I'm going to go all out, and I mean it. I have to. I know now how to lose weight and if there's a any time to do it, it's now as I could possibly be cast as Lando for the Han Solo film. I mean FUCK is it frustrating to sit here and even contemplate them making that movie without my involvement. I'm straight up pissed about it, really. If they don't call me, email me, whatever and say, let's do this shit, I'll be just totally knocked out by it. I'm like I don't know what to think about it, I've looked like Lando all my life, it's never been a choice to me, I casually acted like Lando all through my childhood just for fun, and NOW the time has come for them to cast him in a prequel film and I sit here looking in the mirror at Billy Dee Williams. IF they dare cast someone else, I'll have something to say about it...
I will be draining every last ounce of my body fat in a hard core ketosis diet from here forward. Gone, it's gonna be gone. And I'll definitely resemble Billy Dee SPOT ON for Kasdan, Phil, and Chris.
What will kids and people think about a guy they've never heard of Richard Simms playing Lando in the Han Solo film. I honestly don't give a damn.
Say what you want. This is about doing Star Wars the justice it deserves. Every moment of childhood bliss from this film series needs to be honored and cared for with utmost devotion, the deepest commitment, and the most serious mind.
It's tough to grow up and be an adult, it really is. You have people ready to pop your head off just for looking at them wrong. Sex is always a point of contention. It's a worldwind of bullshit living amongst other adults in this hell of a world. But there's one thing, one thing that makes life feel like it's goddamn worth all the trouble, and it's definitely a good movie... Solid good movie.
That's what I want to give to the public. A movie they can fucking have a good ass time at... Nothing does that better than Star Wars, I'll take you to court on that, son. I'll beat you on that point, no matter how hard you try to argue about it.
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