Being an "adult" is all about being EMO.

Get ready for this, I tell ya, ya won't believe it. It's just a huge flip of the switch. I sit here with the freedom to type whatever I want on my blog and shit, but if I were at anywhere else, I'd be constantly dodging shit from some dickwad who has a huge stick up his ass and loves to debate every tiny aspect of everything till we're all dead and buried.

It's the "REAL" world or in my opinion the EMO world. Where grown men and women CRY all night because they don't get their way in life.

It's the biggest shock I ever seen. I go to school as a child, FUCKING SCHOOL and get constantly harassed, teased, physically beaten, and generally just shitted on constantly.

I go to just well, anywhere as a "grown man" and get well... grown ass people crying about me not playing FAIR and hearing their political views out.

OH well forgive me if I don't believe in the concept of life being a fair nice clean playing field.

I mean it's one thing that struck me about my little encounter with the military, is that what goes through their heads? That people SHOULD follow the law, SHOULD play by the rules and will happily go along with the way society is expected to run?

Or is the reality I've seen all my life of kids running around doing whatever comes out their ass today the real truth...

I mean it's always the excuse I hear. "Well you're a grown man now, you HAVE TO honor free speech, you HAVE TO take shit from people. You're a grown up now!"

Wait a minute.... I HAVE TO let someone step all over me? That's how being an adult works? I thought that was the point of America, you don't have to take shit from anybody. You're FREE here... Oh, of course, that's a joke this country likes to run around spouting to everybody else, of course...

It's definitely a complicated thing, to get older, to have people running around you and trying to dictate to you who you are and where your life is going to go as if that's their fucking business.

Me, I've always tried to just stay out of things, not get involved, not give a damn about everybody else. Now it's an offense to be disinterested in the way of the world. It's like if I turn my back to some guy and just go about my business and ignore him, he runs after me like a 5 year old looking for attention and tries to start shit with me. I just want to kill him and remove him from my day, honestly. I could.

That's another point you'll come across when you get older. You'll have guys trying to intimidate and belittle you even though they're not that big and you could stand a chance of ripping their head off. That's a real trip for me personally the constant attempts to make me feel inadequate and incapable of defending myself from some douche bag who's not even that big. What makes this guy think I won't kick his ass if we go down that road? He's just an idiot that's all there is to it...

All I'm saying is that if you're still a kid and you think other kids are idiots and emo and whine too much, nothing changes when you get older. And of course it gets worse. All grown men and women do all day is whine and bitch and moan about not having things be perfect in their life. It's outrageous and retarded beyond measure. Too many of these guys grew up spoiled and had all the toys they wanted as kids and now think the world has to bend over for them. I'm never going to get caught buying into that bullshit. I grew up in hell, I know you can't get that new shit you want at toys r us today... that's the life I've lived for so long, to suddenly have a grown man in his 30s fucking running around ME and crying to me about not listening to every fart he makes is a HUGE wtf. And you know WHAT I don't give a damn about you or what you want... Deal with it...

Not going to see this new ghostbusters movie..

I've made my final decision on this. And I think we all should boycott it. Chad at GB.net, all of us ghostheads from the old days, just not see it. Just not watch them wipe ghostbusters all over their own asses like this...

was just thinking about and yeah, it's as if they rebooted the ninja turtles as all girls team. It would just make no sense.

I look at the team photo they put out and indeed it looks like a fan convention not a real ghostbusters photo in the least.

I mean let's do this same thing to a lot of old male-centric stories for fuck's sake and see how that works. I mean why not? Sure these iconic stories are bout males but fuck that shit right? Let's reboot spiderman as a female, batman, superman, hulk. Let's randomly change the genders of everything that original was male. Mario sisters, Blues sisters, lets do it, lets change them all and see how that works.

NO. It's originally males, and that's OK. It's about what boys do, fight, go to battle, kick ass. Why's that a big deal?

So I'm done with this reboot, I was going to give it a chance then it dawned on me. What if they did this to the ninja turtles? Would I even want to see that? Luckily they decided to reboot the turtles and actually keep them male because it's ICONIC same as ghostbusters. They're ICONIC all male team. You can't change that for the hell of it and say whatever...

ryan reynolds xplaination

Just thinking about how they might explain deadpool in origins in tge official deadpool movie. Im thinkibg clones. Just say he was cloned and that deadpool was a fake one. Werks fo meh...

more suggestions for wolverine.

Roid up. Hugh's like pushing 50 now isn't he. I know he's into roids already no way he has that much muscle from regular work outs no way. So since he's already done it, do it some more, whatever...

I got this quirky idea today, don't know if you want to do it, hugh, but it'd be cool to see wolverine actually meet hugh jackman in person... That'd be a funny scene.

I always liked how in the comcis and cartoons wolverine tore the whole place up with his claws. We've seen him do damage with them and cut shit, but never to the level of the comics and cartoons, I mean the man was ripping everything around him to shreds in those things. Why in the movies is he hardly able to cut anything. Why was he using an axe in fucking Origins. I mean yeah my bad, bone claws, ok makes sense...

Oh and explain how the fuck he gets his bone claws fixed back to adamantium after The Wolverine. If there's one giant wtf in that movie it's that they end it with wolverin sporting bone claws, which is just retarded and of course we all know he gets them back for days of future past. HOW?

And how's the hell was Xavier back in his own body again after X3? WTF?

suggestions for wolverine

I don't do that twitter shit, blog makes more sense to me. Don't need to know about someone taking a piss or some shit like that...

Way too much information.

Since Hugh Asked, I'll deliver.

The COSTUME!!! Why the hell has he not worn anything like the comic costume in all these fuckin movies. It's ICONIC. Nobody thinks about wolverine and says, Oh yeah that white guy with the beard and hair... They think, that masked batman looking dude.

PLEASE I BEG YOU, before we all die. Lets do wolverine in full costume on screen!!!

No leadership! X-men 3 was all wrong. Wolverine ordering people around and being a responible leader, wtf! I mean I just kinda rolled with it as much as I could, but it was a tough pill to swallow with my ass.

What else, the berzerk rage! I mean hugh's done probably the best job of capturing Wolverine's complex personality and deep anger and pain. I mean he's a man who in order to defend himself in battle has to slice open his own hands every single time, if that doesn't make you a pissed off guy, nothing will... So he's captured wolverine's fucking attitude and just all that, but there's even more to come, go even further and truly capture the depth of wolverine's serious amount of RAGE inside of him if possible, hold nothing back. I mean acting is one thing, but TRUE ANGER is another, and it's not there. I can tell, hugh just acting mad, he's not REALLY mad. He's got to do something before the cameras roll to piss himself off. I don't care what it is, drop a brick on your foot. GO there! I want to see wolverine PISSED!!!

What else, honestly it's hard to think of what they could do in this one. I'll have to revist this, but yeah Hugh PLEASE listen to the fans at least the ones who know what they're talking about like me. I LOVE x-men. I want you to truly do this movie perfect and finally send wolverine off in a way he deserves so let's all get together on this as x-men fans and unite and really help hugh make his last wolverine performance the best one...

Rush hour 4 possible...

Gotta talk about this. Chris Tucker says he's down for Rush Hour 4 if they want to do it. Looking at Jackie Chan in Skiptrace, he's actually still in great shape and looks younger than he did in Rush Hour 3 since he lost tons of weight.

If they do this, it's got to be soon and with a much better script than 3. I mean I'm a retarded rush hour fanatic, how the hell did they barf 3 our at us like that, and it was just so lame, not even as good as 2.

Come on fellas...

I mean why is the question. I LOVE the rush hour movies. Not just because I was a teen and was the perfect audience for them, but because they're fun and have their own quirky style that's a mix of jackie chan's movies and typical american action movies. That's what's unique about them, they blend with Chan's style of film making and create something no one has seen before. We've all seen die hard, beveryly hills cop, arnold's movies, but we've never seen those movies blend with asian culture and martial arts in a film until Rush Hour.

There's so much room to breathe here in rush hour 4 if they want to do it justice...

I dare say make this one go all over the world this time. Not just America, or China, or France, the whole world. Make it a globe trotting adventure this time...

And it's got to be a big one. Jackie's in his 60s. Tuckers in his 40s so he can still hang with the action scenes. In fact make that the joke, Chan's getting old and lets Carter do all the work.

I mean it's got to be something like mummy 3 to some extent. Man is tht movie weird. I don't get it. I try to understand it but it's hard, but I liked that it was so big in scope, much more so than the first 2 that movie was all over the place and much bigger, gotta actually try to make sense of it. Apparently it's not a true sequel to Mummy 2. It's a weird off shoot of the mummy franchise, a semi-reboot still starring Fraser, for some reason, I didn't understand it, but it's imo the best mummy movie out of all of them...

My problem with the hoverboard fx in bttf 2

I love Back to the future, almost as much as star wars. One thing you'll notice if you've ever been watching my internet habits is my old visits to bttf.com. Wonderful website, doesn't get the credit it deserves for being a very detailed, just amazingly well designed site to feed your insatiable bttf appetite. I visited there many a time back in high school days, dork alert, but yeah, got so much info. And there was even a debate as to what the meaning was behind the double 9's left by the delorean in bttf 2. Can't remember what people said it meant, but apparently it was a kinda secret message or something, who knows.

Anyway I'm going to create my own hover board scene like I see many on youtube have done using green screen. I'm not going down that road although I could. I just don't like how unnatural it looks. Others have used like total CGI hoverboards, not my cup of tea either and I don't know shit about making a hoverboard in like 3dmax or maya, not yet. I will buckle down and learn 3d sculpting at some fucking point, but not yet...

I just have to impart my thoughts on the hoverboards that we do know intimately already having watched bttf 2 many times. If they made that scene today it'd be so much more realistic, hell you'd never know any fx were done at all, it'd just look like a real thing. We have the tech today to get it right, but back then they basically dangled the actors from wires and called it a day.

I mean not once is the hoverboarding convincing in bttf 2, not once and that's really strange considering how amazing all the other fx looked. The problem was that there was no tech back then to make a hoverboard look real, just wasn't and of course such a device doesn't exist. Today they'd shoot the scene with the actors on skateboards with like big wheels and then cgi out the wheels in post prettymuch. It'd look so much more real than the original.

I'm going to do things kinda old school, just like lucas and star wars and the land speeder. He had the land speeder simply drive on wheels then tried to remove the wheels later in the editing room.

My hover board will actually have weight to it and react to the environment. I mean the shitty thing about the hoverboard scene in bttf 2 is that the hoverboards didn't react to the ground. It was just wire work, shitty wire work. so it didn't look real. Blue screen doesn't work either... I mean shit, look at it on peoples hoverboard videos. It's so fake as balls.

Hoverboards have to react and bounce as if they're fighting gravity all the time, not just smoothly glide along the ground like in so many vids. Come on guys...

If I were to play a young lando...

Not trying to say it's gonna happen, but I dream of it often and definitely if some how Disney was actually using its brain and cast Me for the part, yeah I'd make a hefty chunk of change out of it.

Wouldn't mind not having to worry about money anymore... I got nothing man.. I'm dirt ass poor, and I'm like constantly under the barrel of a gun from my bosses at work, it's retarded but I'm not surprised. Of course this world's a messy business and nobody's out to help nobody...

But yeah, I mean there's no great leaping interest in white people to give a shit about blacks in this world. But I definitely wouldn't mind going down in life having played a young Lando at all. I mean it'd be like some kind of fate thing I guess. Surprise surprise, this dude who looks exactly like Lando all his life and loves star wars, ends up playing him on the big screen... Fitting end to my life journey I'd say...

I'll have to be more aggressive. I'm serious if you are out there and reading this and are at all associated with Disney or Lucasfilm, I'm actually full dead stone serious. I want to play Lando Calrissian in the Han Solo film.

What can I do though... I f'n got rejected from baggage handler at southwest airlines, what makes my dumbass think I have a chance at getting a major film role in a star wars movie, besides me being Billy Dee's identical twin all my life. It's just waaaaay too much of a leap for me to go from who I am to movie star, waaaay too much...

Maybe Ben can help me... What the fuck am I saying.... Ben Savage? He doesn't even know I exist. But he owes me for having sat through his goddamn show as a kid, he owes me. I wonder if I can get in contact with him... No, anything you send to him will go to his secretary first and then it'll never reach him. But it'd be a trip to actually talk to the guy for once and tell him how much boy meets world means to me. I mean who cares but being a kid in the 90s and rockin out to boy meets world every friday was the best years of my life, I got to say. Fuck, my life is far from over, yes, but the memories, the memories and now they're trying to rebuild that same kind of relaxed laid back 90s vibe for the new ipod gen of kids...

I don't know, I'm used to watching boy meets world and the only girl on it was topanga, now it's like tough to adjust to the female swap they got going on. I mean say what you want, but corey's life was infinitely more interesting than a girl's life. So I can imagine the writers are having a  tough time figuring out how to create problems and obstacles for the girl on the show. Granted the sabrina show ran a long time and it was of course about a female and her troubles. Once again though, I could never find it within me to give a damn about Sabrina's problems on that show, cuz she didn't have any. She's a good looking white girl with magic powers. Where's the issue there? They found a way to make her life tough but really when you think about it, her life was WIN.

Well back on track, my hopes and all is to play Lando if Disney wants me too. I'm here, I'm waiting, give me an email, whatever you need, I'll provide it. I mean if you want to know anything about my serious over the top passion for star wars, ask the mods at the force net. I posted there for years, all over the web. I've been doing this stuff since I was 15. It's been 14 years of star wars and internet stuff.

OK, see ya later, Vader...

BENEFITS of Lecithin

Just discovered this thing a while back, then forgot about it, but now I'm back on it... What can I say, I'm 29 and just more or less using my ingenuity to figure out little ways to stay in shape and healthy as I embark on older age.

Ya live and learn as they say. I mean, you got to do certain things when you get older to stay healthy.

Take vitamins. Apparently the body starts to decline and you'll help yourself if you supplement with vitamins etc. Like calcium, as you age your body needs it.

I'm taking in tons of lecithin now. The stuff has been a great help in sorta healing my body from the inside out. And it does indeed work at helping you lose weight. I"ve been trying to lose it but it just, well I'm guessing since when you get older your metabolism isn't as powerful, you keep fat longer and longer. And I'm noticing it's harder to lose it. So yeah lecithin, prettymuch speeds up the fat burning process and I've lost a pound already...

Gonna try the liquid stuff since people say it's got more in it and is more pure than the pill form, but definitely look into it. It's like a mellow pill. It chills you out helps you get better sleep as well....

nope no southwest

Their loss.. if they want to act like lifting tons of bags all day is something great thats not my problem... moving on...

i want mary poppins 2

Yeah thats right nigga. I  want the next chapter in that shit. Make it so hollywood.

Southwest Airlines

Gonna be working for them soon. I hope anyway, just did the interview. Now I'm back home watchin porn, what else is new.

Looks like it'll be a good job. Maybe my final career after all the bullshit years I've had, wouldn't mind finally just being able to fucking stop worrying about job security.

I mean I work at the airport, they won't have to do a heavy amount of background investigation and crap so obviously, I'm the perfect person to hire.

Will I care about the job, will I do my best, Honestly, all I can say is I'll try. I'm not this goddamn perfect person, I will fuck something up no doubt, but shit, that's life...

What do I think about leaving behind my last job, good riddance. I mean nothing against my co workers, but they got to get their heads out of their asses. I hate going there and feeling like I'm back in fucking high school. We grown ass people. Time to just relax get pussy and stop being angsty about everything. In my mind.

Fucking drama queens at that job all day. Oh woe is me, oh woe is me. All I ever hear over there. So I'm done with them...

My intentions? I mean, there's ass and titties all over the place, good looking ass and titties, my hope is to fly and fly and fly some more and get fucking laid and travel a hell of a lot. I've earned it after all the shit I've taken in life, I'm going to abuse the FUCK out that flight privilege you hear my ass?

I NEVER should have left Delta, best job I ever decided to get, but I was a dumbass. I mean I could have gone to Japan and hung out over there, Egypt, whatever, could have done so much seen so much but I said to myself, money money money money, bad idea. Life is short. If you don't travel the world and see it all before you die, it's just not right in my opinion...

congrats to shenmue

Now holding the world record for highest funded game on Kickstarter.

I put in 5 bucks nothing too fancy but wow, never thought it'd be the highest funded game, holy shit. This is why I wish X-play was still around. I mean, yeah tv is obsolete, but to see Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb talk about it would be the shit to me. Probably bring a tear, I watched them for years. I'm fucking 29 now, God Knows how old they are... I'm getting old and they're yunno, whatever. Too bad life has to change and shit. I want to be back in my teen years watching xplay and playing GTA all day, fuck this aging bullshit...

Well anyway, it's just something worth noting to someone like me, a person who played Shenmue on dreamcast when it first came out. I'm the perfect person to talk about what Shenmue means.

You know you're getting old when you go online and you see kids saying what's this shenmue thing and what's so great about it?

Well, it's a pioneer first of all. This was the first open world game ever made. Before GTA, before any of these GTA clones we got now, this was the first one where you could either play the game or do NOTHING.

I remember how fun that was to play shenmue and just hang out in the arcade or whatever I wanted to do. That's the joy of the game, to just become emmersed in the world. On top of that is the story which is one of the best videogame stories I've ever seen.

Having been divorced from the world of shenmue for so long now, I honestly can't remember the story at all, but I do recall it totally captivated me when I first played it and I desperately wanted to know the conclusion and so do many others.

This is all about seeing how shenmue ends more than anything else. We all want to know the final chapters of the story prettymuch. And it is exciting to finally see what shenmue will play like on modern systems. And the game is so detailed and fun and full of insane amounts of little tiny fun things that make it more interesting than GTA. I mean the fighting system was always cool. GTA's fighting always sucked, but in SHenmue, you really had to learn to fight and train yourself to be able to win the fights. And shit, justs so much cool stuff, so yeah this should definitely put GTA to shame when it comes out and kicks its ass...

evil midlife crisis dead...

Wow i mean not a huge evil dead fan brisco county ftw but damn kinda over the top there bruce.. no shame at all just blatent getting old got to play ash one last  time bullshit... looks fun if nothing else. But seriously consider finishing brisco county properly

will we get Blade 4?

So wesley, my hero, has been in talks with marvel bout doing blade 4.

I'm down with that. If they give it back to Guierllmo Del Toro. Gotta say, his Blade 2 run was the best surprise I ever got going to the movies besides Lotr and the Matrix. I didn't know what to expect, just decided to jump in on Blade 2 since I loved Blade 1 and enjoyed it so much, but FUCK ME was Blade 2 a brilliant fucking movie. Which is why Blade 3 looks like such a faggy step-sister next to it. I mean seriously I've seen a lot of lukewarm tepid 3rd films in my time, but they really knocked it out of the park with that fiasco of a movie.

It's time to return Blade to his roots I suppose. I hope Blade 4 ignores Trinity completely and we continue after the story of Blade 2. I don't even remember what the hell happened in Trinity. I think it kinda brought back some of the same stuff from Blade 1 and of course it was basically about them finding Dracula and releasing him into the public but what a boring shitty blade movie. No way. After seeing Blade 2 they give us that hum drum pussy movie... No good, no good at all...

But anyway you can have it any way you want it. With Blade 4, you can skip Blade 3 and look at it as the true blade 3 or you can consider it the next chapter after the silly shit that happened in blade 3, whatever you want.

He seems in the IGN interview as if they're very little hope of a Blade 4 especially after Blade 3 raped us all, so yeah, but he's still in shape, still relatively young. I see no reason not to make a Blade 4 at all...

They just need to find the right story and of course bring back Donal Logue in it. He's the glue that holds these comic movies together I'm noticing.

Not a fan of Leto's Joker or Legers

I'm not even kidding. I LOATHE the Psycho killer version of the Joker. that's NOT the Joker. That's NOT who I believed in all my childhood. To see people sucking the dick of this typical cookie cut out super villain hannibal Lector version of the Joker is just to me extremely dissappointing.

Hamill's Joker is THE JOKER. Literally go watch batman TAS and see the man at work. He's not in it for the thrill of killing. Hell if the Joker feels like it, he'll not harm a fly.

What matters to the Joker? Who knows! And that's the point. You can't predict the guy. He's just a free spirit.

So I'm so tired of the whole one note psycho living in the sewer bullshit we keep getting.

"oh i'm not gonna kill ya, I'm just gonna hurt you really really bad" Oh fuck you suicide Squad trailer.

It's like I"m watching fucking Tommy Lee Jones back as Two Face.

Gotta give it to Jim Carrey the slick bastard he literraly played his version of the Joker under the Riddler's name in Batman Forever.

The point I'm making is like watch that scene where Carrey kills the guy with a coffee pot and then quips "Caffeine will kill ya!" That's the JOKER. Hands down...

Even better example. Not saying I really like Jack's Joker, Hamill far exceeds him ,but here he truly is the Joker in one of the few brief times in the film where he got the character right... and wasn't playing himself.

I mean hear me out for a sec. Look at the scene and note how Joker kills the guys not because he's a psycho but because it was hilarious and leads to his line "pen is truly mightier than the sword." That's the Joker. If it lends it self to a gag, the ends simply justifies the means and he does indeed kill you, but not at random like he's depicted in the movies or even for the sexual thrill of it or something...

Why I love Star Wars...

I love Star Wars. Not just enjoy it, not just feel like it was a fun little movie, but LOVE IT.

It's like, it's my home honestly. Back in 97 I lived in star wars universe through VHS for HOURS. I mean I've watched a lot of movies as a kid in this house, but NEVER did I expect to come across this fucking master piece. and Honestly yeah star wars is a masterpiece. It's how movies should be made, tight editing, brilliant music, excellent casting, hell of a good story. That's why it became a huge massive world wide phenomenon, it was brilliant.

Now they're bringing it back. I'm 29 now. All this stuff is happening so fucking fast. Disney wants to capitlize heavily on their investment in star wars, maybe to their own fault. Rushing star wars out is not a good business model. You don't RUSH star wars. You don't Mcdonalds star wars. It's supposed to be a 5 course fucking meal. It's supposed to be deeper than your typical throw away blockbuster.

It's why Indy 4 was such a huge shit on the franchise.

I sit here and yeah the force awakens looks phenomenal, sure, but um, I sat and watched them murder indiana jones with the same exact smiles and hugs all around attitude.

So not to try to deflate everyone's optimism, but they failed to bring Indy back. Running around thinking Force Awakens is already a huge success like Abrams and Co are doing is a very bad idea...

Will the Force Awakens be good is the real question. Hell I mean they're really hinging this thing on if people flock to see the old cast return. The real question is if people will give a shit about the new cast at all. It's like nobody will go see Creed because of Michael B Jordan. Nobody watched a Wizards game MJ played in because they wanted to see what the other guys were doing.. see what I'm sayin?

It's funny. JJ's pimping the new characters like we give a damn about them. No I don't. I want to see Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Leia. Don't know who Finn is and don't give a damn. Rey, Poe Dameron, all of them can eat a dick. I want the original cast. And everybody else does too. It's like I watch the panel from comic con and nobody gives a shit about the new guys at all. It's all about the fact that Hamill and co are returning which is all anyone truly cares about.

We'll see, man we'll see. I mean, it's got to be a solid fucking movie, really does. I'm not asking for some sort of super genius shit, but nothing insulting is all, and have fun with it. It's star wars, it's so flexible a series. It's just awkward to make sense of what kind of flick this will be. It looks like a really fucking big budget fan film sadly.

I know, I know, it's wrong to put it down like that, it's being made with care and passion for the originals and that should easily solidify it alonside them, but it also has to be so much more than a big giant cock sucking of the original trilogy... it has to live and breathe on its own...

I don't know. I'm scared honestly I don't want JJ and Disney to bite off way too much and then show up short here and have egg all over their face. This movie has to be a damn good revival of star wars right up in front of our fucking faces, that's what it's got to be.

Why do I love star wars is the question. Why does it mean so much to me. Why? It's just silly fantasy movie for kids. Well, artistically it's the most simple yet somehow complex movie I've ever seen. There's no prequel bullshit in ANH. It's so subtle and leaves a lot to the imagination. That I did indeed try to fill in as a kid. What did Luke look like shooting wamp rats. It's said but we never see him do it, and for some reason I sat and day dreamed about Luke out in the desert shooting little wamp rats. I think that's what made star wars awesome, it left so much shit to your imagination....

Will JJ acknowledge this and leave shit out and not explain the tiniest detail of everything? I hope so...

Star wars was great to me because yeah, you could dream about the meaning behind the story forever. Not so with the prequels sadly. It's all just laid out in your face as plain as paper... Star wars to some extent actually took nods from the bible. When you read that stuff it's like yeah you can't possibly explain it it's just something you have to believe in...And that was the point of ANH's story. It was about believing in the force vs technology. And the force wins as luke learns to trust it and let go of tech...

JJ better use the force and let go of tech. we'll see. It's a scary thing for him and he could fail, he very well could. I'd hate it if this movie came out and was just about as good as your every day EU bullshit. Sadly that's the problem. There's no fucking thing else to do in  the star wars universe. I don't get this movie... Not that I don't want them to bring it on and attempt to bring star wars back but yeah, star wars ended, wtf is going on in this one? It's essentially Back to the Future Part 4 being made right the fuck now...

Further thoughts on playing Lando

I know maybe at least 15 people read this blog, if it's it ANYONE at all associated with a Casting Agency or from the world of the new star wars films, I BEG you to get in contact with me. (Wesyeed@gmail.com) I swear to GOD I will pour my soul into the role of Lando Calrissian. I've dreamed of playing him since I was a teen watching the credits roll after Attack of the Clones. I dreamed in my stupid head that I'd be the one cast as young lando in the prequels. It never happened, I moved on, finished high school, tried to do the college thing, and now I'm a baggage handler at LGA. But By GOD it's actually happening, they're making a Young Han Solo movie and they NEED to find a Lando. I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE... Do not pass me up!!!

The real question is WHAT will I do if I get the part... Lose all my weight, I'll have to get back to my original teenage weight of 155 pounds. I'm at 200 pounds right now cuz I didn't give a shit and got fat. But I can lose it all no problem if they need it. 

Take acting lessons of course. I'm an artist just like Billy Dee, so I'm not terrible at acting, but I have no professional training in it. 

What else, I like to think about star wars and the whole phenomenon of it and figure out what deserves to be referrenced in the pop culture when and if I have a chance to toss it on screen... But most of all I want to play Lando properly and not fuck it up. Lando's always been a favorite of mine, not even because I look like him. It's because of his fucking SWAG. Got to love the man's manliness, COME ON... I'm kinda as cool as Lando all things considered I"m Billy Dee's Twin so I'm A LOT like him. 

Maybe too much. We'll see. If this movie comes out and I'm not in it. It's a tragedy, I'll curse every frame of whoever they cast, I swear... 

Lando Headshots for casting call and new static shock image

Did some brief unprofessional headshots for the lando casting. I will submit my headshot and profile in for the role. I don't know how exactly to do it. I don't know if you have to be registered as an Actor to get the part. But honestly, I just want to play Lando, I have no designs upon becoming an actor which is definitely a massive hell of a career that can be most likely mentally draining as hell to have to do repeat takes like they do.

make a real bttf game please

Strange is it not... telltale buys the rights to make a back to the future game and yet they decide to make an old school scummv point and click choose your adventure game. Im all for respecting classic gaming but jesus christ what a waste of time and talent. Chris lloyd himself returned as doc  not an impersonator and mj fox came back although rightfully breifly since it would be a huge waste for him to dedicate time to this sort of  shitty game. Im not sure who else returned... but no im sorry not going to play it. We have so many better types of games using modern tech. Its like asking todays kids to play fucking atari. And they wont... i declare bttf deserves a modern game using todays fucking graphics. Mj doing the voice fulltime and of course lloyd returning. Make this like the gb videogame to some extent. Enjoyed playing that shit although its story sucked and you could not drive ecto 1. What we need is a true time travel game that allows you to seriously visit different time periods. Imagine you play gta5 then time travel to red dead. how awesome would that be and ive never seen a time travel hame done before. Itd be a true challenge to the dev team.

Will this ghostbusters movie work?

They're making this thing as I type this. I don't know. I'll be working my job at LGA and having nothing to do with this movie. But if I did? I'd make a ghostbusters movie to end all ghostbusters movies. How long have we fans waited for a 3rd movie? Now apparently this is a full reboot, or remake of GB. It's going to be redoing the story from the female perspective and not actually act as a continuation of the original movies...

I don't know... I know HOW to make a GB movie work. I've literally watched EVERY GB cartoon episode ever made, I've watched both movies on rewind a million times as a kid, played with the toys, dreamed of a GB3 happening one day.

And here I sit, I'm almost 30 and they're actually bulldozing forward with a new ghostbusters movie in front of my face.

And it looks GOD AWFUL.

That's coming from someone who loves ghostbusters deeply here. I mean no joke, I wonder what David Coulier thinks of this shit, or Arsenio, or even Murray and Akroyd. This is their baby and it's being to me, massacred right in front of our eyes.

Is Ghostbusters a flexible concept that can be redone and reshaped to work in variety of ways? Sure... It's a comedy. It's not bound to any single style at all. I've read dozens of ghostbusters comics that are really just not what you'd think gb would be but that's ok, it's ghostbusters, have fun with it and don't take it seriously.

But then again, this thing is like looking to me to be like a lot of comedies we got years, decades, later that were trying to ape off the original and fail. Son of the Mask, Home Alone 3, Not a comedy but the Next Karate Kid.

I've been alive a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time, I've seen a lot of movie sequels to actual good decent classic films and they don't really work, just got made because the studio bought the rights and had to get it done.

Does the studio even care if this movie works? Or are they hoping people run to the theater because it's got the GB logo on it. I think this movie's going to be a tragic failure, sad to say. It's going to basically be A LOT like Home Alone 3. Not a bad film, but NOT a Home Alone film.

Without Culkin, It's NOT Home Alone.

I think it's safe to say Casper will have to serve for all eternity as the last true live action GB film...

Why the prequels don't work.

Because they're full of insane amounts of CGI that completely removes any realism from the movie, yeah, but even more elaborately, they're not about characters that we care about and that's a huge missstep.

I got thinking tonight, about Lando. I kinda look at Lando now at 29 a different way than I did as a kid. He's certainly still a cool character and I'll always view him as such, but he's not that complicated a guy, there's no great dramatic swooping arc to his character or any connection to the jedi or empire or anything. He's very simple straight forward loyal friend of Han Solo and that's what makes him work. He's quality person despite his flaws.

The prequels never show any complexity to their characters. They're all action figures jumping around to sell toys to babies.

I'm hoping JJ knows that that's what lucas did wrong, abandoning character development in favor of the next fx shot with lightsabers wizzing around and gets back to crafting solid drama and characters who we give a damn about but then again I feel he failed at this in his star trek movies. Yeah they work on a basic level, a superficial level really, but not anything more than that. Everything is done with broad sweeping strokes, no moments of complexity and intelligence, not really. I mean there are flashes of that here and there but then it's back to what happened with the prequels and everything becomes a quest the create the biggest fx shot with as much shit blowing up as possible.

That's cool and all, but we live in an fx heavy film landscape these days. Only thing that's going to save film making now is returning to the past and remembering what made older films work, the story. The characters. To a lesser extent the symbolism and subtext.

What we're seeing more of these days is well.... porn... I love porn. I'll watch it and jack off to it all day, whatever. But it's soulless and mechanical. Sitting there watching a goddamn well made movie with real complex characters however, can't beat that. All I"m saiyan...

New Ecto 1?

Here it is...

Basically looks like this piece of shit:

Like a fan made it. You serious?? THIS IS GHOSTBUSTERS!!! Not SPY or fucking Nacho Libre or some little shitty comedy, THIS IS GHOSTBUSTERS. 

Oh MY GOD. 

Don't release garbage to fans and say "look what we got here for ya! yipee!!" You fools... you ignorant fools... Oh this movie's going to be such ass. 

Totally bootlegging this shit. 

Young Lando?

Well holy shit. Seems like there's opportunity for actual Young lando role in a Han Solo movie...

Can I get the part? I'll do my best that's for sure. I'd DIE to play young lando in a star wars movie... I'm the spitting image of young Billy Dee. If they don't cast ME? They fail...simple fact...

I'll try to get the part, I MUST get the part. I mean if you think I'm kidding. I've dedicated my whole soul and body to star wars ever since seeing those movies. Nothing else matters to me. AT ALL.

I'll do ANYTHING to play young lando. I SWEAR TO GOD.

Putting our face in games...

Very interesting new technology that's on the horizon. Been into gaming since I was a kid bla bla bla, one thing we could NEVER DO in games was actually put our face on the characters in the customizer. You always just picked shit from the items available in the game itself. I always thought it'd be neat if they allowed you to take a quick photo and put it in the game. Apparently Shenmue 3 is going to go down this road and actually have certain select kickstarter backers get their faces into the game itself. Hopefully this is the first of many games doing this. I mean, if GTA online let me play as ME, and not my current avatar, imagine that. I'd love to play as me but there's no way to put me in the game at all not really...

I've done this in the past, in NBA 2K for dreamcast I created myself in the game to play basketball but he never looked like me. I'm very good looking, like ridiculous and sexy and shit, so there's no way to really capture me in a game not for really reals yo... I mean I'm a mix of white and black and it's like there's never been a fucking mix race section in these character creators, so you'll hardly be able to create yourself if you're a mixed person...

Here's me as a kid

Before the dark times, before the puberty... Man I miss that time... let me tell ya. I envy the little brats I see running around all the time. This was taken waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I believe we went to Disney world for the first time. As you can see I always wore blue. And I still do, one thing that's consistent about me is that I'm like a real life power ranger, I wear my favorite color often as possible...

I'm black-ish. What a terrible show. I never thought I'd go from seeing Cosby, Fresh prince, to Family Matters, to fucking MEET THE BROWNS and BLACK-ISH

I know we're living in a devil may care, do whatever you want age right now and I personally am not emo about it to the extent that I'm going to go running around bitching about wanting things to be more conventional, but FUCK seriously? Blatant racism on tv like that?

Holy shit. I know white people hate black people but for real? That's how it's going to be done, no subtletly at all? Come on guys, you can be smarter than that...

It's insultingly stupid the way this new generation of white people is being racist, I"m offended by their lack of intelligence with it...

KIDS

I work at the airport and so what I basically see all day, kids. I mean I've helped raise 3 kids. I'm not like scared of children in the least. But I have no great love for them. Everything in moderation when it comes to kids in my opinion.

Don't get all up in their face and certainly don't let them get in yours too much.

Do I want kids? Heh, I mean I think we all instinctively want children. It's nature at work, absolutely. But in my case, I've got to deal with being cursed by very powerful angry white people and on top of that I simply don't believe in it. Having kids and all. I'm a scientifically inclined person. And my knowledge of the future of this planet, truly makes me question the purpose of having children.

Sadly it's all I can think in the end. Sure I see some ass I wanna fuck it, and of course I can imagine once you skeet in her ass and she gets pregnant it's a whole knew world after that, sure...

But then what? I mean I'm reading about all the murders, war, and bombings going on. Life is a short motherfucker especially if you're black or anything outside of the white sphere in this world. I mean being white is like this... "Hey, I FUCKING OWN this planet? Oh really?"

Being black is like, "Hey, I fucking don't matter at all? Oh really..."

Why the fuck would I want kids? So they can live their life knowing they're on the underside of this fucking world?

No, me personally, I've always been someone who knew he was going straight down the tubes in life. I NEVER thought for a second I'd get anywhere great or near the level that white kids would. I always knew I'd get shitted on in life and the only thing I had to make life good, was TGIF, cartoons, videogames, and movies... That's my soul, wacky weird stupid tv and movies.

I mean wow, it's like I look back on my childhood and yeah there were SOOOOOO many shows put on air about young white guys with such complicated lives. Hell but I liked how Ben played Corey. He was the eternal optimist. Just a guy who looked on the bright side of life if he could. I miss that 90s optimism. it's so lost today, what with all the horrible things going on out there. It's so lost...

Thank you Ben. If you're reading my dumbass blog. I remember being a kid watching you play Corey. I don't give a damn about Girl meets world and don't watch it. But I'll always remember how you played corey and that truly influenced me growing up. Corey was a cool kid. He really was. I always thought of him as the white version of me prettymuch. I mean it's odd how much he reflected my personality on that show. I certainly didn't end up with the girl I went to school with back in the day. That's really great to see that he did marry Topanga. It's only right truth be told.

That's the way it should be, you get with the girl you knew when she was not all hot and had ass and titties, you knew who she was before that. That's what makes the relationship special in the end. Yeah, you fuck, but you fuck knowing how stupid she was a kid....

Exciting times... too exciting.

Just have to talk tonight a little bit about the way things are going for me now. I mean I miss being a teen all the time. I always wonder what it's supposed to mean to be 29 years old? And still a virgin. It's backwards. You're supposed to have fucked a girl, grown up a bit, then decided on a career path and pursue it. That's the process of development this society has been based on at least academically.

Now I'm just stuck here looking at this world from the perspective of a mulatto negro. What do I see through MY eyes? Being black is ASS. Nothing but black people loafing around in society looking like garbage on the side walk. Every other race of people having to just tolerate blacks hanging out looking like shit. I'm not going to sugar coat the reality that is clear and present in front of my face now as an adult. Being Black is like, a curse you can't lift and can't escape from.

And now I got very angry people targeting me for execution since I'm like supposed to represent black people in congress or something like that. No just because I'm lighter than the next black dude does not mean I'm king of the black people...

Let me put it this way, I don't even look at race anyway. It's there, undeniably, but the thing I look at is who a person is, period. If their a dick, a decent person, whatever...

Sadly I've met 99% douche bags in the black race, so that definitely colors my views to a large extent on my own people.

But whatever. I mean I'm a nerdy guy, "one of the nerdy ones." as they say. Steve Urkel may or may not have been a tactic used by the KKK to get black kids to work harder in school. Whether that was the intention or not, he definitely worked. I'm a living breathing Urkel to the core. That's why I don't get it when I get blasted with racism from white people, I'm NOT THAT black guy they think is going to come jumping out of the bushes and rape their daughter.

I'm the guy who scoured through tons of books and worked his ass off in school because I believed in it. I believed in education and improving your mind.

I sit all the time and think hard because I'm so used to it on a daily basis in school. Mental laziness doesn't really feel right to me. If I'm not figuring out a complex puzzle, I'm not alive.

I enjoy the feeling of triumph that comes from doing something extremely complex and mentally strenuous.

I just do...

On another point, yeah, I mean what have I done all my life but play videogames and watch cool cartoons and movies. Why the blue hell does that equate to being shitted on for not being this beacon of hope for the black people?

I've never intended to be. I've always been very passionate about star wars and good fucking art. Technology, the future possibilities through technology as well...

I can't figure it out, I really can't. Why are we still so primitive as to allow race to continue to act as a barrier between us all.

Well nevermind that. I'll continue to ponder on that at some other time. What I really want to get into is that fact that Shenmue 3 is finally happening. People have no idea what kind of bomb this is going to drop in the videogame world, not yet. I've said it to myself many times, shenmue is  a masterpiece. We're witnessing a true masterpiece being made TODAY. No hyperbole here, it's simple truth from someone who fell in love the game and thought it deserved all the praise it got. So sad to see it unfairly get shafted and abandoned like that.

Now it's finally going to be completed as it should be. This and the new star wars movies coming along have made me personally truly feel like going along in life as long as I have has been worth it in the end.

Not really and really. I mean the thing that gets to me is that I really should have never stepped foot in high school or college. I mean my job now isn't the bomb diggity but I like it well enough. I mean provided I get my ass into an airline, I'll be going all over the damn world and seeing things no normal person can hope to see, how's this a fail?

It's just yeah it's like, I am getting older, I will fucking get old as hell, and that does scare me, not going to lie. I've seen old people and it's not going to be fun to be old, so yeah I kick myself for not really respecting my youth. I always hated being too small and young. I always wanted to be bigger, but now my body is starting to decline and age and it's certainly not a good feeling.

And it's weird to be treated like I'm goddamn a grown up older man or some shit. I don't even know what a naked girl's body feels like yet, but people act like I've seen and done it all already because well, you're just supposed to, don't think about it too much. Yeah, well it didn't happen, big guy...

WTF am I supposed to do to learn about sex and girls and all that shit? I don't know...

Well anyway, back to looking forward to stupid nerd shit.

finishing Sonic SATAM

what a world we're in now. Was thinking about it, what if they finished Sonic SATAM as a videogame? That'd be pretty neat to have Jaleel come back and they do the third season in videogame form with him voicing sonic in a totally new continuation of the show.

I know I'd buy that game. I don't know. It's just so annoying how they're still making sonic games and tv shows today and yet nothing is being done in regards to finishing the only decent sonic show to exist.

Sadly it's really sad to be honest. They made a whole big new sonic series called sonic underground which was some sort of mix between Sonic SATAM and Sonic Adventure, right. I barely caught episodes of the show when it aired way back in the day. But yeah I mean such a waste. They had all the time in the world to finish sonic SATAM and they never did. It only deserves it, imo. To finish the classic series some how...

Terminator Genysis Review

Here's my review of this thing... I mean what the hell did I just watch, that's my review in a nutshell.

It didn't matter to know the spoilers honestly. Yeah kinda is a bit of a shit to have known the ending before going in but there's so much SHIT going on this movie that knowing the spoilers means nothing. The sheer fact that this movie is so full of bullshit that makes no sense but it's AWESOME at the same time is what makes this movie a masterpiece of insanity.

By all means go see it, it's just a big FUCK YEAH celebration of the Terminator franchise and nothing more. It's Robocop 2 all over again. It's not at all a goddamn legit good terminator movie but FUCK YEAH is it awesome and cool and full on adventure in terminator land.

Basically it's the sequel to Battle Across Time.

Every bad review of this movie has NEVER seen or ridden battle across time. I loved that bullshit as a kid. Went to see it with my dad and sister a long time ago. So I'm well prepared for TG, and yeah it's the same fucking thing honestly. It's just as stupid as that ride's story was, but honestly since that ride exists, it's not like the movie's doing anything terminator hasn't already done.

This time though it's actually trying to struggle to be a normal terminator movie, but FUCK THAT SHIT, it can't and it just decides to be a big stupid 80s movie in the end and that's all good honestly.

Billion times better than T3. That's another point to make, this movie is so much more interesting to watch than T3 which is just T2 but grimmer and less intelligently made.

Just don't try to make sense of the movie. I've been trying to make sense of this thing and it's not happening. I don't know what time line sarah and reese go flying into and I can't figure out this shit in the end.

I don't know if it's going to do Jurrassic World numbers. It's not as big and ambitious as that movie so most likely not, nor the avengers, but it's a hell of a decent little "what if" comic book in the terminator universe, that's for sure.

Why does Skynet create multiple Arnold Terminators?

I mean it does indeed make very little sense and is something they need to and hopefully explain at some point. If you know the resistance has figured out what a T-800 in human form looks like by now, why keep pumping out the Arnold Mold and change it to some new form?

T3 actually tried to answer this. Saying that the creator of the terminators modeled the T-800 after some war hero, Arnold. And supposedly Skynet only has that model to use since it's built into its system. That would make sense I guess.

It's doing what it was programmed to do, more or less and doesn't really take the fact that humans come in all shapes and sizes and races into account.

The tv show Sarah Conner Chronicles actually I think explained it. And of course features a female version of Arnold's terminator. So yeah Skynet pumped out different kinds of the Cyborg Terminator, not just Arnold. So technically it COULD have been any of those that John sent back in time. All things considered, the true culprit is T2.

T1 is not to blame. Arnolds model was sent back by skynet to kill sarah, that's all we knew. For whatever reason on the bloody fucking sun, John Conner himself chose the model that tried to kill his mother to send back in time to protect himself. Which makes no sense or he simply didn't know what the fuck the terminator originally looked like and mistakingly sent back the Arnold version without a damn clue it was the first one too.

T3 states that BECAUSE Skynet knows that John Conner grew up with the Arnold version, it personally chooses to create that model to hopefully catch Conner off guard. So all this is T2's fault really. The intense amount of Arnold Terminators is due to the fact that T2 happened and Skynet some how knows that Conner was buddies with the Arnold Version.

But still, phew it's a head trip to make sense of why they'd make so many Arnold versions. If they want to trick the resistence into thinking their machines are humans, making a fuck load of the same one doesn't make any sense at all...

Overall I'll stick with T3's explanation. Skynet simply doesn't have another mold to use. It's just using the model it was programmed to use and doesn't bother going through the process to make a new one or change it. Most likely I'm guessing they do it like comic books, basically all the super heros are interchangable, but they wear different clothes and have different hair half the time. So yeah, although we've never seen it, there is a black arnold, asian arnold, hispanic arnold, and a long hair, and beard version arnold terminator running around to mix it up. So skynet's not completely retarded about it.

will we ever get unbreakable 2?

No. But it'd be nice.

I was thinking this morning, why not make a videogame sequel to it?

Bruce and Sam do the voices. And we finish the story they started in videogame form.

What would the game be about? That's a damn good question. But yeah similar to the first movie, David has to thwart crimes using his powers to see people's true nature.