Thursday, September 17, 2015

anyone else miss mad tv?

If there's anything that's off about my life today vs the years as I grew up here in the bronx it's the lack of Mad TV. Yeah I know about the cartoon network show, but no way is that the same. I certainly miss it. It's like, I"m feeling nostalgic to no end because of Game Shakers and its return of Nick to some kind of actual "nickelodeonish quality"

I grew up basking in Nick's awesomeness in the old days. I never thought it'd become this spondgebob network that it is today. NEVER thought. They were so clever, had a million good shows on, left and right, couldn't miss an ep of angry beavers, hey arnold, rocko, ren and stimpy, whatever the hell else was good shit.

Now I'm annoyed, I really am and I don't mean to take shots at little cute kids, but they have no idea whatsoever what Nick used to be or what kind of shit Kel and Kenan and the All that cast were up to back in the 90s. It's to me annoying to see the little kids acting like they own nick now or something when they've never tasted slime like the older nick veterans. When those girls go through some slime time, then they can talk. She's just so clean and pretty, that's the annoying thing. Nick girls were always more manly than the males on Nick, that was the joke. Now Nick embraces girly females? I would have never thought...

Maybe this is what it's like to be an old man hating on youth, I don't know. I always had kids around me as a kid and as a teen, why feel any different about them now? What's the big deal...

I'm a clown, I grew up on Jim Carrey, I'm basically the black version of him. I'm EVERYTHING that happened in the 90s in my fucking soul. I love seeing Kel back on TV cuz that's what I always saw, that motherfucker all day on tv, so yeah it's good to be back, I don't care what year it is...

Just so sad, I mean I always had it like this. Watch SNICK, Watch a little bit of SNL to see if it was good or not, then Rock out to Mad TV and lose my shit laughing at real comedy on display.

Just sayin. When Mad TV ended, I knew why. They ran out of gas. The original cast had all prettymuch left. I don't even remember who stuck around for the last season. I know Will Sasso came back to make a cameo but that was it. Everybody had moved on and said fuck you to Mad.

So with just a bunch of shitty comedians running the ship, it was destined to die really. What's Sasso, the real reason Mad was good doing now? Apparently going to play Curly again in Stooges 2. Hopefully not as shitty a film as the first. I'm not going to be nice about it. If you're going to make a stooges movie do it right, goddamit, don't just make a big limp dick shit stain and call it a day. Ace Ventura better than a stooges movie? FOr realll? fuck me in the booty.

I expected the stooges movie to kinda be a biopic, not a long drawn out comedy bit. But I was wrong... And the way they tried to keep the stooges somehow stuck in the old days made no sense. If they grew up  in modern society, they should be well accostomed to it. Little Rascals kept the old stuff as a tongue in cheek gag, but didn't make the kids retarded and ignorant to the modern era at all.

Stooges should have done the same, but whatever. Good, we're getting another and that's  all that matters.

I mean the movie was so backwards, man. I mean the damn thing didn't know what it wanted to be and that's a shame. Is it dumb and dumber 3? Is it a really shitty 90s comedy? What the hell is it?

They got to figure themselves out with the next one. Come on...






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