Sex

Most interesting... Quite weary today, ya know, doing this job long enough it's kinda draining. I mean, it's rough but I have it better than the guys on the ramp stuffing planes, honestly. It's just that my back is killing me now, suppose its age. I don't understand how they expect someone to do this stuff long term, it's not healthy...

So I'm briefly going to discuss the current case of Geohot and the ps3 that's going on. I think he's technically free to fuck around with his console as much as he wants, but in reality, the place where recently a bunch of innocent protesters without weapons were gunned down in bahrain, uh... you better watch your ass, son. He claims he expected the trial to be dismissed, but now it's gotten serious. No shit. He really is a kid. 21, probably hasn't touched a girl, ever, thinks the world's easy. I've been amongst THE people with their fingers on the trigger to the atomic bomb, and i'm lucky I'm still breathing. If sony wants to, they'll get rid of him, one way or another without question. But it's too late for that, the console is completely hacked, so they're looking to financially bury him instead. He's a genius though... he knows what he's doing. LET ME REITERATE, sony can pay a dude to snipe you out while you're going to star bucks and he'll do it. Good luck, jr.

On to my main point with this blog post. My military days still haunt me. And it's weird. I thought high school was the worst time in my life that would forever scar me, nothing compares to that and honestly neither does bmt, but the thing that occupies my mind now is this sort of prediction shit that one of the MTI's made that I'd end up somehow skeeting some sauce into a female and end up having to deal with some stupid cute little kid.

I laugh at the notion for several reasons. 1. I've never even thought about that shit, having a girlfriend yes, children, no. 2. I can't get one anyway. 3. I REALLY can't get one now that I'm an old man. Gotta have money...

4. I guess that's it...

So I'm thinking, are they just that out of touch with reality? They asked me if I wanted to get married, which is something they fully support in there, but I could only half laugh/half look confused by the proposal. I've NEVER had a girlfriend. How the flying fuk am I supposed to just woopity doopity get married out of no where, hell maybe a bunch of people do just that once they join the mil, what do I know, but that's just so strange a concept to me, to marry a random person you don't even know... above all the other questionable shit I witnessed, that was the most weird one.

I'm puzzled too by the sudden show of sympathy, nay, too nice, but it was a moment of seeming concern for my life or whatever it was, as a veiled insult, but it's the kindest they were for my last days in bmt as they hinted that by some stroke of luck I'd find a girlfriend at some point and she'd swallow my dick and spit out babies for me. Good Lord, you really think so pal? i haven't just been dreaming all these years of such a thing, ya say it's gonna happen some day? YAY! But that's like saying, someday you'll be ya know... dead. Or well, at some point you know, you'll probably, most likely, eat something... hey I have a hunch that in the next few seconds, you'll breathe some oxygen. For christ... they can't be that stupid... I refuse to believe that.