Girl meets world

Goddamn does this shit bring me back. Yep I was there as a little kid watching boy meets world, fucking shitty tgif show that sucked, but it was there. yanno. When you watch tgif back in the day you basically had shows that were like something to pass the time and that was boy meets world. I hated that fucking show, it was garbage. I don't even remember anything that happened in that shit.

And it was on for fucking ever man.... that shit was like it was just never died... And now they fucking brought it back. So that really has to go down as the most impressive longest running shitty 90s sitcom ever...

As a former viewer of the show, I must say that I don't give a damn about topanga and corey's future life and daughter all that shit.

But I gotta say it really was like fun to kinda recapture my childhood watching the old cast still playing the roles.

I'm certainly not interested in viewing the show and seeing what new stories they have for the new cast. Umm it's just hard to go back to watching shitty 90s sitcoms for me. It's like I still watch family matters to this day because it's a good fucking show and reminds me of when life was fucking cool and not shitty as shit. But to watch fucking like older versions of boy meets world for me is just too much nostalgia. It's like if they had brought back everybody from all the old 90s shows and they're much older and way too fucking overweight and just not suited for the return to their old roles.

It's like bring back family matters instead of this shit. Bring back dinosaurs. Bring back fucking Muppets tonight. Bring back all the actual good fucking shows, not boy meets world. Might as well bring back clarissa explains it all or some bullshit like that. It was a mediocre little show that came on to either be ignored or just passivley viewed and now it's just being stretched even more thin than it originally was.

I don't know man... Fucking bringing back goddamn boy meets world for no goddamn reason. It's just how the world is going these days. We're constantly looking to the past and trying to recapture the glory of the 90s which is hard to let go I suppose. Every basketball video-game has Michael Jordan on the cover these days despite the fact that he's like 50 now and could never actually play ball like in the old days.

I want to go back to just sitting back and watching this goofy little white kid have adventures like in the old days, sure but yeah it's tough. I mean topanga's got tits now. So that makes me like fucking. I mean she always had tits. One good thing about boy meets world was the time when that bitch grew some fucking huge tits and that was the bomb. When her titties came in and of course she got kinda fat but at least now she's like in shape so she looks sexy as fuck now... But yeah it's interesting. You kinda get an idea of how people's personalities grow as they get older. Watching the clip on ign it's like Topanga and Corey are prttymuch still the same fucking people they were as kids, but they're fucking in their 30s now. Which is really interesting. Is that what I've been so fucking like oblivious to all my life, that adults are not really all that fucking different from who they were as kids, it's just a new suit they wear.

I get what they're doing though. They're going for it. Ya gotta make a choice when you make shows like this, either pussy out and not give it a shot, or go for broke and hope for the best and craft a good really fantastic sequel series. It's not going to be easy that's for sure. It's like when they made family matters. They initially were making a cosby 2.0 prettymuch, then urkel exploded into the popular culture and from that point forward it was a hurricane of urkel mania that truly eclipsed everything else about the show. No show since has been as goddamn monumental as that show. It's like fucking boy meets world was just a little fart compared to the behemoth of a show that was family matters.

That's why I personally don't give a damn if they bring back boy meets world because there were fucking way better shows on back when I was a kid. Fucking it's like bringing back hanging with mr cooper or some shit like that. Do you really want to sit and watch MORE of that fucking lame show? Same with Boy meets world.

What the hell is this new show going to say that the original show didn't say in spades. In fact I think it's not going to last. There's nothing interesting about girl's lives... They have no where near the complexity of life that a boy has. That's the point of the original boy meets world as shitty as it was, it explored the complications of being a nerdy little boy in life. And it sucked, I thought the show was lame and I don't even remember what the point of the show was in the end. It came and went and didn't matter. Now they're making another. I hope they make it crazy and just a big stupid circus of a show because there's like nothing little girls go through that is interesting at all. Boys get beat up at school, have to deal with trying to get pussy, have to deal with trying to juggle sexual life and social life, and of course getting through college or what have you. There really weren't any shows put on tv back in the 90s about girl's problems because they don't really have any. Once they get a pair of tits, life is prettymuch set for them.

Even watching topanga's life on teh show, she prettymuch was played up as this opposite to corey. Corey was always getting into trouble and having a tough day, Topanga had nothing wrong with her life whatsoever and just breezed through and that's the difference. She was ms perfect and corey was this little spaz all day trying to fucking figure out how to get through the day without getting shitted on by mr feeney something.

I don't know what the fuck they're doing with this show. I certainly am a person they can consult to get some feedback on teh quality of the new show vs the old. I watched boy meets world all the time as a kid because it was kinda interesting and fun to watch but ultimately no where near being as good as the other shows on the tgif lineup.

Interesting I must say. I honestly don't know what little girls lives are all about and maybe there is something to be had from exploring the other side of the fence. Ultimately I must say that I am dissappointed with the way the world has been presented to me as an adult. To basically be told, life is just about smackin a bitches ass and fucking her hard, is kinda waaaaaaaaaay different from the message I got as little kid watching tgif every friday with my candy and soda.

What kinda show would boy meets world have been TODAY in the internet age is the question. Where you can see a girl eat 50 dicks with her ass hole all day. How can you make a show about little kid's lives and the disney-ishness of it, when I can easily find video of all kinds of sexual sex an shit. Lord knows. The thing was that back in my childhood there was no internet, just fucking you had to watch tv all day. Now basically kids hang out playing videogames online and browsing the web all day. TV is prettymuch old technology.

We'll see. They really have to think about how to modernize the boy meets world template in the digital age nowadays and it'll be interesting to see how they go about that's for sure.

Don't make em like they used to

Just sitting here. That's all I do anymore. Sit, watch porn, check my ebay postings see if they sell, generally wait and wait for whatever comes next.

Seems kinda boring life. No wonder so much shit was put on tv for us 90s kids to watch, the older generation had all the time in the world to come up with whatever shit came out their ass to give kids to enjoy.

I certainly miss those days of waking up on saturday and just glued to the tv to see what was coming down the pipe as far as new cartoons or whatever. I mean it's no bad thing to want to strip a girl naked and slide your dick all over her fucking ass instead of watching kids cartoons all morning, but still that time was truly a golden era in cartoons that we don't have here today and it's just sucks balls...

It was my childhood, truly to see tons of old classic movies and cartoons on tv all the time and now that time is fucking lost or some shit. Don't know what happened, don't know how parents are rasing their kids or what they're buying for them to watch whether they even have any idea about something liek Sonic SATAM or any of the awesome shit that came on tv back in my time. Apprently they're going to make a new Reboot show. Don't know why Reboot hasn't been made into a fucking live action movie by now because lord knows how much money they'd make off of my generation bringing their kids to the reboot movie. I certainly am going to go see the new Power rangers movie, and that'll boost the box office since they'll catch the kids today and the 90s generation at the same time going to see power rangers. If I hear one word that any of the old cast will be in the new movie, IT'S A WRAP. They have my money...

You don't get it. I watched power rangers with a passion and played with the toys like a fucking freak, yeah i know how pathetic that sounds, but power rangers to a little stupid ass kid is GODDAMN AWESOME.

But really what I'm saying here is that I'm NOT GOING TO SEE TRANSFORMERS 4. This is beyond ridiculous and utterly annoying to be getting big piles of shit with the transformers name slapped onto it and Bay and Co. have no shame in pumping out more of this shit into people's faces. Transformers deserves better, we all deserve better, and it's NOT RIGHT no matter how you slice it to keep fucking up transformers with more explosions and money behind it and calling it good and honest and true to the transformers story. It's goddamn just wrong...

Shit, and it's not just transformers it's a lot of movies these days that are just to me not as good as the older generation of films.

I mean think about it. I know some hotshots may be reading my blog for chuckles but think about how movies today compare to the older movies, perhaps even the 80s movies which were actually looked down upon for being too lowest common denominator and not aspiring for greater more complex levels.

 Mind you, nothing truly has changed, a group of very super intelligent people in this world get together and hack out all kinds of monumental projects all the same as they did years in the past. Supposedly they're doing it better now than ever since they have ways and systems in place to keep them separate form the feeble minded masses.

Ugh, so bored right now. Truly I just want to get back into TSA. I'll give anything to get back in there. Sadly TSA is looked upon as a Nigga job. Basically anything white people don't want to do, is a nigga job. Baggage handler, Garbage man, and of course security. It's interesting to see how fucking just slap dash racism is done these days. You're trying to convince me that a fucking flaming faggot white guy is my superior and I should bend over and take his dick or some shit? Is that what the kkk is saying these days. You know what's going through my mind when  fucking gorgeous white girl is sitting across the desk from me with her little fucking titties exposed a bit. I'm thinking about stripping her naked and fucking her senseless. That's what I'm thinking about... And I get the sense that these bitches want that.

Even from a black dude. Certainly it's not out of the fucking relm of possiblity. It's just I'd hope girls show a bit more selectiveness with who they decide to be impregnated by.

The return of the tso part two

Here we go... I'm gonna try and get my job back... will i... goddamn wouldn't mind working there again.

Dont work get paid tons, heaven.

 Shit... I never knew such h a job existed. Truth be told, if I had it my way, I'd do porn and just fu k girls for money. But I don't know how to jump on that shit.

So getting a little shitty job is all I have left to really put my time into. All I do is play GTA online and watch porn all day... such a stupid way to live ones life.

Still love the old school

Just a fucking little thought to barf out here in this time.

I grew up in the glorious 90s, where men were men and made awesome ballsy fucking good movies for boys to grow a pair of hard salty balls on. In fact it's quite a shock to get older and be juggled around in life by a bunch of women who are trying to act like men in this society. Because I grew up on the messages of being a tough no bullshit kind of male and to protect women and MAN UP and all that shit. So it's just striking to suddenly be out in the real world and be surrounded by girls who are trying to act like tough guys all day.

But that's a whole nother blog post. Ultimately I have no hand in that. I'm fucking black and when you're black you don't get to be involved in the white man's issues and problems, you just don't.

Something I woke up to recently. It's really not going to happen, I have NOTHING to do with whatever white people want or are coming up with, there's no great expectations for blacks to suddenly jump in and do anything big or great or memorable in history in this world.

But whatever yo. The thing I'm trying to say is that I just listened to Burton's Batman Soundtrack and it's just really beyond anything in the Nolan batman movies. The way the music completely sets up the batman universe so perfectly, it's truly amazing what Danny Elfman created.in the iconic batman score. That still to this day in my mind is the only batman theme music. In fact the saddest thing is that the new batman movies all 3 of them have NOTHING on Burton's first two batman movies. Because so much fucking balls was put into those two films. That it was and still is a huge mountain to climb to top  them. So much fucking balls. They put everything into those movies most likely because there wasn't going to be like nowadays reboots and fucking remakes and shit. They don't put everything into movies anymore because maybe some point down the line they'll reboot and who's going to care. But back in the 80s, it was all or nothing. So you can tell when they made movies like this that they put every last effort into crafting a masterpiece if possible.

I miss that. It's not like they care anymore about making a true lasting work of art, they just make a big money making machine and call it a day. But back in my time, they had no choice because there really wasn't going to be a consistent and reliable sequel and reboot system, so they had to make the movie great or die. It's the ultimate motivator in the end. 

fucking dumb and dumber to

got to talk about this for a minute before I go jack off and then dream and little dream.

ugh, what goddamn travesty these "desperations sequels" are becoming. When the actors are getting old and decide to make the most of their youth before it's completely fucking gone with the wind...

Jim Carrey is a comedic genius, there's no denying that fact. He's struggled and fought his way to greatness. I always felt like I was witnessing history when he made movies and he's such a talent that it transcends any personal issues one might have or political leanings...

He's the best and that's always something I knew deep down. And of course he's been making shit lately because he's no longer in his fucking prime as an actor and comedian. So what do actors seem to do once they start to get old and lost in life, take a u-turn and go right back where they came from as actors.

It's just sad really. You go and become so much more than the honestly ho hum mediocre first dumb and dumber movie which I didn't give much of a shit about when I saw it on tv back in the day. I saw all of jim carrey movies as a kid just so you know. He is a fucking monumental part of my chilhood. It's like I can't even remember my days as a kid without one of jim carrey's many flicks being a part of it.

So watching a wrinkly ass old Jim Carrey struggling to somehow squeeze back into the glory days of his 90s career is frankly embarrassing.

I mean, shit, maybe they got a really fantastic script and the movie will be genius, but as far as what it seems from my perspective a 90s kid now in ihs 20s pushing 30, seeing Jim Carrey return to an old role in one of his truly just sorta classic roles, is just off to me... I actually liked the whole prequel movie they fucking shitted out more than this thing they're trying to do.... I mean does it matter, that's the big question. Does it fucking matter if they make this movie or not? Probably not. Probably going to end up being a forgettable waste of time and a joke of a film like Indy 4.

This shit is getting out of hand. Yeah, we all enjoyed quite a fun experience as kids and young adults in the 90s. that time period was awesome, movies were badass, things on tv were cool and lots of awesome cartoons came on and the internet was just starting to get huge. It was a fun life back then and who wouldn't want to go back to that and abandon this hell hole shitty lost world we're in now that seems to be just going to the dogs.

I do indeed want to go back to my childhood. Having a bunch of knucklehead assholes jumping on every fucking word that comes out of my mouth is tough to deal with now. It's what people do, it's the political world, it's the way politics works. Everything is words and manipulation of shit like a lawyer, so it's just so much bullshit to try to deal with now vs being an ignorant little kid.

It's tough to be an adult vs a kid. Though I don't really know what the fuck is supposed to go on in life. I just want to fuck a bitch just once to feel what it's all about. I've done the 90s kid phase of my life and wouldn't mind getting some ass.. I mean ASS. I don't want to put my dick in a girl's pussy, at all. I want to fuck her ass hole, period. That's what I want to fucking do. I don't care what color she is, or what the fuck people want to say about my intentions in life, but yeah, that's prettymuch what I'm concerned with. i personally don't want to get in a debate about the political issues in the world. I want to rip a bitches panties off and shove my dick deep into her ass. And not give a shit about anyone around me...

FUCK YES. Anyway, I'll go see dumb and dumber to, but I hope that the movie is a lot more than what I expect it to be, a sad attempt by carrey and co. to recapture their glory days. I can see how sad it is that these actors are like worried about getting to fucking 80 and 90 and regretting never having done the sequel. So it has to be a great fucking movie, it can't be just a slap dash attempt at capturing the image of an actor before he fucking becomes a corpse like with Indy 4. That fucking piece of shit...

further thoughts on gta v

Been getting further into the game lately. Gotta say some more thoughts on it. I didn't even begin to see the full scope of what kind of game this is in my initial play through, but it's much much WAY much more than the single player stuff.

This game has to go down in history as one of the most goddamn well made fucking games in history.  It has to. Lord knows the infinite possibilities with the online gta portion of the game. I dare say don't even buy it for the single player at all, just get it and jump into the online stuff because that completely OVERWHELMS the honestly mediocre story in the game. The online stuff is beyond anything I've ever seen before in a GTA. You basically are playing a massive fucking game of monopoly.

I wish they made it more like monopoly so that you had to be worried about people stealing your property or some shit and it made it more of a serious game, and of course more money you have more defenses you can afford to protect your property and you can have mini-wars between players in the online world.

As of now, it's just basically a rush to get as much cool toys as possible online, and everybody is playing the highest paying missions over and over again. I wish Rockstar would create a lottery or some kind of massive pay-out to the winner of a boxing or golf game or some shit. Make the min-games actually pay out the ass so that you want to play them.

I didn't care for the golf until I gave it a shot, and it's actually pretty neat to play golf in gta. But it doesn't pay much and if it actually meant a damn and you won the golf tournament and it payed like half a million dollars people would be far more interested in the game. As of now everybody is playing coveted, roof top rumble, and I'm personally working on trying to get the wet work mission which pays 21,000 dollars.

But this is truly going to hopefully lead to more online games like this. It's not particularly new. We've been seeing tons of massive online games over the years anyway, besides what gta's doing. But the whole GTA-ishness to it is what makes this unique. You can participate in missions and games and get involved with the kids and people generally fucking around online or just sit back and not give a shit about it and chill in your apartment all day in the game.

I'm about to get back into it after taking a break. This shit wears you out after a long while. You gotta get a breather from it...

Still working on my CBP application and shit. Don't know what I'll do once I get into that shit, just don't. Maybe it'll be awesome and I'll never regret joining or shit will get stupid like it seems to continually be getting for me personally, lord knows.

New static trailer image

Just a quick and dirty preview of a new shot I came up with. This trailer will hopefully be really intense and badass at the end of the day. I want to evoke the quality of all the shit I grew up on. And I mean my shit that I had as a kid was awesome. It was great great great works that today they honestly don't make much of anymore. I take a lot of true like, I guess, love for the simple movies that sucked but I had a serious fondness for them growing up. I still love Mario Bros movie to this day. And it's horrible. But there's something special about it, plus it reminds me of when I discovered it. It's a strange world to live in now vs the one I grew up in. You couldn't go online and look at John Leguizamo's twitter feed or youtube page. But we got that today. I can honestly go and probably email him or whatever, vs back as a kid where I'd love to have told him how awesome he was as Luigi, can't do that now. But he actually made a video about the movie a while back and that was just the icing on the cake. Truly to have watched the movie as a kid, then to see luigi himself chatting about it hell that stuff is going on these days. Surely the actors wouldn't mind making sequels, but they're still alive and hanging out in their mansion somewhere and now that we live in the internet era, you can see whatever some actor you like is doing all day.

Not that you should...

It's we're beyond having too much fucking exposure to each other's lives. I'm so sick of it. I just want to go back to the 90s where I was completely fucking oblvious to whatever the fuck was going on in the world. Surely someone is being fucking brutally murdered right now as I type this, but I don't know about it and I don't give a shit about it... So be it... moving on... yanno...

Oh and...

Luke Skywalker is BACK

Yep I honest to GOD think I can die happy now. Nothing and I mean nothing is more utterly amazing than seeing Mark Hamill ready and primed to become Luke Skywalker one more time.

This is going to be a massive film. I'm definitely going to buy Disney stock in the future. There's no doubt in  my mind that this movie and the others are going to be complete FUCKING HUGE money makers. Lucas is a complete dumbass for not making these movies himself, but maybe that's a good thing. Hamill is still the man. I bow down before his greatness. For being in your 60s and fucking goddamn going for broke and losing tons of fat in such a short amount of time is just completely remarkable.

No doubt he's putting himself through hell to lose the weight. Probably eating nothing but fucking one slice of bread a day or some thing.

Goddamn, I've lived a strange life. You go through the star wars prequels and all the drama that those movies brought, and suddenly you think to yourself it's time to move on, it's time to get a career, girlfriend, maybe even go the route of having a little dumb fuck kid, then they go ahead and ruin everything you plan by making new star wars movie.

So be it. If you're going to live, live with passion and I'm personally passionate about Star Wars and never did I begin to think they'd bring Hamill and Co. Back for more. I just never thought. Honestly look up Wesyeed and Force.net, and find all my old posts on star wars, plus all the fucking other forums I used to visit dedicated to star wars. Didn't know that half the mods at those boards were kkk members, but ulitmately now I see how the world works. You can't really get too involved with white people's business in this world as a black guy. Kinda just hang out in the corner and not make waves with them and you'll be ok. Or not. Sometimes I think FUCK IT. I'll do whatever I want to do, I don't care what kkk people want. I don't know if that's going to work out too well though.

Nevermind that. It's just great to see that we're finally going to hopefully get star wars back on track and make the series mean something again. Problem is, that the orignal movies are still great classics. But it'll just be so terrible if they make this new trilogy like Indy 4 ended up being. I have all the respect in the world of shia for actually being honest in the public eye and saying he personally feels he didn't truly live up to the expectations of indy fans with Crystal Skull. NO SHIT.

Look at it this way. The mummy is fucking city college. Indiana Jones is IVY Leangue, where you will be put through tons of extensive hard brain work. So for spielberg, the MASTER DIRECTOR to just make any shit out his ass for an indy movie is utterly disgraceful. And yunno it's just bad for all of us huge fans. Superman Returns stomps all over Indy 4 in terms of actual depth and seriousness. Hell I'll watch Mummy and mummy returns backwards and forwards all night because those movies actually follow basic principles of film making where spielberg didn't bother. It's sad sad sad to see Indy go out on such a decent note with Last Crusade, then fizzle into little shit stain that is Indy 4. Just sad....

So JJ needs to watch Indy 4 50 times before shooting one scene in whatever this new movie is called.

edit:

Ugh, I keep saying I'm done with this blog, then keep coming back to post more shit to an audience of like 5 fucking people. Most likely kkk hot shots hanging out reading my stupid blog for laughs.

No... I'm honestly done. Didn't go through my childhood eating fruit snacks, drinking kool-aid, watching gargoyles, swat kats, dexter's lab, and all that good ass shit we had in the 90s just to end up being some kind of punching bag for internet tough guys. Sorry, but I have a little sliver of dignity left in myself and I'll be damned if that's the way my life goes. Fitting that my last post is about star wars, good, it should be. I've basically been a star wars nut since 8th grade and makes sense that I leave my blog behind discussing star wars to some degree.

Good bye, guys. Been a blast.