Monday, August 11, 2014

Is this luke's hand?

Some people speculated in the AICN talkback that this was luke's flesh-less robot hand. Interesting. I don't like the whole "oh we found the hand of luke skywalker. Let's give it back to him." story line they think will be in the movie. I mean yeah it's kinda neat as far as fan fiction goes, but in reality, no way would that story work I think.

Too many questions would pop up. How the fuck did the hand not burn up in the atmosphere. How is it still in one piece after decades. Little thing called entropy which would make something like that hand staying in tact for decades impossible...

So here we go. I mean I think to myself I'm in a fucking dream right now. You got to realize what's going on here. I worship star wars since I was a kid. And here I sit 28 years old and they're actually making the last fucking star wars trilogy TODAY. Every single thing associated with this film will go down in history FOREVER. Imagine if you kept all the shit from when they were making the OT, imagine, all the papers, news clips, everything. You kept it and today you'd be a billionare. So I'm not going to be stupid about this, I'm going to really save everything that comes out regarding this film because years from now, people will be like, looking back and wondering where they can find shit like the pepsi soda cans from the phantom menace. You have to realize back when TPM came out, they released TONS of merchandise and shit, that today would probably be worth something. It's been fucking 15 years since TPM. 15 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS. If I was smart I would have kept all the stuff that I collected for that movie, but I'm an idiot!!!

Goddamn, is that luke's fucking hand? Yunno would be cool if it was. Truth be told Luke migh have actually gotten a better robot hand by then but maybe not, he's probably still rolling with the original.. Wonder why his hand has no flesh on it though.. wtf is up with that? Did it rot off or some shit? Possibly...




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