Friday, September 4, 2015

Further thoughts on Jonathan playing Han.

Surprisingly my post on JTT playing Han got a good amount of views. I'm hoping one of them may have been some secretary at Disney, I don't know. It's a small fucking world now with the internet. We each have instant access to each other's ass 24/7 now. It's the worst thing ever. I mean I watched full house as a kid, didn't text the olsen twins after the show. None of those people on those shows knew me or cared about me at all. But the internet has blown that whole life out of the water. I mean, I could if I wanted to email Ben Savage and tell him how much Girl meets world sucks dick, I don't know, something... I wish I could have told him how much Boy meets world sucked when I watched it as a kid. I don't think anyone in that cast knows how much that show blew back in the day... But it was ass.

But anyway, it's poetic, I watched Home improvement and kept a tab on JTT's career for a loooong time as I watched him grow up on tv and in movies. He's a friggin Harvard Grad for christ sake, it's going to be tough for Disney to get his interest in returning to the company no doubt... But he should. I don't know. I did some research and he legitimately has lost interest in acting. On top of that he's not truly well known anymore thanks to his decision to leave acting behind for his college pursuits. Only thing he's been up to is making guest spots as a favor to Tim Allen... If Disney calls him and asks if he'll play Han will he feel the need? I hope so... I'm even going to publicly Beg the guy to play Han Solo. He has no idea I think how much he looks like Harrison Ford. If he hits the gym he'll be even more a match, that's for sure...

One thing I'm actually thinking about is WHAT IF by some strike of Luck I get an email from Disney detailing audition locations for Lando and somehow I get the part and that day comes when I'm hanging out in my Hotel contemplating meeting JTT and the directors of the movie and we start the process of making the movie. What's going to go through my dumbass skull about the whole thing...

It's the big leagues major big budget studio filming. No doubt about it... It's like, Lucas didn't bank on casting dudes off the street for star wars prequels. He cast actors and JJ's done the same. Everyone of the new cast is an actor with experience. I'm an internet ding dong fucker who just happens to be Billy Dee Williams' twin that's about it...

I have 0.00 acting experience. I'm like I guess Edward Furlong before he got the role in T2. Cameron took a risk and hired him because he aced the audition but T2 was furlong's first acting gig EVER.

If Disney seeks me out for this role WHICH THEY GODDAMN SHOULD it will be my first ever acting job and I'd have to be trained from the ground up to act on camera.

I don't know what to think about it. All I do know is that I'm who I am. A star wars retard. And on top of that I look freakin exactly like Billy Dee Williams. Casting me is a Win all around for Disney if they want to have someone who is a fan for life particapting in the movie. It's like, that's the whole reason they hired JJ for TFA. He's obviously a Star Wars retard. I'm still thinking I'll do the movie for free too. Not a cent in my pocket, just walk on set say my lines have a blast and call it a day. I played Lando. My destiny fullfilled...

As for Money, I will be getting some f'n money now that I got a new job. So that's one good thing. I'll be doing ramp at JFK now. Gonna have to get a motorcycle. Can't take the subway for the rest of my life.

I never pegged myself as a racist since I'm black and have been black all my life, but you definitely start to seriously hate black people A LOT more than typical once you take the subway on a routine basis... I can live without sitting there having the 1000th homeless black guy jumping around acting retarded in front of everyone...























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