Tuesday, June 17, 2014

fucking dumb and dumber to

got to talk about this for a minute before I go jack off and then dream and little dream.

ugh, what goddamn travesty these "desperations sequels" are becoming. When the actors are getting old and decide to make the most of their youth before it's completely fucking gone with the wind...

Jim Carrey is a comedic genius, there's no denying that fact. He's struggled and fought his way to greatness. I always felt like I was witnessing history when he made movies and he's such a talent that it transcends any personal issues one might have or political leanings...

He's the best and that's always something I knew deep down. And of course he's been making shit lately because he's no longer in his fucking prime as an actor and comedian. So what do actors seem to do once they start to get old and lost in life, take a u-turn and go right back where they came from as actors.

It's just sad really. You go and become so much more than the honestly ho hum mediocre first dumb and dumber movie which I didn't give much of a shit about when I saw it on tv back in the day. I saw all of jim carrey movies as a kid just so you know. He is a fucking monumental part of my chilhood. It's like I can't even remember my days as a kid without one of jim carrey's many flicks being a part of it.

So watching a wrinkly ass old Jim Carrey struggling to somehow squeeze back into the glory days of his 90s career is frankly embarrassing.

I mean, shit, maybe they got a really fantastic script and the movie will be genius, but as far as what it seems from my perspective a 90s kid now in ihs 20s pushing 30, seeing Jim Carrey return to an old role in one of his truly just sorta classic roles, is just off to me... I actually liked the whole prequel movie they fucking shitted out more than this thing they're trying to do.... I mean does it matter, that's the big question. Does it fucking matter if they make this movie or not? Probably not. Probably going to end up being a forgettable waste of time and a joke of a film like Indy 4.

This shit is getting out of hand. Yeah, we all enjoyed quite a fun experience as kids and young adults in the 90s. that time period was awesome, movies were badass, things on tv were cool and lots of awesome cartoons came on and the internet was just starting to get huge. It was a fun life back then and who wouldn't want to go back to that and abandon this hell hole shitty lost world we're in now that seems to be just going to the dogs.

I do indeed want to go back to my childhood. Having a bunch of knucklehead assholes jumping on every fucking word that comes out of my mouth is tough to deal with now. It's what people do, it's the political world, it's the way politics works. Everything is words and manipulation of shit like a lawyer, so it's just so much bullshit to try to deal with now vs being an ignorant little kid.

It's tough to be an adult vs a kid. Though I don't really know what the fuck is supposed to go on in life. I just want to fuck a bitch just once to feel what it's all about. I've done the 90s kid phase of my life and wouldn't mind getting some ass.. I mean ASS. I don't want to put my dick in a girl's pussy, at all. I want to fuck her ass hole, period. That's what I want to fucking do. I don't care what color she is, or what the fuck people want to say about my intentions in life, but yeah, that's prettymuch what I'm concerned with. i personally don't want to get in a debate about the political issues in the world. I want to rip a bitches panties off and shove my dick deep into her ass. And not give a shit about anyone around me...

FUCK YES. Anyway, I'll go see dumb and dumber to, but I hope that the movie is a lot more than what I expect it to be, a sad attempt by carrey and co. to recapture their glory days. I can see how sad it is that these actors are like worried about getting to fucking 80 and 90 and regretting never having done the sequel. So it has to be a great fucking movie, it can't be just a slap dash attempt at capturing the image of an actor before he fucking becomes a corpse like with Indy 4. That fucking piece of shit...




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