So I'm watching porn as usual. Good stuff... I found my new wife now... Rosa Acosta http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9cspj_rosa-acosta-sexy-stretching_sexy . She made me super soak my own arm with baby juice it was that forceful... I love the internet. Ever since I was in 10th grade it's been a abundant source of nude women. It started with slave leia back when I was a star wars nut, then I got wif of someone named christina model. she just danced around and shook her oversized breasts. I didn't understand why back then but for whatever reason I loved seeing young women naked. Now I know why. I'm horny as hell and want to make babies. So are they. But society wants me to wait until marriage and shit. So I'm just waiting now... I don't think I can even begin to fathom the potential within me to create an entirely new human being. Most young people don't I'm sure. When you get older, you're supposed to mature, teach young folks about life, pass on the lessons you learned so they don't make the same mistake. It's the jedi way.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. Having a kid is like not only making a huge gamble because Lord knows how the kid will turn out health wise, but children are INSANE. Thats why we have the chain of command, to keep each other in line. No kids understand this. They think they can just do whatever they want which is a big problem since responsibility, life or death, will one day be on their shoulders as they too become parents.
It would appear to me that despite my desire never to procreate, some mysterious forces will transpire to force me to do it, which I must admit would be awesome... I've discovered that girls want babies, BADLY. It's instinct. I don't understand why they want to go through painful childbirth though... shit, just thinking about it makes me sick. I've watched it online, it's horrifying. Really it's hard enough getting rid of a huge dump, but a person... for real... I feel sorry for girls.
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