Sunday, August 17, 2014

How to improve upon the first Power RAngers movie

Here's a passion post. I like to write from my heart particularly because i'm not smart enough to be some kind of super genius and create logic loops like I notice some people like to do at forums. I'm a geeky totally 90s kid who never went to some elite super smart kid school that they have out there to train people for top level jobs.

Sue me... And sadly I suppose that's exactly why I loved watching the original power rangers movie all the time as a kid. I loved it more than it deserves. I'm watching it now and can't get into it. It's so blatantly just a bad movie. Can't believe they felt this was good enough to release in theaters. It's garbage.

I watch Power Rangers Megaforce now since apparently they can still sell power rangers to kids even though I don't see the appeal of the new generation of power rangers. But truly it's a kids show and I'm 28 and am really honestly way too old for that shit. I don't give a damn about the show as I watch it. I'm checking out the pink ranger's little booty shorts she's got on in that show and thinking about me and her in the bed fucking. I mean it's tough to adjust to adulthood I gotta say. I was blissfully unaware of the adult world as a child. I never thought about fucking anyone in the power rangers when I watched it as a kid. I just liked the badass fights and the morphin and the movie was a cool little movie overall. Nothing too bad about it. When it was power rangers time, the movie really goet good. Otherwise, it was pretty lame film, because the non-power ranger elements kinda sucked.

Yeah so they're going to do it all over again. It's really interesting. This time we're in, is a great time for kids. They're getting to see superman, batman, spiderman, ninja turtles, etc. All on the big screen and they're going to remember these experiences for the rest of their lives, it's fantastic. I mean I never saw the original Ninja turtles at the movies as a kid, just discovered it on TV. So to be a kid today and to have experienced this new Ninja Turtles while perhaps and I'm hoping the new gen of kids is looking backwards and looking for the old ninja turtles stuff 2k3 series, fucking original movies etc. I honestly don't know. I wish I could force the little shits to sit and watch all the cool shit I grew up on. that's my hope. But I'm too old and honestly I'm more interested in having some sex instead of forcing kids to watch my favorite cartoons and movies.

So yeah man. They're going for it. And this is what I hope for as a serious power rangers nut as a kid.

They have so much room for improvement. Basically make it something similar to pacific Rim, gundam, fucking any of these massive big expensive blockbusters these days. Just hopefully not anything like the transformers movies. Those movies are an utter insult to cinema. Wow. I never thought i'd see the day when movies that just don't even try to make sense and follow fucking simple straight forward rules of movie making can suddenly own the box office like that. They're just videogame cutscenes on the big screen. People don't see it. But that's exactly what those movies are. Fucking videogame cinematics for 2 hours. At least fucking Prometheus had a thought provoking story, nothing like that in transformers. Yet people bag on Prometheus. WTF.

I'm not a prude. I like any movie that really sparks my interest in weird zany over the top ridiculous stuff. I love comics, cartoons, particularly because they're a place where artists can get away with making shit up out of their ass, and love seeing those things. But when they make a movie like transformers and it's just stupid and retarded for the sake of it, we're going to have to make an issue of that.

Anyway I"m going down memory lane right now. I'm watching the power rangers movie to kinda see what the fuck they could potentially do with the new power rangers movie. I have to say the new show megaforce is kinda lame to me. I mean it's more serious than the original power rangers show which wasn't very good or serious, it was just kinda a silly show for kids, and somehow I liked it more than it deserved to be liked. I mean really trying to watch the show today as a grown man, its hard. I mean I just don't really know what I liked about it. I mean it was a cool show and some of it was actually really well done, like the whole green ranger evil arc, that was really the best and most interesting story in the whole thing. other than that, I can't say I took much from the show besides the badass movie that they eventually made.

I mean power rangers was really a massive phenomenon more than a quality show. It was just something simlar to pokemon. The show wasn't very good, but the idea, the concept was badass, and of course every kid on the playground was rocking their power rangers gear. You weren't cool if you didn't have a power rangers toy back then... ah man, life was fucking good in the 90s... omg.

I wish I could fucking delete maybe 15 years from my age and go right back to hanging out as a kid in this room watching power rangers...

 But there's no going back. There's nothing more to do now than get older and older and fucking die one day.  DAMN...

I mean shit, I remember being a kid and browsing the channels all day for shit to watch and one show in particular that I remember fondly despite its mediocre quality was Galidor. I loved that show. I loved this HUGE TITTIED indian girl on that show. The show was shit, but I fell in love with that indian girl. And don't know what she's doing these days. But her titties were like too big for her to move around with and one thing about the show was seeing her struggle with those massive fucking tits she had.










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