No pain no gain

Certainly something I've become immaculately familiar with throughout my life. I'm no stranger to pain. Some people enjoy it, some people don't even feel it. I certainly wish I was one of those... But no. I'm no badass military guy who feels no pain. I feel it up my ass all day when it occurs...

I do have a high tolerance for pain. But when it gets to that beast level, it's like, you have to be ready for it or its really fucking hard to deal with...

So I bought an epilator.

Like I said. I'm black. I can't imagine why there's a small minority of white people in this world determined to become black in the future. Like, right now, I'm still figuring out how to shave...

Black hair is a fucking goddamn bitch to deal with. It doesn't grow normally, it grows in every direction... So what I've been trying to do lately is barbarically just rip it out of the root and apply a special lotion that inhibits hair growth, permanently. I do indeed wish I could simply stop my beard from growing forever...

And it was bad. I mean. I'm a tough guy, I gotta give myself that. You know I'm not a little shit of a guy, I'm pretty tough. I've always been a rough and tumble guy since I was a kid. I got my knee busted, I had to deal with so many injuries and shit as I grew up in this really fucking hazardous envirionment. You learn to grow a thick hide and grit your teath and deal with tough shit as you go along in life...

This is no less a tough thing to deal with. How epilators work is prettymuch they grab a few hairs and fucking rip them right out of your skin.

No nice easy way to say it or express it, it's exactly as bad as it sounds. You only do it hoping that the area you're epilating isn't going to feel as bad... Some parts of my face felt worse, others felt not so bad, it was a up and down situation, but I'm very happy to finally have figure out a method now to relieve me of this problem I've lived with for years now.

Soon enough hopefully get some pain killing ointment and rub it on before I epilate and it won't sting as badly. We'll fucking see man...