Thursday, June 5, 2014

Luke Skywalker is BACK

Yep I honest to GOD think I can die happy now. Nothing and I mean nothing is more utterly amazing than seeing Mark Hamill ready and primed to become Luke Skywalker one more time.

This is going to be a massive film. I'm definitely going to buy Disney stock in the future. There's no doubt in  my mind that this movie and the others are going to be complete FUCKING HUGE money makers. Lucas is a complete dumbass for not making these movies himself, but maybe that's a good thing. Hamill is still the man. I bow down before his greatness. For being in your 60s and fucking goddamn going for broke and losing tons of fat in such a short amount of time is just completely remarkable.

No doubt he's putting himself through hell to lose the weight. Probably eating nothing but fucking one slice of bread a day or some thing.

Goddamn, I've lived a strange life. You go through the star wars prequels and all the drama that those movies brought, and suddenly you think to yourself it's time to move on, it's time to get a career, girlfriend, maybe even go the route of having a little dumb fuck kid, then they go ahead and ruin everything you plan by making new star wars movie.

So be it. If you're going to live, live with passion and I'm personally passionate about Star Wars and never did I begin to think they'd bring Hamill and Co. Back for more. I just never thought. Honestly look up Wesyeed and Force.net, and find all my old posts on star wars, plus all the fucking other forums I used to visit dedicated to star wars. Didn't know that half the mods at those boards were kkk members, but ulitmately now I see how the world works. You can't really get too involved with white people's business in this world as a black guy. Kinda just hang out in the corner and not make waves with them and you'll be ok. Or not. Sometimes I think FUCK IT. I'll do whatever I want to do, I don't care what kkk people want. I don't know if that's going to work out too well though.

Nevermind that. It's just great to see that we're finally going to hopefully get star wars back on track and make the series mean something again. Problem is, that the orignal movies are still great classics. But it'll just be so terrible if they make this new trilogy like Indy 4 ended up being. I have all the respect in the world of shia for actually being honest in the public eye and saying he personally feels he didn't truly live up to the expectations of indy fans with Crystal Skull. NO SHIT.

Look at it this way. The mummy is fucking city college. Indiana Jones is IVY Leangue, where you will be put through tons of extensive hard brain work. So for spielberg, the MASTER DIRECTOR to just make any shit out his ass for an indy movie is utterly disgraceful. And yunno it's just bad for all of us huge fans. Superman Returns stomps all over Indy 4 in terms of actual depth and seriousness. Hell I'll watch Mummy and mummy returns backwards and forwards all night because those movies actually follow basic principles of film making where spielberg didn't bother. It's sad sad sad to see Indy go out on such a decent note with Last Crusade, then fizzle into little shit stain that is Indy 4. Just sad....

So JJ needs to watch Indy 4 50 times before shooting one scene in whatever this new movie is called.

edit:

Ugh, I keep saying I'm done with this blog, then keep coming back to post more shit to an audience of like 5 fucking people. Most likely kkk hot shots hanging out reading my stupid blog for laughs.

No... I'm honestly done. Didn't go through my childhood eating fruit snacks, drinking kool-aid, watching gargoyles, swat kats, dexter's lab, and all that good ass shit we had in the 90s just to end up being some kind of punching bag for internet tough guys. Sorry, but I have a little sliver of dignity left in myself and I'll be damned if that's the way my life goes. Fitting that my last post is about star wars, good, it should be. I've basically been a star wars nut since 8th grade and makes sense that I leave my blog behind discussing star wars to some degree.

Good bye, guys. Been a blast.

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