Friday, September 4, 2015

Is it against the lawl of GOD to keep Rebooting Spiderman?

Yes and No. As a film goer it's terribly repetitive and bore some absolutely to keep seeing them reboot the shit out of Spidey and to me I don't get why they're even rebooting. They did it much better with the new series of films and I was thinking things would be all good. I can't figure out what's the point of rebooting to a new actor and all that when apparently this new take won't be spot on perfectly accurate to the source either... Apparently Iron Man will be responsible for Spiderman's web shooters. Which makes no sense when you think about it. Parker's a genius, the whole point of him being a super genius in the comics was that he was the only person who could possibly be innovative enough to come up with the web shooters to augment his spider powers. Now his super genius is being downlplayed even more. Thanks for that?

But yeah I was hoping that Tobey Macguire would cameo in the Andrew Garfield Spiderman at some point in a parallel dimension movie or something where the two spiderman universe meet. One thing you'll find in the spiderman comics is that it's true, there are several dimensions in the spiderman universe and multiple versions of spiderman and how he got his powers. The movie verse respecting that aspect of the comics wouldn't be off the mark at all.

I think even Marvel is working on that where at some point in the movie universe all 3 versions of spiderman will meet up as their dimensions collide or something. It'd be really cool to see that happen and make all the versions of spiderman have some connection to each other instead of just being really fucking lame attempts at making spiderman.

I do like that the new spidey will be an acrobat. That's a good sign. I've dreamed of seeing spidey actually NOT turn into CGI to jump around and fight and wall crawl. One of the most fun things to me to watch on youtube is the spidey parkour videos. If they got those guys, payed them to parkour all over NY and film that shit and put it in the movie, How Great would that be?

I have to say the ending scenes of BOTH spidey franchises misses the point of spderman completely. He's NOT superman. He doesn't have epic mad awesome cgi flying sequences across the city like superman. He's very gritty realistic superhero who bounces between buildings and shit. Instead he has the EPIC over the top swinging sequence at the end of his films all the time. I dare say just show spidey in reality doing beast mode parkour to get through the city streets and that's it, not some sweeping lord of the rings superman shit, fucccckkk.


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