Thursday, May 21, 2015

Judith Hoag Returns

Ain't this a shock. Been a long time since I've seen her in anything at all. Now she's back to play I'm guessing a rival news reporter to April in the new movie. I hope they put tons of in jokes about how the new april looks way too hot or something. Just so you know I'm a TMNT NUT. I mean look at my muscles and ninja skills. You can blame Ninja Turtles for that. That movie put my ass to work doing karate all night, so yeah it's been a huge influence.

Goddamn Missed ya april. Should have brought back Ernie Reyes JR too. Is the guy dead? Fuck it, bring back everybody from the original movies, even the fucking suits cuz these CGI abominations are horrible.

But it's like fucking set in stone now. These new TMNT movies are permanently linked to the classic 90s film, forever..

Maybe just maybe this movie will be actually like, classier because of the inclusion of the original April.

Who knows, not like any kids today will give a fuck about that truth be told.

They'll just be like, who the hell is this bitch? Not me, I remember the original April. Hell I remember fucking the original 80s cartoon. Hell I remember the shitty ninja turtle concert which was my life for way too long as a kid.

Why did I like watching that shit? Why?

It was badass though, man life was wwaaaaaaaayyy funner in the 90s, retarded yes, funner hell to the yes...

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