My Acting Skilllllllllllllllz

If you're gonna play Lando, feel no SHAME my friends.

Here's my first audition video for the role. I did my best. I never acted before for real and didn't know how hard it was, it really is tough to balance yourself and not mess it up. I gotta practice this shit if indeed I want to star as Lando...

https://vid.me/ShqPf

Here's my Lando movie trailer. Couldn't really find good JTT footage so I didn't cut him into it.

Goddamn I love facebook.

I mean I can have direct communication with all of my childhood heros. It does indeed make you feel like a kid again. I seriously hate getting older. I don't want to ever grow old, EVER.

I mean I'm on David freakin Yost's Facebook page and he's there talking about what he's eating today, jesus christ, for fuck's sake wow, I'm blown away by that.

I watched this man as a kid and now i know what he's up to right now. How does that happen?

Will smith, Jaleel White, some of the most open facebookers you'll find. They literally post every thing they're doing every day. Raven Symone too.

It's so awesome. I mean who the hell am I? Nobody, but to sit and actually watch what my favorite celebs are doing is a true treasure.

I'm looking for everybody from the old tech tv era as well. I mean it sucks really. And it's kinda a loser thing to do to constantly hold on to tech tv's fame and glory. That time was great but it's truly over, time to move on from that stuff, but it's really to me anyway a hell of a lot of fun to revisit the old gang and see what they're doing these days.

What the hell am I doing is the question... Don't really know.If I get the Gig as Lando in the Star Wars Anthology movie, you're going to see me doing some incredible things business and hollywood wise. If it leads to a career as an actor, that'd be very cool. I'd love to direct films honestly. I'm a director in my soul and I know that. I'm always looking at how something can be done better artistically... It's an OCD thing, I do indeed have OCD sadly and pathetically. I hope it's not severe, but I can't feel good if things aren't in proper order for some reason. And it's stupid and I know it's stupid but I believe I've had this condition all my life just never knew it.

Is it against the lawl of GOD to keep Rebooting Spiderman?

Yes and No. As a film goer it's terribly repetitive and bore some absolutely to keep seeing them reboot the shit out of Spidey and to me I don't get why they're even rebooting. They did it much better with the new series of films and I was thinking things would be all good. I can't figure out what's the point of rebooting to a new actor and all that when apparently this new take won't be spot on perfectly accurate to the source either... Apparently Iron Man will be responsible for Spiderman's web shooters. Which makes no sense when you think about it. Parker's a genius, the whole point of him being a super genius in the comics was that he was the only person who could possibly be innovative enough to come up with the web shooters to augment his spider powers. Now his super genius is being downlplayed even more. Thanks for that?

But yeah I was hoping that Tobey Macguire would cameo in the Andrew Garfield Spiderman at some point in a parallel dimension movie or something where the two spiderman universe meet. One thing you'll find in the spiderman comics is that it's true, there are several dimensions in the spiderman universe and multiple versions of spiderman and how he got his powers. The movie verse respecting that aspect of the comics wouldn't be off the mark at all.

I think even Marvel is working on that where at some point in the movie universe all 3 versions of spiderman will meet up as their dimensions collide or something. It'd be really cool to see that happen and make all the versions of spiderman have some connection to each other instead of just being really fucking lame attempts at making spiderman.

I do like that the new spidey will be an acrobat. That's a good sign. I've dreamed of seeing spidey actually NOT turn into CGI to jump around and fight and wall crawl. One of the most fun things to me to watch on youtube is the spidey parkour videos. If they got those guys, payed them to parkour all over NY and film that shit and put it in the movie, How Great would that be?

I have to say the ending scenes of BOTH spidey franchises misses the point of spderman completely. He's NOT superman. He doesn't have epic mad awesome cgi flying sequences across the city like superman. He's very gritty realistic superhero who bounces between buildings and shit. Instead he has the EPIC over the top swinging sequence at the end of his films all the time. I dare say just show spidey in reality doing beast mode parkour to get through the city streets and that's it, not some sweeping lord of the rings superman shit, fucccckkk.

Further thoughts on Jonathan playing Han.

Surprisingly my post on JTT playing Han got a good amount of views. I'm hoping one of them may have been some secretary at Disney, I don't know. It's a small fucking world now with the internet. We each have instant access to each other's ass 24/7 now. It's the worst thing ever. I mean I watched full house as a kid, didn't text the olsen twins after the show. None of those people on those shows knew me or cared about me at all. But the internet has blown that whole life out of the water. I mean, I could if I wanted to email Ben Savage and tell him how much Girl meets world sucks dick, I don't know, something... I wish I could have told him how much Boy meets world sucked when I watched it as a kid. I don't think anyone in that cast knows how much that show blew back in the day... But it was ass.

But anyway, it's poetic, I watched Home improvement and kept a tab on JTT's career for a loooong time as I watched him grow up on tv and in movies. He's a friggin Harvard Grad for christ sake, it's going to be tough for Disney to get his interest in returning to the company no doubt... But he should. I don't know. I did some research and he legitimately has lost interest in acting. On top of that he's not truly well known anymore thanks to his decision to leave acting behind for his college pursuits. Only thing he's been up to is making guest spots as a favor to Tim Allen... If Disney calls him and asks if he'll play Han will he feel the need? I hope so... I'm even going to publicly Beg the guy to play Han Solo. He has no idea I think how much he looks like Harrison Ford. If he hits the gym he'll be even more a match, that's for sure...

One thing I'm actually thinking about is WHAT IF by some strike of Luck I get an email from Disney detailing audition locations for Lando and somehow I get the part and that day comes when I'm hanging out in my Hotel contemplating meeting JTT and the directors of the movie and we start the process of making the movie. What's going to go through my dumbass skull about the whole thing...

It's the big leagues major big budget studio filming. No doubt about it... It's like, Lucas didn't bank on casting dudes off the street for star wars prequels. He cast actors and JJ's done the same. Everyone of the new cast is an actor with experience. I'm an internet ding dong fucker who just happens to be Billy Dee Williams' twin that's about it...

I have 0.00 acting experience. I'm like I guess Edward Furlong before he got the role in T2. Cameron took a risk and hired him because he aced the audition but T2 was furlong's first acting gig EVER.

If Disney seeks me out for this role WHICH THEY GODDAMN SHOULD it will be my first ever acting job and I'd have to be trained from the ground up to act on camera.

I don't know what to think about it. All I do know is that I'm who I am. A star wars retard. And on top of that I look freakin exactly like Billy Dee Williams. Casting me is a Win all around for Disney if they want to have someone who is a fan for life particapting in the movie. It's like, that's the whole reason they hired JJ for TFA. He's obviously a Star Wars retard. I'm still thinking I'll do the movie for free too. Not a cent in my pocket, just walk on set say my lines have a blast and call it a day. I played Lando. My destiny fullfilled...

As for Money, I will be getting some f'n money now that I got a new job. So that's one good thing. I'll be doing ramp at JFK now. Gonna have to get a motorcycle. Can't take the subway for the rest of my life.

I never pegged myself as a racist since I'm black and have been black all my life, but you definitely start to seriously hate black people A LOT more than typical once you take the subway on a routine basis... I can live without sitting there having the 1000th homeless black guy jumping around acting retarded in front of everyone...

Gonna get another job

Hopefully gonna be working for 10.50 so it's a 40 cent increase in pay and they say they have overtime over at this company all the time so it might be a smart move. It's just that JFK is no joke. LGA is a baby airport, it's so safe and small and no frills barely anything big going on there. JFK is a war zone.  Like being in the middle of iraq for real with bombs going off around you. I don't know how I made it through my long years over in that hell hole but I did.

I don't really want it honestly. It's up to the company if they hire me, I go buy a motorcycle and drive to JFK every day for work etc. But if they don't I'll go sign up for unemployment and get money for doing shit all day while I apply for jobs and look for work. I really want to get my CDL license and start driving trucks and possibly become a truck driver I really do. That would kick so much ass. I'd love to drive across the country and just relax in my big ass truck looking down on the little ants beneath my feet I tell ya...

Actually that's my goal from here on out. Fuck it, I"m just going to work the job until I have enough money to afford CDL classes and get my license and then become a truck driver. Fuck working Ramp Ops... FUck that shit...

Jonathan Taylor Thomas to play Han Solo?

I hope Disney or whoever is reading my blog, very unlikely yes, but boy did I have an epiphany today or what.

I was just thinking about who the hell should play Han and yeah I mean it's not impossible to find a white guy who matches harrison ford's look, it's much tougher to find a guy who looks like Lando because he's mixed. Fords your typical big butch tough white guy, you can find him a lot of places. Hamill's look is truly hard to find in the end, not ford.

But then it hit me. That home improvement kid looks a fucking shit load like Harrison Ford in his youth. Holy shit, it'd be brilliant if they cast Thomas for Solo and me for Lando. I'd be intimidated by working with a real actor but then again I grew up watching this guy, what's to be afraid of I know EXACTLY who he was as a kid and I thought he was a badass kid, what's to be afraid of.

I'm down with that. I know they're looking to cast Han in his late teens early 20s and Thomas is now 33 but you couldn't tell. He has a youthful face and he's not that big, it'd totally work and he's a well known actor who just happens to look spot on like Harrison Ford and if indeed he works out as Han Solo, he could take the mantle of Indiana Jones one day too... Much more preferably than Shia as was intended with Crystal Skull. They were going to spinoff the movie into the adventures of Mutt, what a joke...

I dare say in a perfect world it'd be Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Han Solo and Richard Mark Simms as Lando Calrissian in the Han Solo Anthology film.

Disney you reading this? You ready to knock this bitch out of the park and get it done right? Us two 90s kids are ready to do this you hear....

Man the news is horrible these days and future of porn

I mean I was around when 9/11 happened. I've lived a horrible childhood at various schools where the kids were animals, I'm well aware of how much of a jungle this world is and even worse now I go to work and it's always a constant stressful situation with constant antagonism from the other employees for reasons I can't figure out. We got a simple straight as an arrow job to do, it's not the end of the world, it's not life or death, it's not super elite level stuff, it's kindergarten all day, and you want to start a soap opera about it... Makes no sense.

But damn is there a lot of shootings and crazy ass shit going on out there. I mean, fuck what a dismal world this is, isn't it.

I can't understand why everybody's killing every body nowadays. We got new star wars to see, we got new cool movies coming out, wtf you shooting each other for? Shit's about to get good up in this bitch... weird....

I just discovered facebook too. I knew it was popular and the guy who created it became a billionare but now I understand why, it's truly a huge nexus of EVERYBODY to talk to each other and get to know each other... it's the ultimate forum if I've ever seen one. There's no hiding who you are, you just be yourself and get to know good dudes all over the world. Not bad...

I love Jaleel White's page. It's like I'm back as a kid watching Family Matters every Friday. He should go to Disney and request they make a sequel series starring his daughter once she gets old enough. I swear it'd kick Girl meets world's ass. Really Jaleel take it into consideration...

I love Jaleel White. I love him. I wish we could fucking meet in person. I mean I literally modeled myself after Urkel as a kid. All my nerdiness is his fault really. But I suppose it's a good thing. I mean it's a tough world to be a black person in but because of urkel people became much more open minded about black people and that ripples down to this day.

I look back on the 90s and fuck what the fuck were we smoking during that time that life was so hopeful and fun and amazing? I feel sorry for today's kids, they just DON'T know what they missed. They just don't....

Also in relation to my point about being black. It's like this to me, blacks at large have 3 options. Get good at sports, join the military, or become a porn star. Otherwise, forget it... And I'm not even joking. I honestly think now that I see this world and how black people are like really the last goddamn link on the food chain out there, hell yeah that's all there is for them.

It's not a bad move really. Porn has become so boring as fuck. Only porn that's any fun is interracial porn to me. Seeing two masses of pink flesh smacking away at each other just not as fun in the end.

A big dirty black fucker ripping a white girl in half, goddamn masterpiece....

Hey it's a business and people demand it, make the money and run I say.

But I'm hoping porn does indeed become more sophisticated in the future. Right now they just are all basically the same. Some chick walks in the room bends over and five dicks go flying at her ass. Then it's over.

I mean it's got to get more interesting than that in the end. I mean have a story or some shit. Doesn't have to be casablanca but at least be captivating so that when
we do get to the porn it's like, a well earned reward.

I remember how hard it was to wait through hours of movies for a nude scene to come along but when it did, it was so much more satisfying. You see this chick hanging out in the movie for hours fully clothed then boom some how her shirt gets ripped off and you get a nice full glimpse of those titties that have been hidden for so long, nothing better than that.