black dudes
Never cared. I mean I always heard on the news about black dudes getting shot by cops, never gave a shit. Thought whatever. But when I think about it more, it is offputting.
I'm a spanish lookin black guy so I guess I'll survive in the streets. But damn, must be tough bananas for black as shit people out there.
I say fuck it. Use none lethal weapons on cops. If you can't find a cop with a brain in his head, or he's a stormfront top ranker, then mandate they all use non lethal weapons. That way, yeah, they'll just shoot a dude with a dart or taser.
I've tasted pepper spray. That shit once you get one little hint of the pepper in your eye or mouth, it's a wrap. You're on the floor crying. Why do cops go for their fucking gun first thing all the time? They can't toss a pepper spray at a guy and get him on the floor crying in seconds flat?
I don't know. Disarming all cops isn't wise. Yeah the criminals of the world will then have the upper hand. But it should be a rule that if the guy you're chasing does NOT have a gun or if you have the dude pinned to the ground, spray him up with pepper spray and that's the end of the bullshit.
Apparently to me, they're deliberately killing these guys.
Sad. Wow, that's nuts. Better go stock up on skin bleaching cream yall.
I'm a spanish lookin black guy so I guess I'll survive in the streets. But damn, must be tough bananas for black as shit people out there.
I say fuck it. Use none lethal weapons on cops. If you can't find a cop with a brain in his head, or he's a stormfront top ranker, then mandate they all use non lethal weapons. That way, yeah, they'll just shoot a dude with a dart or taser.
I've tasted pepper spray. That shit once you get one little hint of the pepper in your eye or mouth, it's a wrap. You're on the floor crying. Why do cops go for their fucking gun first thing all the time? They can't toss a pepper spray at a guy and get him on the floor crying in seconds flat?
I don't know. Disarming all cops isn't wise. Yeah the criminals of the world will then have the upper hand. But it should be a rule that if the guy you're chasing does NOT have a gun or if you have the dude pinned to the ground, spray him up with pepper spray and that's the end of the bullshit.
Apparently to me, they're deliberately killing these guys.
Sad. Wow, that's nuts. Better go stock up on skin bleaching cream yall.
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Thawts on Mad TV
So mad tv is back. What a world...
Why should you care what I think about Mad Tv returning? YA FUCKING SHOULD.
I was there watching the original religiously.
Phil Lamarr hates me because I hated him on the original Mad TV. Just kidding. Phil Lamarr has no idea I exist.
Anyway, watched the first episode of the new shit. Definitely needs some fine tuning. The jokes are good but they're no where near the original show's level.
Kinda like new Nick vs the ballsy as hell old nick. Shit just isn't as damn well made. Like the game of thrones sketch was boring as shit.
I'm watching it getting the sense that I'm watching a bunch of people trying desperately to immitate the old mad tv sketches without bringing any of their own talent to the table.
That's the thing about the original Mad they're missing. Phil Lamarr wasn't just some actor out the gutter, he was a fucking highly educated extremely talented actor who was always great at everything he touched on that show. Everyone was like that on the original mad, just actual brilliant high level people working on that show. Black people working on that show. One thing I have to comment on too was that mad tv had black cast members and it made the show feel like reality. This new mad seems like, well here's a bunch of white people and 2 little blacks over there in the corner...
If they have the balls to put the black cast members in the majority of the sketches, then it'll be interesting.
If it's a scenario where they're going to stuff the white cast members in our faces 90% of the time and toss the black cast in the background here and there, it's going to fail...
And I don't want it to Fail. I love Mad Tv. It's always been a huge part of my life, and part of my identity. Really sit and watch the old sketches. They're just comedy brilliance. Yeah they're low brow humor, but there's a subtle brilliance to them. They didn't ever make a dumb straight forward sketch on mad. Only when the smarter cast memebers left that they started to really just make snl level crap.
Good to have ya back mad. Damn good.
Why should you care what I think about Mad Tv returning? YA FUCKING SHOULD.
I was there watching the original religiously.
Phil Lamarr hates me because I hated him on the original Mad TV. Just kidding. Phil Lamarr has no idea I exist.
Anyway, watched the first episode of the new shit. Definitely needs some fine tuning. The jokes are good but they're no where near the original show's level.
Kinda like new Nick vs the ballsy as hell old nick. Shit just isn't as damn well made. Like the game of thrones sketch was boring as shit.
I'm watching it getting the sense that I'm watching a bunch of people trying desperately to immitate the old mad tv sketches without bringing any of their own talent to the table.
That's the thing about the original Mad they're missing. Phil Lamarr wasn't just some actor out the gutter, he was a fucking highly educated extremely talented actor who was always great at everything he touched on that show. Everyone was like that on the original mad, just actual brilliant high level people working on that show. Black people working on that show. One thing I have to comment on too was that mad tv had black cast members and it made the show feel like reality. This new mad seems like, well here's a bunch of white people and 2 little blacks over there in the corner...
If they have the balls to put the black cast members in the majority of the sketches, then it'll be interesting.
If it's a scenario where they're going to stuff the white cast members in our faces 90% of the time and toss the black cast in the background here and there, it's going to fail...
And I don't want it to Fail. I love Mad Tv. It's always been a huge part of my life, and part of my identity. Really sit and watch the old sketches. They're just comedy brilliance. Yeah they're low brow humor, but there's a subtle brilliance to them. They didn't ever make a dumb straight forward sketch on mad. Only when the smarter cast memebers left that they started to really just make snl level crap.
Good to have ya back mad. Damn good.
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