Is this luke's hand?

Some people speculated in the AICN talkback that this was luke's flesh-less robot hand. Interesting. I don't like the whole "oh we found the hand of luke skywalker. Let's give it back to him." story line they think will be in the movie. I mean yeah it's kinda neat as far as fan fiction goes, but in reality, no way would that story work I think.

Too many questions would pop up. How the fuck did the hand not burn up in the atmosphere. How is it still in one piece after decades. Little thing called entropy which would make something like that hand staying in tact for decades impossible...

So here we go. I mean I think to myself I'm in a fucking dream right now. You got to realize what's going on here. I worship star wars since I was a kid. And here I sit 28 years old and they're actually making the last fucking star wars trilogy TODAY. Every single thing associated with this film will go down in history FOREVER. Imagine if you kept all the shit from when they were making the OT, imagine, all the papers, news clips, everything. You kept it and today you'd be a billionare. So I'm not going to be stupid about this, I'm going to really save everything that comes out regarding this film because years from now, people will be like, looking back and wondering where they can find shit like the pepsi soda cans from the phantom menace. You have to realize back when TPM came out, they released TONS of merchandise and shit, that today would probably be worth something. It's been fucking 15 years since TPM. 15 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS. If I was smart I would have kept all the stuff that I collected for that movie, but I'm an idiot!!!

Goddamn, is that luke's fucking hand? Yunno would be cool if it was. Truth be told Luke migh have actually gotten a better robot hand by then but maybe not, he's probably still rolling with the original.. Wonder why his hand has no flesh on it though.. wtf is up with that? Did it rot off or some shit? Possibly...

Topanga

It's utterly I should say, like just a trip back to 90s for me these days. Not only is IGN seemingly constantly having JDF on to talk power rangers, but also fucking I'm noticing they constantly have a boner for the new Extension of boy meets world. Gotta say Danielle Fishel is so beatiful. I always had a boner for her, but now whatever age she is, she's gorgeous goddamn...

And she's still the same. It's amazing. I watch her and she's exactly the same person she was as a kid. Nothing new going on. That's fantastic.

I'd fuck the hell out her.... It's awesome for me. I mean, we honestly grew up together, it's just truth is she probably never had any blacks in her fucking community, so and truth be told, now that I think about it, there were like NO black people on boy meets world. It was a white show for white kids, and yet me as a black kid, hung out watching it every friday. that's fucked up.

Funny world isn't it. A black show, written by white people, became the TOP show on the TGIF lineup. For real, nappy headed, black fucking people, were the most popular show on TGIF. And everyone involved with girl meets world has to know that yeah boy meets world was popular, but it was completely OWNED by a black show back then. Hands down. They can try and claim that boy meets world was the shit and deserves to have a sequel series, but in truth, since I was there and hanging out in my room chillin watching tgif, NO. Family Matters, was the most popular show back when TGIF was in its prime. You have to look at how well made and highly produced family matters was compared to boy meets world. The difference is night and day. Boy meets world was similar to I'd say Sabrina the teenage bitch, in that yeah those shows had their viewers but the prime time show that people really flocked to en-masse was family matters. And family matters was no joke, it was the top show for a reason and they spared no expense and put everything into that show because they knew week after week it was going be a ratings behemoth. Boy meets world despite their efforts to create a funny show and such, it was always just something to watch as you wait for family matters to come on or dinosaurs or muppets tonight, it was just gay. And corey was a faggot.

Really he repelled me from the show. I wanted to watch and indeed his best friend in the show was a true fucking regular normal male with a boner for girls, but corey was infinitely gay. Sorry, but yeah he was gay. Even I knew it back as a kid, I could tell he was flaming fag. Now he's back. And he's still gay. He still LOOKS gay. Yeah he may be actually fucking topanga but in truth he's thinking about fucking a guy. I believe that's what's the truth of the matter.

Anyway, it's just dissappoint as shit to have so many of my old 90s heros turn out fucking gay these days.

me, Never had an interest in sucking a guy's dick or any of that. I always basically just thought and hoped to one day be slamming a chick, that's all.

Suddenly I have to deal with more crap than I expected, being told x/y/z about my offspring. A thought on that for a minute. I never thought about it, and I honestly don't really want to have a kid or noen of that. And watching Girl meets world, I honestly don't think I could survive having to listen to a bunch of little teengage girls whining about their stupid problems all day. Really, I look at the show and it's definitely a trip back in time for me. It's like a mini-boy meets world clone to some extent, however we're not in that time anymore. You have to realize boy meets world came out in a time where michael jordan was dunking basketballs all day in front of our faces. TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY. To make a similar show in today's fucking war-torn world and just dismal atmosphere and rampant anal porn, is funny business. 

It's hard for me to watch the show. Simply because I want to put my dick in those girl's mouths whenever they open them. Yunno, it's hard to watch. Topanga too. She's ripe young and ready to get pregnant by a big black cock.

She always looked like a black girl now that I look at her. She's got big black girl lips and shit. She's one of THOSE white girls. Got black features, but she's white. Probably not truly white, isn't she fucking hispanic or some shit?

Hard to say. We're in a fucked up world. There's white people who area actually part black and yet they run around acting like they're the whitest people in the world.

oh well, not much to do today. Kinda lost right now, honestly. I'm here, still alive, and just lost. I mean the things I want to do, dreams I've had all my life. What can I do to get to point of actually accomplishing them, or do nothing? Just not get involved and shut the fuck up and stay out of the world and the way it is. Just not get inovled. Problem is, I've got so fucking more shit going on in my life for reasons I can't make sense of. I remember just being here in this house hanging out watching movies and cartoons, not thinking about what's going on in the world, the constant race-wars, and of course all the real bad shit going on out there. I've never had anything to do with it. And truth be told, the elite class people out there, don't WANT regular normal people like me getting in the way of heir operations. I mean you got people who have genius level intellect out there working on things and here I am, watching porn. And hopefully being smart enough not to get in the way of the elite people doing their stuff. They're really trying to find a new planet to inhabit, because that's ALL we have left.

A few words on that. I look at the world around me at my age now and I feel sad. I feel like, yeah it's all cool that kids are having fun playing in the park, but this life we're living is going to just mean nothing. If we don't fucking figure out how to get off this planet. Everything all these wars we're having for oil, all the political debates, all of it is MEANINGLESS. Maybe you enjoy arguing all day with someone about things, but life is short, and me personally am not intersted in having lengthy debates about shit.

What interest me is fucking some bitch in the ass, in the mouth, in the pussy. And also possibly looking into the big question. How are human beings going to survive beyond the expiration of this planet.

HOW? Mind you, the guys at MIT, are working on that. They're going for it, they're conceptualizeing methods and ways for us to some how find a new planet.

It's sad though. It's really sad. And kinda really a fumble by the elite people to let the public know that our planet is doomed. How is that supposed to help people feel good and optimistic in life if yo just basically tell everyone we're on a ticking time bomb. 

Noah Carver

OH YEAH hilarious!!! Thanks!!!

Wtf am I supposed to think? The new blue ranger looks exacly like me for some reason... Not trying to be all kinds of like, fucking, thinking it's a conspiracy, but the simple fact that he's the spitting fucking image of ME is kinda fucked up. I mean, I love power rangers. Wouldn't mind actually being in the power rangers. But to have one of them look exactly like me is just really fucking weird.

But kinda awesome I guess. Well played, if indeed saban is paying tribute to one of its biggest childhood fans by making a ranger in my image. Well played...

oh god damn

What the hell?

I'm watching family matters episode right now and fucking for the second time there's a reference to Fried Chicken in the episode. First time was when fucking Eddie was having a date with some girl and of course she has fried chicken as their meal for the date. Second now is of course Eddie going to the fridge to get some grub and of course he pulls out a bowl of fried chicken to eat.

Well damn...

Never noticed that...

can't be hawkin

Just thinking about what I've been doing recently. I tend to be going to the ball park to check out all the ass and titties over there. Surprisingly due to the good weather, they're always throwing down some basketball game for the kids to play. And I like to watch and see the kids having fun. Really I'm a huge basketball nut. And love to watch basketball. One of the girls there is really cute as hell and she's good at basketball. In a perfect world, I'd fuck the shit out of her with a basketball in my hand.


But no, I'm too old now. And one thing I notice is that I'm being followed by fucking cops and shit. Yeah so I went down to Texas and hung out at a military base surrounded by angry crazy white people for a while. Does that suddenly mean I deserve some kind of attention? I'm still trying to get my head around why I deserve all this fucking goddamn attention. I'm normal regular black kid who grew up in the bronx. That's all. I'm a nerdy one, as they say. Most people don't give a shit about the majority of black people, except when they possess urkel tendancies.

I'm an urkel through and through. I'm very much a nerdy fucking urkel black guy. Which is truly suicide if you're black and a nerdy black guy. You basically have cut off your own dick.

I mean, say what you want as a white guy. I can imagine a white guy looks at a fucking big muscular douche bag black guy and thinks "oh he's got it bad" probably never gets laid. WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.  Every fucking girl out there dreams of that son of a bitch fucking them. EVERY ONE.

Yunno. That shit you see in porn. A gorgeous sexy white girl, perfect looks, getting hammered by a jungle monkey looking black guy. TRUTH.

 I mean damn, it's just silly and offputting overall. To be constantly watched like I'm going to go spread my blackness to a white guy's daughter or some shit. I wish I was not black, eh, I didn't ask for this shit. Don't blame me for being whatever the fuck I was born as.

Not that it bothers me. IT kinda bothers me now because I realize how screwed I am in terms of getting laid. But I've always been black, it's nothing new. I grew up watching blacks on tv and didn't think anything bad was going on in the world concerning being black. But now that I am actually tackling this racist world, I'm having to accept the truth which is that blacks are like these fucking low level human beings. Now, and forever... which is yunno, sucks. Life comes down to a roll of the dice. Being born fucking not black, that's all life comes down to.

Life ain't fair man. And I think to myself, what can i do to survive in this world. Dunno. Hope that some kind of angel is looking out for ya, that's all ya can do. I'm a man of GOD. And too bad we're descending into this fucking hell hole of a world where everything the bible warned us against is actually taking place. Yunno, the rampat wild sexual craziness going on these days. The lack of civility, discipline, fucking actual respect for your fellow man, this is exactly what we were taught woulc happen if we abandoned the teachings of jesus.

Yunno, I feel SICK. It hurts me. To look at the world and realize it's not the place I came from as a kid, not anymore. It's HELL.

This world is HELL. What can a mother fucker do to make this place like God wanted it to be is the question.

Lord know....

Ok seems like I was wrong

Despite the fact that Egon is dead now, they may very well move forward with GB3 anyway. I gotta say ya stick with life long enough you'll be rewarded. And god damn,  I never thought they'd really do a new gb movie. But apparently they're working on it. I LOVE Ghost busters. I am who I am today, my personality, because of ghost busters. It's a movie born from my I guess world. I come from a military family. I come from New York. I've been into science, gadgets, and have a sense of humor about life. So a movie like Ghostbusters, really any of bill murry and Ramis' films were really something that I loved to watch as a kid.

I have all the RGB and EGB episodes. And I have the videogame. I have some of the comics they made recently. It's still awesome to me, ghostbusters. And it SHOULD still have legs today imo.

If indeed they make a GB movie with Ernie hudson and Dan Akroyd recruiting some females to be GBs that would potentially actually work and we'd get a fantastic funny, amazing, big epic FINAL chapter in the ghostbusters saga. Hopefully.

Sadly, this just seems like more of the same. We've been getting countless rumors down the pipe since 1999 about GB3. Will they make it? They've got nothing but my support. I look forward to it, as a fan from fucking childhood. Look at what we're getting these days. New TMNT. New superman vs batman. It's time for the ghostbusters to come back and take over the media again. And I gurantee you that its only going to be for the benefit of all invovled.

I mean, you can say well GB2 kinda failed. But if you hang out with kids today, you'll find them playing the GB game, reading gb comics, watching RGB on youtube. So of course you release anything GB NOW today, kids will fucking jump all over it I'm quite sure...

 So by all means, make a GB movie and earn google billions of dollars, if you're smart. The question is what is it going to be about, who's going to be in it. Is it going to be the utter travesty and complete shame of a film that is Indy 4, the fucking worst possible Sequel idea ever conceptualized. Making white people look bad. Although it's life. Everybody has their vices in life. And truth be told we all fall. And Indy 4 is a prime example of that.

But maybe it's good that Spielberg fucked up so badly. Maybe because of Indy 4, we'll get good "last chance sequels" from now on... hopefully.

thoughts on things

Just thinking about the complexity of life. I don't know. i walk the streets these days and see the vast spectrum of humanity a lot more. I see how strange it is to get older in life. never really thought about it, or what it would be like to be near 30 and still hanging out in the world. Well I still have my interest in girls, still. I was on the train and there was this fucking sexy as fuck bitch just on the train and she looked so good. Wanted to say what's up, but lord knows what age these girls are. Whole damn world of bullshit will come crashing down on me if I get my dick into a teenage bitch.

Thinking about life, all the things i wish I did as a child, and now getting older can't fucking change it, can't do nothing to make myself into the inhuman GOD that I was training myself to be as a teen. I worked out so hard for NOTHING. tOO MUCH sugar in my diet.

Now I am indeed getting older. Fucking everything on my body starting to age and look less youthful.

Sad end to my life I have to say. One thing you start thinking about as you get older is that YEP you're going to fucking DIE one day.  Who knows how, or when, maybe in some nursing home, or like I saw in the hospital, just hooked up to a respirator... FUCK, that must be the pits, to go out o f this world completely fucking dependent on a machine, sucks....

So yeah nobody cares about me no more, I'm not a kid. It's the kids who matter. Was on the train and there were kids all over the place. I felt so OLD. Like fuck, never really felt old, but being around a little girl and a couple of teens, you feel it for REAL.

I fucking thought about what to do or say or whatever. Couldn't really make sense of what to do. Haven't really hung out with children for years, not sure how to behave or act. Shit, and that's the true failing of the education system I must say, the simple fact that they don't give you one lesson on one day being a parent. So YEAH I don't have a fucking clue about being a father or whatever to some little kid. Don't know a damn thing about it...

Yeah it's a damn shame this society seems to be fucking not concerned with blacks maturing sexually but I'll be damned, that's EXACTLY what is going on. I was brought into this world only to slowly fall into a pit of lava.

 I mean I just never knew what the fuck kind of world this was as a kid. Just never had a CLUE. They did a damn good job hiding the truth from us. I walk around the street and see how this world really works. Black guy hanging out homeless, being complete shit in this world, and everyone else happily going about their lives not giving a flying fuck about him. HOLY CRAP. Wow, you're so fucked if you're born black as HELL. So fucked... I mean there's homeless people of all colors, and crazy people, etc, there's all kinds out there, but yeah you'll always find homeless fucking black guys who no one gives a damn about. And I was just in awe of it, truly to see how truly screwed you are if you're born black.

And I wonder to myself, am I DONE? Am I done now 28 years old? Can't possibly improve myself or better myself? Learn a language, instrument? Get any kind of new skills? YEAH, some people would definitely say that I'm done, no forward advancement for me. It's what they want truth be told, who the hell gives a damn if blacks DO anything of merit or memorability at all?

I'll be damned, how did I not see how this world worked all these years? Just the sheer, sweeping, and ceaseless hatred towards the black race? But it's there, it's really fucking there and none of the black kids I hang with see it yet. But the day will come when they too are in their 20s and getting the full brunt of the racist white world crashing down on them. What the blue hell ya gonna do when that time comes? Literally there are girls who are trying to avoid getting pregnant by a black guy.... sure ya got all this fucking interracial porn but that's porn, it's always about going against convention. In reality, most girls are really dodging black dicks out there as much as possible... wow, what a damn shame and a curse it is to be born black. holy fuck.

What can I do or what should I do? Lord knows... Give it to God, that's all. But this world is very very cruel business. So ultimately your life comes down to getting LUCKY and being born white or asian or spanish? THAT's how it works? Mind you, that's immaterial these days. Very very smart people are looking for smart people of all colors to contribute to the corporate world.

But the truth about life is that we're only here to procreate and care for the children, and who the hell gives a damn about blacks. WHO? What benefit is there to be had from the continued inclusion of blacks in this world? Intelligence? Well maybe, but ask anyone in the academic world and they'll tell you they won't bet on blacks getting through the school system.

Why does it matter what I think? Much much much smarter people than me are at work struggling to keep this world in some kind of uniformity and civility.

It's just a strange thing to wake up to after all these years. I suppose efforts are being made to hide the truth about this world from everyone. Should I care? What can I do? Honestly I don't want to get involved. I want to be pounding some girl's ass hole and not giving a damn about race relations.

 Really that's all I care about right now. It's like, that's the way it is. Can't fucking just forget I have a dick.

And if someone wants to tell me "oh well, go to college and do homework all day instead of looking at a girl's titties and little sexy face." Yeah, you can go fuck yourself asshole.