Enough emo postings. Thawts on Lando and Han's relationship

I'm more and more getting this feeling that I WILL be the guy phil and chris come to for the Lando role.

I'm here. I'm in decent shape. Nothing fancy. I'll lose at least 50 pounds and look much better for the film.

Gotta eat, yunno. So wouldn't mind getting a decent salary. I'm not an actor but as you can clearly see from my vine videos, I've been playing around in front of cameras all my life. Used to do little home movies as a teen. I think I can get a grasp of the film making process much faster than anyone else could. Hell I've watched so many movies. I think I can figure out acting really quick honestly.

Damn, wouldn't mind having money gotta say. What would I do? Get pussy first of all. Imagine that, me getting laid.

I was thinking about what kind of script phil and chris and kasdan are writing. If it'll be good. Or if it'll be mad shitty.

It's gotta have tons of jokes, man. I mean, shit like jokes about the star wars kid. I want the movie to be a love letter to the fanbase and their many quirks. That's the point of the movie. Nobody going to see it because they want to see han's origin. It's got to be about the star wars phenomenon and be about the weirdo fans that we are.

I mean I'm excited. I think I can REALLY fool everybody into believing they're watching young billy dee. I mean, put your money where your mouth is on this one guys. If you want to make the mass audience go see the movie and be tricked, fooled, into seeing a young billy dee on screen. I'm standing here. I was on youtube and saw this video this dude posted about how he wants to play lando. Goddamn, son. You gotta actually LOOK like Billy Dee. That's kinda a requirement buddy. He got the voice, but he looks like way off the target, not good enough.

Me? ALWAYS looked like Billy Dee. Always. Never gave a shit about it, it's just something that I noticed. I was practically watching myself on screen in ESB when I saw the movie.

Hamill is pulling for me. That's the thing that's interesting. I have Mark Hamill on my side. He'd like me to do it. Fuck yeah I'll do it for you, my goddamn hero!!

What's the point of this long winded bunch of hub bub... damn, Just thinking about Han and Lando. This movie's going to be like the Bill and Ted movies. I dare say Phil and Chris should just basically rip those movies off. Imagine the adventures of Han and Lando and it's this weird fucktrip of a movie like Bill and Ted. They go into some warped out weird star wars shit and have a crazy adventure like them and they're both wild rocker dudes. I'd like it to be like that.

I also think they're like Ryu and Ken to some degree. Rivals, but best friends. I always dream about this scene between Lando and his girlfriend. Han's been taken prisoner and Lando wants to go rescue him. His girlfriend asks, why are doing this. You could die. He's just a no good dirty scruffy lookin pirate. Lando replies, because he's my friend. And he leaves to go save Solo. I'd like that dynamic to exist.

I like the potential here to show what can happen when two dudes are best buddies EVER and how they go through life. Too many movies are so downbeat and full of angst. This one can convey a sense of brotherhood at its core that definitely was a main theme of a A LOT of 80s and 90s films.

Yeah, I mean, that's the phil and chris thing isn't it. They're best buddies, so that's going to play into the film in the end. Their relationship will reflect han and Lando.

Was this my destiny to play Lando? I hope so. I'm getting older, once you hit 30 you get hit with a bus called life for REAL. Nothing works like it used to. I'm still young and if I rock the gym out like a mother, you bet your ass I'll look far better and younger than my age now. But I think about life and all that shit, and yeah, this is what I was put here for. This is it. This is my mission before I die. I hope Kennedy, Phil, Chris, Kasdan, Alden, understand that...