Nostalgia Critic is Gay

I was so on his side for most of his reviews but his dungeons and dragons review has put me over the edge.

There's one tactic I've discovered that universally can destroy a person, labeling them gay in the public eye. And that's what I'm going to do. Guy with glasses is the Guy who loves men's asses.

I HATE HIM NOW.

Fucker, Dungeons and Dragons was my joint back in the day motherfucker. I watched that shit all night on video tape. That's right, I rewinded it, then watched it again. Patience motherfucker, patience.

I don't care what you want to think. It's a good flick, and to have the balls to kill a main character was just so awesome, I wish it got a sequel because it was so different and unique. What do we have now, a bunch of pussy footing kiddie crap harry potters and an eragon or two, but nothing like dungeons, not anymore. Tougher times when that movie was made, no dvds, not much internet to speak of, the movie had to do more than provide tits ass and cgi to captivate us, it had to have a heart, something beyond technical aspects to keep us interested and it did. I liked the characters and such, and it's a boy's movie. Not that I remember too much, but I remember liking it because it didn't have the main male as a bafoon, he was a cool dude. Like Link in legend of zelda...

Fuck you nostalgia critic. I wish you would read this so you know how much I want you dead right now.... goddam cracka with a big head.