So what now

I'll be honest. I was very hopeful that this job would stay nice and steady and cool. But I was wrong. Out of nowhere, I get sneak attacked by a co-worker. And now most likely I'm out of this job.

Going to keep on looking for other jobs, is all. But goddamn. All I did at this place was sit on my ass and enjoy the view of Manhattan. I felt like I finally found the golden ticket. I was going go fucking run through the streets charlie bucket style and everything and say FUCK YOU homeless people. I have money!!! fuck you!!! Go get a high school diploma like me! BITCH.

But no... I can't even hang out and get 8.25 an hour. I have to lose that?

Oy Vey. Yunno what I should do? Get into Porn or some shit. Really, those guys are geniuses. You just basically get paid a shit ton of money to fuck all kinds of hot bitches. Can't get better than that...

There's the stupid way to make money, going to school, struggling to get some shitty office job being dick slapped by some asshole supervisor guy, or the best way... become a porn star. Make shit loads of cash, and fuck girls any time you want. I see no downside to that...