Sunday, July 26, 2015

If I were to play a young lando...

Not trying to say it's gonna happen, but I dream of it often and definitely if some how Disney was actually using its brain and cast Me for the part, yeah I'd make a hefty chunk of change out of it.

Wouldn't mind not having to worry about money anymore... I got nothing man.. I'm dirt ass poor, and I'm like constantly under the barrel of a gun from my bosses at work, it's retarded but I'm not surprised. Of course this world's a messy business and nobody's out to help nobody...

But yeah, I mean there's no great leaping interest in white people to give a shit about blacks in this world. But I definitely wouldn't mind going down in life having played a young Lando at all. I mean it'd be like some kind of fate thing I guess. Surprise surprise, this dude who looks exactly like Lando all his life and loves star wars, ends up playing him on the big screen... Fitting end to my life journey I'd say...

I'll have to be more aggressive. I'm serious if you are out there and reading this and are at all associated with Disney or Lucasfilm, I'm actually full dead stone serious. I want to play Lando Calrissian in the Han Solo film.

What can I do though... I f'n got rejected from baggage handler at southwest airlines, what makes my dumbass think I have a chance at getting a major film role in a star wars movie, besides me being Billy Dee's identical twin all my life. It's just waaaaay too much of a leap for me to go from who I am to movie star, waaaay too much...

Maybe Ben can help me... What the fuck am I saying.... Ben Savage? He doesn't even know I exist. But he owes me for having sat through his goddamn show as a kid, he owes me. I wonder if I can get in contact with him... No, anything you send to him will go to his secretary first and then it'll never reach him. But it'd be a trip to actually talk to the guy for once and tell him how much boy meets world means to me. I mean who cares but being a kid in the 90s and rockin out to boy meets world every friday was the best years of my life, I got to say. Fuck, my life is far from over, yes, but the memories, the memories and now they're trying to rebuild that same kind of relaxed laid back 90s vibe for the new ipod gen of kids...

I don't know, I'm used to watching boy meets world and the only girl on it was topanga, now it's like tough to adjust to the female swap they got going on. I mean say what you want, but corey's life was infinitely more interesting than a girl's life. So I can imagine the writers are having a  tough time figuring out how to create problems and obstacles for the girl on the show. Granted the sabrina show ran a long time and it was of course about a female and her troubles. Once again though, I could never find it within me to give a damn about Sabrina's problems on that show, cuz she didn't have any. She's a good looking white girl with magic powers. Where's the issue there? They found a way to make her life tough but really when you think about it, her life was WIN.

Well back on track, my hopes and all is to play Lando if Disney wants me too. I'm here, I'm waiting, give me an email, whatever you need, I'll provide it. I mean if you want to know anything about my serious over the top passion for star wars, ask the mods at the force net. I posted there for years, all over the web. I've been doing this stuff since I was 15. It's been 14 years of star wars and internet stuff.

OK, see ya later, Vader...



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