I mean this one was like for real. I've always had moments here and there where I get sketchy on if I can make it in time etc, but no, this time I was like, OH SHIT, I'm gonna have a bad day. Luckily the cab driver idiot slammed his brakes before we collided and we both moved on with our lives, but jesus christ. Welcome to Manhattan traffic. Who'd want to work down there, live down there, who are those people with some kind of death wish? Literally can't even ride a bike down there. I see little kids at night running around after school, tons of people filling the side walks, all it would take is one psycho to turn all that into a tragedy.
It's just, I mean it barely works, manhattan. I see a lot of honest ways that it could be improved, but as long as there's no mass casualties, the people running manhattan don't care about improving the city.
Mandate small smart cars for people who don't have passengers regularly for starters. It's just a madhouse how many huge cars are parked and driving around down there and probably are not for families, just some douche who wants to be a big shot and show off his big ass car.
Give us a goddamn sign or something before we hit the goddamn turn only lanes that just pop up out of no where, jesus.
It barely works.... A lady told me as I tried to deliver her crap, you need to learn how manhattan works. Say What? There is no learning how manhattan works idiot. It's never going to work. It doesn't work. It's a big hacky mess of whatever the hell and is held together by scotch tape. It's not about learning how it works to survive it. You just got to be lucky, that's all.
Delivered to some good looking chick today so it was worth it. I kinda like that part about doing this. Baddass looking girls walking around down in the city and just riding bikes with their booty out. Nice nice nice... Thanks for the view.
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