My favorite facebook accounts and thoughts on the new internet age

I'm 29, honestly don't want to be 29 nothing good about it. But I'm making the most out of it. I'm going to try to lose my fat ass, cuz I got big due to not knowing shit about weight loss, now after years of studying it, I know how to drop pounds.

Well I'm very happy to report facebook is the coolest thing ever in the world. Why this didn't exist in the 90s when I was a little boy, I'll never know. Today's kids must be having a hell of a fun experience with this. Being able to instantly chat with their buddies and then join up in any online game through their facebook account, that's amazing. I mean, damn my life as a kid is like the stone age compared to that.

I mean, it's nuts. I watched these people on TV and now on the daily they're posting about what they're doing and eating and all that stuff, it's a trip but I guess, that's inevitable. Nobody really died after their shows were over. These celebs get up and hang out in their mansions and do whatever just like the rest of us.

I'm loving Jerry Seinfeld's facebook. It's LITERALLY just exactly like the seinfeld show. It's a facebook page about nothing. What's Jerry eating today, there's the page.

Jaleel's page I mentioned before. He always posts jokes and funny vids. That's nice. I mean I don't understand the stuff a lot of these celebs post, like mad underground grungy disgusting vids or something as if I want to see that shit, keep that to yourself.

Chris Pirillo is the best facebooker though. He will actively help you with tech questions. He's always on besides when he sleeps and of course he's showing off his new daughter all the time. Got to hand it to the man, his journey is one that is truly amazing how he's changed and become the man he is today and if there ever was a re-vival of tech tv, I'd stand behind him being the front runner of the new network. Lord knows if that's going to happen. But the thing that's striking is that honestly he IS tech tv. Nothing about him has changed. He's still that same goofy guy from Screen Savers and Call for Help and he's so ridiculously professional, I can't stand it, be human for once. The only time he broke down and showed emotion was the day his daughter was born. You got to see that video. I did NOT think while watching screen savers, I'd be watching Chris's wife go through labor pains and see her go through child birth. Color me as surprised, ladies and gentlemen... GOD bless both of them. I want them to have the world, I really do.

I'm checking out everybody's page. David Yost is a great face booker. I mean, I hope and pray personally that Saban gives the guy a call to play Billy one last time. He's still a super dedicated Power Ranger to this day and he doesn't have to be really. It's just something he does because he knows a lot of us love Billy and if he didn't show up to the Cons and stayed out of it, it'd really be disappointing as hell. Him and Austin, the fact that they're both still going to Cons and signing power rangers stuff is nuts. I'm an old dude now, all of us 90s kids are, no kids today even remember the old power rangers, so when you think about it, they're doing these cons for us 90s gen so we can get a chance to meet them in person.

JDF will be in NY soon, so when he does, I'll hunt him down and get a pic with him and post it here, that's my current mission. I want pics with all the original power rangers, that's what I want.

I'm going to try to track down Mark Hamill too, not to be all creepy and weird and like I'm going to stalk any of these guys, but the reality is that Hamill will be attending a ton of Cons to promote these new star wars movies and he's the best when it comes to being down to earth and giving fanboys what they want, so if I can get a picture with him and get my light saber autographed, I think I'll die right there on the spot and love every minute of it...

Melissa Joan Heart's always on facebook. Meagan good, and Megan fox are on there too. It's like, I don't know if they care about me in the least to be honest. But I've watched Melissa since Clarisa Explains it all so I feel kinda as if it's like we're old old friends to some degree. I mean that's the reality of these long term relationships with celebs. Jaleel was such a huuuuuuuge blatant ridiculous part of my childhood. I feel like I can talk to him like an old friend, I was THERE when he was doing all that urkel shit, saw all of it with my own eyes upon FIRST airing. So yeah, we went through that journey side by side...

Who else. I'm looking up the whole seinfeld cast. They're still around of course. I mean it's all there, everybody from the old days is still knocking around.

Tony Hawk is currently pimping THPS5 on there. I'll get that shit and give it a spin, whatever. If it's good I'll let you know...

I don't know, but this thing is amazing. If you've never fucked around with facebook you're missing out.

Twitter's another ball of wax. Can't believe I found Rick Moranis' Twitter and he's hanging out on it all the time. WHY THE BLUE HELL is he not making movies anymore? His tweets are amazing to read!!!!

I'll never know. But this new age of instant access to everybody's dick is just amazing. Just blows me away to no end...