I have Riddick on my computer. I love watching films from time to time, especially movies about boys being boys and killing and guns and stuff. I'm totally all about machismo, and body building, and fucking girls in their ass. Fuck that's all I care about all I want to do.
So I loved Riddick when I saw that shit, boy. And I got to say I'm kind missing not only being younger, all of us males miss that shit, yes, but seeing Riddick back in the early 2000s when that shit hit.
I saw XXX and I saw Chronicles right around that time. Best years of my fucking life. I still hit up the movies but now I feel like a 29 year old man-child doing it. I should be going to the movies grabbing my white girl friend's ass and titties.
I really should... just saying...
Got to say though as I sit and think about the movie franchise and where it's going, not a fan of the Riddick film as much as I was hoping to be.
I mean shit chronicles is through the roof son. Sure it's fucking weird ass dune rip off shit, yeah but fuck is it a lot of fun. There's so much shit going on in that movie. Riddick is just boring as shit compared to the fucking epic shit going on in Chronicles.
I mean it's almost like watching a 2 hour cutscene from the goddamn videogame it's so flat and lifeless a film.
It only gets fucking good when they go after the nodes, finally some fucking action. And it does have classic riddick lines but all that good shit is surrounded by this pile of bullshit made for TV sci-fi shit.
Just doesn't measure up to Chronicles in the end.
Will we see another riddick movie? I'm guessing not honestly. I don't think this whole "return to pitch black" format is working out. Chronicles opened a whole new ball of wax with the franchise, there's no going back to quiet subtle indie movies.
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