Thoughts on Spiderman's eye tech

Never thought I'd see this shit on screen. Of all the things to attempt to maintain and keep accurate in translation to live action, the last thing I thought about was them keeping the awkward way artist draw spiderman's eye expressions. It's poetic license more or less. It's not literal, just artistic liberty that comics afford, never thought they'd attempt to explain it in live action.

It's egregious to me. Spiderman's got bigger things to worry about than whether he can squint with his fake eyes. I don't like it at all. It's like if he's so anal about his eyes being expressive, why's he not built better web shooters or something more important to fight crime. That's spiderman. He's not about excess like stark or batman. He's not going to take the time to create something for "cool" factor like them. He's going to build tech that helps him in battle, nothing more. So I don't like the eye shit.

Also don't like Tom Holland's spidey voice. Is he like 13? Wow, it was just awkward hearing that tiny voice come out of a full grown man's body. Hope he drops that shit real quick, it's not going to fly.

Spidey doesn't have to sound like a kid. He just have to have a kid's spirit. That's what the spidey cartoon got on point. Spidey was at least in his mid 20s or early 30s in that show, but he had such a childlike enthusiasm and smartass spirit that he captures that tone of a punk teenager without having to be one. Seems to me they're thinking that spidey has to sound like a punk teen to capture the smartass attitude he has. Not at all, but apparently they're going to screw it up.

The costume is good though. No more 3d or ingraved webs. Just classic stitched in webs like the days of old. How hard was that to do, and it simply makes the suits easier to make, cost savings. Weird as amazing spiderman awkward redesign on the suit though. Is the classic suit not good enough? Ya gotta add nonsense lines everywhere to make it look like its bastard cousin? Jesus...