Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Jonathan Taylor Thomas to play Han Solo?


I hope Disney or whoever is reading my blog, very unlikely yes, but boy did I have an epiphany today or what.

I was just thinking about who the hell should play Han and yeah I mean it's not impossible to find a white guy who matches harrison ford's look, it's much tougher to find a guy who looks like Lando because he's mixed. Fords your typical big butch tough white guy, you can find him a lot of places. Hamill's look is truly hard to find in the end, not ford.

But then it hit me. That home improvement kid looks a fucking shit load like Harrison Ford in his youth. Holy shit, it'd be brilliant if they cast Thomas for Solo and me for Lando. I'd be intimidated by working with a real actor but then again I grew up watching this guy, what's to be afraid of I know EXACTLY who he was as a kid and I thought he was a badass kid, what's to be afraid of.

I'm down with that. I know they're looking to cast Han in his late teens early 20s and Thomas is now 33 but you couldn't tell. He has a youthful face and he's not that big, it'd totally work and he's a well known actor who just happens to look spot on like Harrison Ford and if indeed he works out as Han Solo, he could take the mantle of Indiana Jones one day too... Much more preferably than Shia as was intended with Crystal Skull. They were going to spinoff the movie into the adventures of Mutt, what a joke...

I dare say in a perfect world it'd be Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Han Solo and Richard Mark Simms as Lando Calrissian in the Han Solo Anthology film.

Disney you reading this? You ready to knock this bitch out of the park and get it done right? Us two 90s kids are ready to do this you hear....


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