Terminator Genysis Review

Here's my review of this thing... I mean what the hell did I just watch, that's my review in a nutshell.

It didn't matter to know the spoilers honestly. Yeah kinda is a bit of a shit to have known the ending before going in but there's so much SHIT going on this movie that knowing the spoilers means nothing. The sheer fact that this movie is so full of bullshit that makes no sense but it's AWESOME at the same time is what makes this movie a masterpiece of insanity.

By all means go see it, it's just a big FUCK YEAH celebration of the Terminator franchise and nothing more. It's Robocop 2 all over again. It's not at all a goddamn legit good terminator movie but FUCK YEAH is it awesome and cool and full on adventure in terminator land.

Basically it's the sequel to Battle Across Time.

Every bad review of this movie has NEVER seen or ridden battle across time. I loved that bullshit as a kid. Went to see it with my dad and sister a long time ago. So I'm well prepared for TG, and yeah it's the same fucking thing honestly. It's just as stupid as that ride's story was, but honestly since that ride exists, it's not like the movie's doing anything terminator hasn't already done.

This time though it's actually trying to struggle to be a normal terminator movie, but FUCK THAT SHIT, it can't and it just decides to be a big stupid 80s movie in the end and that's all good honestly.

Billion times better than T3. That's another point to make, this movie is so much more interesting to watch than T3 which is just T2 but grimmer and less intelligently made.

Just don't try to make sense of the movie. I've been trying to make sense of this thing and it's not happening. I don't know what time line sarah and reese go flying into and I can't figure out this shit in the end.

I don't know if it's going to do Jurrassic World numbers. It's not as big and ambitious as that movie so most likely not, nor the avengers, but it's a hell of a decent little "what if" comic book in the terminator universe, that's for sure.