Saturday, December 3, 2011

Why I'm never going back to college

Because it's GAY. But besides that... just read an article on cnn about the exorbitant cost of colleges and whether all that money is worth it.

First of all, I never wanted to go. Society drills it into our heads as kids that college is the ticket to food and shelter, period. Honestly I still don't know if that's true. It seems to have worked for my cousin and sister although they're in massive debt so i'm not sure how that helped them. Further more some asshole staff sargent in the airforce lied to me claiming i'd get officer side if i busted ass and scored higher on the asvab. I did and he didn't give me shit as a result. That's what i suspect college is all about, tricking young gullible "kids" into doing some studying so that they're better for the corporation.

Ya know, I'm studying spanish right now, and I'm becoming proficient at it as time goes on. I COULD be getting college credits for learning it, but WHY? I'm getting what I want without paying a cent... Hell I know I could probably learn anything if I wanted to and dedicated the time to it. So once again, why do I need someone standing in a classroom telling me to go back to my dorm room and follow the lesson in the book and computer?

Sadly it's a majority rules situation. And shut the fuck up if you don't like it. Anyone who expresses their disinterest in college is stomped out by the madmen and women in charge of these million/probably billion dollar industries.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.

We men built college and we men and decide to say FUCK YOU to college if we so desire. You won't learn how to be a man by going to college either. You'll get a shitload of sperm all over your dorm, bullied and harrassed by a bunch of power mad assholes who think they're above everyoen because they're in some lowest common denominator last resort diploma mil just a hair above devry, and of course more debt than you'll ever have in your life.

So no, I'll just stick with tsa and delta, travel the world, live free, get paid, something I wouldn't be doing if I worked at corporate or whatever a degree gets you. It's funny, ever since I landed my job at delta for having struggled at jfk for 3 years, all these college graduates have been beging me for free flight privilege, what does that tell you...

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