Street Fighter

Yep, not the new joint with Kristen Kreuk, truly a beautiful girl, wish I could get with her. She's like me, funny, sexy, grew up in the 90s. So she's got that 90s vibe to her, I can sense which girls grew up in my day. They've got a toughness, and a bit of humor because life was fucking AWESOME in the 90s. Shit changed...

But I want to talk about this movie. The 1994 Street Fighter film.

It was a strange fucking thing to discover as a kid. I was a born in 86. The movie came out while I was just too little to know it existed. But I had a SNES and I played street fighter and loved the game so immediately I felt like the movie was going to be the SHIT. I mean, how could you fuck up street fighter.

Don't know, but they found a way.

If there's ONE movie that completely embodies the spirit of the 90s, it's fucking Street Fighter. You kids today have no fucking clue what kind of life we had back in the 90s. Life was very cooky, and awkward, but that was the point. It was about embracing weirdness I suppose. Like a show like pete and pete. I guess it's a reaction to life being so boring, people find ways to make it interesting. And so we got movies like street fighter, mortal kombat, ninja turtles, power rangers, all these things were made because we COULD. Not that we should, not that they'd be good films or advance cinema etc. In fact that's what the old time critics were afraid of, the decline of intelligent films in exchange for the next big blockbuster. And all their fears have been perfectly realized unfortunately. We don't make films to are about little artistic flourishes anymore or a study of the human condition etc. We don't. We make big crazy over the top stupid as hell action movie and that's all she wrote. It's become a running gag these days, when's the next ridiculously over cgi'd blockbuster going to come along.

So here we have it, some how some way, the people involved with this movie decide, yanno, let's ignore the game and just make a run of the mil action movie with the street fighter characters. And it was played up back then as if it was actually fucking good and accurate. Van Damme starred in a music video for the movie. There actually was a game based on the movie that ripped off mortal kombat. Uh, the director himself in his commentary acts like the movie is the most absolutely perfect well made street fighter movie it could possibly be. I was floored by that. It's horrible, yet he waxes poetic about the technical excellence of the story, which is admits he wrote in one fucking day. YEAH WE CAN TELL.

Anyway,, I put the movie int the vcr, and NEVER have I been more dissapointed in a film. It completely shitted on everything about Street fighter. And now it's like, it's cursed. They make another street fighter and yeah it's got a more serious tone to it, but it's barely any better than the 94 one. At least the 94 one was fun and somewhat embraced the super powers of the fighters. That's the biggest crime of the film. I wouldn't have minded as much if the movie was as shitty as it was if at some point they used their powers. Not once does chun li do a lightning kick, her signiture movie. And by golly they did it again, in the new one. Yeah she does the spinning kick, but her main move the lightning kick is left out and it makes no sense. She's known for that as the main move. And yet she's throwing fireballs left and right and doing spinning kicks, yet not o nce is it shown that she has the strongest legs on earth. stupid.

Now granted, Ryu in the film does a hadouken, but it's a gay hadouken. It's fucking not really a hadouken it's just a punch with two hands and a little shitty flash of light and sound effect. You can tell the editors wanted to put a hadouken so fucking bad that they asked the actors to sneak the move in there and they tried to fit a hadouken-ish thing in the movie. But it's just not enough. Mind you, I still have a lot of nostalgia for street fighter. Why? Because it reminds me of when life was pretty darn cool. No horny gotta fuck a bitch attitude, just watching street fighter, power rangers movie, casper movie, etc and on and on....

Now life SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS....

How the hell did that happen. But thank you street fighter for reminding me that life didn't always suck dick, it had guilty pleasures like street fighter, warts and all, I  just hold on to that memory of going to the movie rental sore and just discovering something like mario bros movie and street fighter and after seeing them, it was a cool feeling. Having somehow witnessed my heros in live action no matter how bad it was. I was just overjoyed that they fucking upgraded my heros to live aciton and I thought it was fucking awesome that it existed.

I look at the movie now and the thing I think about it is who was fucking who on that set. There's no doubt that Van Damme was fucking Kyle Minoge, Ming Na was probably getting it on with both honda and black dude. The things you realize about what grown people typically do. And you look back on the shit you used to watch and yeah, prettymuch what you were seeing wasn't what you thought it was. Those actors did their job, acted, then after work, pounded ass.

I feel like watching it again, because it's a huge part of my personality, the way I grew up watching just weird shit.

You can't fault me for being a "humorous" person when I grew up being bombarded with a lot of comedic stuff, so that's who I am now and I don't think it's a bad thing really... I can be serious, but if I have it my way, I'll fuck my girlfriend in her ass, play videogames afterwards.... I'm not looking to have a big crazy existence here, keep it simple yunno...

Well I'm going to try to fix the street fighter movie using After effects. I'm going to do what I can... and may release it onto fanedit .org. No frills, no hoopla, no big thing. I'm hoping someone else who grew up in my time and watched the movie and though it sucked ass compared to the mortal kombat movie, they'll get a little kick out of it. Because I can fix this shit. Add an actual hadouken. Um... Maybe put in some kind of fx for the flash kick. Can't make chun li do the fast kicking, but maybe I can help make the movie less gay.

Also Dragon ball Evolution. That's the movie I grew up watching, a fucked up, completely non-respectful to the source material shit. And I can't believe they fucked up dragonball. Which everyone knows how it should be done. It seems to me hollywood doesn't give a damn, they make whater shit comes out their ass and to hell with the fan base.... I'll do my best. Because the fx ind DBE are horrendous. The fireballs are supposed to be fire, not this weird smokey shit. I know they're saying it's air being bent, but what is fire except hot air. So just make it a fire ball... It's not that hard....

Alright here we go.

thoughts on girls

I touched Garcia's hand one day. She's a psycho bitch, yeah, but I got to her deep down, that part of a female that's undeniably a true woman. I made that girl's pussy so fucking wet, she couldn't even think straight, started thinking about giving birth to my kids.

It was a very good experience for me. I IMPLORE YOU all young males to start touching and feeling and courting and kissing girls and getting that experience before you hit your fucking 20s.

My life is extremely stupid right now. It WILL get better, and I'll hopefully be fucking the shit out of my girlfriend and not even remember anything about my stupid young days... like a normal person is supposed to do.

Sex is a I think a form of therapy. You use sex to clear your head really, yunno. Ultimately yeah it's like doing crack. Same purpose in the end. You want to get a high an forget your troubles.

But anyway, I'm at an interesting point in life. I look at a girl with some fucking huge titties and I get this sensation in me as if I feel like she belongs to me. That I HAVE TO meld with her body. Like I have to protect her, love her, give her good things and ultimately impregnate her. It's a funny thing. I never really thought of myself as being a giver of life to a girl, but it's all there. You have that power to stick your dick in any girl with some rocking tits and at some point clone yourself.

I don't want to do it, but I look at this chick and I'm all thinking, I want to fuck her so hard, it's crazy... ugh...

Can't wait to return to TSA

Best job I ever left behind.

Got paid too much. Didn't have to work hard.Nice uniform, nice group of people to work beside.

Can't believe I threw that away.

Why did I? I honestly can't remember. I was planning to abuse the fat paycheck I was getting and really get a big nice car, house, the works. I was going to go crazy!!!

But I'll get it back. I ain't going out without a fight. But damn, they gonna put me back on part time schedule. I hope I can get that fucking full time back..

You guys might think tso's have it bad, not making the big bucks, not living lavish life style, But I gurantee you that every last one of the people you see working tsa is LOVING their job.

Imagine getting paid out the ass to sit down and watch a fucking screen or whatever. I was so bored at work, it was ridiculous.

oh boy. Why did I quit? Life, being pressured so much to do alot of things. I mean, ultimately I was wealthy. I had money to burn and I still do. I will get my job back, and I will have that same pay rate again, and I'll be within the federal government and potentially be able to get another position in there whether it be ICE or even fucking FBI. All I have to do is stick to the job like goddamn monkey glue... and you will be considered a veteran of Federal employment, which is huge in the long run. You have vet status, you get the job faster than anybody else... etc. Got to say, Gov. Don't play, they have the best SHIT, best equpment, computers, all sorts of stuff.

Going to take the job very seriously this time. I wish I could see the girls I worked with again. That was the best part about working there. THE FUCKING HOT TSA WOMEN.

And half of them are fucking sluts to the core. You can tell. That's not a bad thing imo. IF and I mean IF I end up with a daughter one day snd she's a complete slut, I'll think nothing of it. Because I personally like those kinds of girls the most...


Ugh, alright stay tuned. I promise you I'll post a pic of me in my Uniform when I get it back...

Paul Reubens

Watching Pee Wee's big adventure right now. Truly THE movie of my childhood. I was just home one sunday, and the movie came on. I always hit up WB11 on sunday because they showed a lot of awesome movies back in the day. And after I saw this movie, FUCK ME, my life was changed forever.

Everything clicked, I felt like someone actually existed out there who understood me. I suppose it's true Pee Wee is the quintessential man-child. Ultimately though I just think he's a happy person.

What I love about Pee Wee is that he makes life seem so much fun and awesome. That's what he brought to my childhood. Didn't know how the world was full of shit and war and death and blood back then, but yeah pee wee made life seem awesome and FUN. A lot of things during my childhood gave me personally a sense that life was GREAT,, and not this (FUCK YOU) kind of thing we got going on these days...

I don't believe in that. I believe in having a blast before you die, goddamnit.

Like I always say I'll be a force for good in this world no matter what.

Interesting though. Seems that Reubens never had kids. WTF does he do, jack off all day? Serious?

just saying, I also plan to not have children. Seems like he's on the same page as me. It's just a lot to take on, sorry. You just won't have the same amount of time to do all kinds of shit.

It's kinda weird to have my intention to live childless NOW when I kinda have girls coming after ME for a change.

I'm muscular, not bad looking, so this has led to having girls actually WANT to get fucked by me. Sure is tempting...

But I have a plan, man, can't be startin no fucking family....

first proton stream test shot

This is huge. .Everything about this project hinges on the fx work being good and now I've figured out thanks to the many tutorials on youtube how to create a convincing enough proton stream.

It's pretty fucking complicated. Ultimately what you have to do is create a little line using orange color, then create a bunch of masks, then feather them a shit load and then it looks like a stream from the movie. Then you just ad the lightning on top of it. And the last part is the best part, because there's a built in effect that creates a wiggly motion to anything on screen. So you just use that shit, and it looks pretty fucking good, but then next is to create a more dynamic motion to the whole thing using bezier wrap. And that truly sells it because when the ripples are all the same shape it looks fake but when they constantly wiggle and distort into different shapes it works out much better.

so here it is....

New project announcement

Going to write, produce, and direct, All new Real Ghost Busters episodes. I'm hesitant to go to GB.net and post about it there, but I think I'm good with those guys enough that they'll get a kick out of it.

Thing I want to accomplish is first of all learn how to do the proton stream in after effects. I figure somehow create a wiggly orange thingy and then we proceed with using advanced lightning to acompany it. And it'll look pretty darn good.

We'll get to that after I finish the static thing.

This is what I do. I like to be a kid playing with toys. Remarkably to me, I've never stopped enjoying playing with toys. This how I've lived my whole life really, playing with toys and figuring out stories and shit and creating all the bits and bobs of a story line etc.

So I'm very happy doing this stuff. Which is why I'm yunno so like saddened really that I've got a lot of enemies out there. Because there's so much good we can achieve together. I mean, just me making cool stuff for kids to watch, I'd love to do, but I don't think it'd be wise under all the shit that I've gotten into these years.

So I won't bother with that. However, I'm more than content to finish my projects and release them to whoever is interested, that's all.

My intention is plainly to give kids, and anyone who's a big fan like me, a good fucking time. Yunno. That's all I've ever thought about life, is having some fun, man. But unfortunately people seem to want to take your fun away all the time. And that really sucks...

So let's get to it...

Concept:

Season 8 of the Real ghost busters...

I got this idea to start the episode with a chant 'ghost busters, ghost busters, ghost busters'

I like to start it off nice and melodical really. This will help in the establishment of the first episode. I want it to be more of a musical than a typical episode. The best episodes are the ones that examine the emotional state of the characters imo. When it's purely an episode about some straight forward event taking place or villain, it's just very flat. But when it' has heart and soul, you can't beat that.

And a lot of that stems from how we react to music, it's all emotional. And that's what I love about films and cartoons over the years is how they pinpoint the emotional and dramatic elements of human life.

Real education

So fucked up what's going on in phillipenes. I wish I could go over there and provide services. THAT'S what life's all about, not YOU, not ME, but going over to a country that's devastated and HELPING those in need.

But noooooooooooooo you won't find that attitude in this country, life here is PORN, AND WOE IS ME... MY LIFE IS SO HARD.

Anyway, I've got to hopefully give someone in this world some education on healthy living.

That's what I want to give to the throngs of whoever the fuck is online. I KNOW there's some heat on my ass. I DON'T CARE. What I do care about is helping YOU improve yourself.

You dumbasses are FAT and apparently don't know how to slim down.

I'm going to MAKE YOU slim down.

Go to rite aid, get some fat burner pills.

Go to the supermarket, get plenty of protein.

If you don't have a george forman grill, GET ONE.

Now Abandon Mcdonalds. Don't EVER fucking go there again.

Remove all sugar from your diet.

Eat ONLY protein all day. And drink plenty of water. take the fat burning pills too. They work.

In about a week, you'll drop 10 pounds. And it'll just keep dropping until you're slim as your body was meant to be.

THIS is education. Not whatever shit they teach at college. I have NOTHING against college. I know that there are people born into this world who are geniuses and have minds above and beyond anything normal people can fathom and thusly they've designed a system to promote smart people to higher levels of living in this world. Very good. But I can't begin to make sense of why you go to college like I do and yet not learn 1 fucking thing about shedding pounds and have to consult google for the truth. so FUCK college.

This is all I ever wanted in life. To slim down. Get muscular. I don't care if people don't think I'm mr. Smarty pants. That doesn't even BEGIN to bother me. The thing that I've personally been struggling with is losing weight, and I'm not alone.

Your body is supposed to stay lean and muscular well into your goddamn 50s, yet people go their entire lives completely fat and flabby like morons simply because they're not educated about health in this society.

So sad, because when I figured it out, it was like, BOOM that's all? Just eat LESS or eliminate certain things? Oh shit. But there ya go. It's so fucking simple. You don't even need the gym at all.