TS-gay

I was driving from work and hearing on the radio about how the tsa's been going too far with their searches. I thought to myself, why the heck are you checking a pilot's dick for possible bombs? he's the fucking pilot. if he wants to slam that plane into the middle of a school full of kids, he can. stupid, boneheaded practices. They finally wised up and put pilots and flight attendants on a waiver, but to even begin searching those guys for shit in the first place just shows how inept the people in charge of the tsa actually are...

Further more, as a ramp agent, I don't get searched nor go through metal detectors, I can if I choose blow up any plane i feel like blowing up. So yeah, good job.

I don't know what to tell you passengers, try to avoid the pat down procedures if you can, even if it means having to go through those new scanners that leave nothing to the imagination. It means very little in the long run, but whatever...better than having some guy feeling up your penis.